Fans request and share exact dialogue from Kramer's memorable quotes in The Serenity Now, particularly his absurd story about taking control of a bus to deliver a severed toe to the hospital.
Does anyone have the dialogues of either of these quotes? 1. When Kramer is talking to jerry and jerry says something like that's insane, and Kramer responds with "is it or is it so sane that it blows your mind!" There were about three or four of these back and forth, and I was wondering if anyone has them.
2. When kramer is describing to jerry and george about how he took control of a bus after the bus driver passed out.
After he heckled Toby, she got so upset she ran out of the
building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed
her pinky-toe."
"That's unbelievable!"
Yeah, then after the ambulance left, I found the toe. So, I
put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice and took off
for the hospital."
"You ran?"
No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, 'I got a toe here
buddy. Step on it!'"
"Holy cow!"
Yeah yeah, then all of a sudden this guy pulls out a gun. Well,
I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinky-toe, so I got out
of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, 'Where
do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?' I says, 'Well, I got
a little prize for you, buddy.' Pwaa! Pwaa! Keeyah! Knocked
him out cold!"
"How could you do that?"
Yeah, then everybody is screaming because the driver, he's passed
out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control!
So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get
behind the wheel... Now I'm driving the bus!"
"You're Batman."
Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts
choking me. So, I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept
driving the bus with the other. Then I managed to open up the
door and I kicked him out the door with my foot at the next
stop."
"You kept making all the stops?"
Well, people kept ringing the bell!
"What about the toe? What happened to the toe?"
Well, I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place
at the end of the line."
"You did all this for a pinky-toe?"
Well, it's a valuable appendage.
- Kramer, George and Jerry,
in "The Fire"by far the best and most memorable kramer quote, in my opinion. i noticed that this is number two. what is better? please post the dialogue for better reminscince.
On 13 Oct 1997, OJz a Liar wrote:
OJz a Liar wrote:
Every time I hear the above lines, I can't stop laughing. It is hilarious.
maro