Seinfeld's "Overdue Porno"

The Overdue Porno Kramer is in a video store with George as he looks at the action category. "Look at this." Kramer says."Same ol' stuff all the time." George looks up to him."Why don't you just rent a drama?" Kramer shoves his hand into George's face."shragh!"George backs away. "I gave up drama a while ago!" Kramer shouts. "Why?"George asks. "All that touchiness makes me feel soft and filled with quissiness." Kramer complains."I'm gonna check the Walt Disney classics." Kramer says walking away from George. "Walt Disney section(snort). " George laughs out. "What am I gonna rent?" George thinks. "I never rented an adult program in a while... well..." George looks both directions for people he knew. He walks into the pornographic category. And he grabs a video. When he went up to the video guy he slipped it on the table looking the other direction. The video man held it up high to check the cover in the light. "What are you doing?" George sqeeks out a shout. The video man says that he's checking if the cover wasn't damaged. "Well please try to check without holding the tape up!" George says. A line of people walk out of the store calling George a "single guy" and a "pervert". "Thanks." George says to the video guy sarcastically. Kramer rents a copy of The Little Mermaid. People smile at him. George goes home and slips the the tape in the VCR. He get's himself some popcorn. He starts watching it. "Oh god all mighty!" George shouts grossed out. Jerry's apartment Jerry is making himself a bowl of cheerios. George walks in with his head down. "What's with you?" Jerry asks. "Nothing.....just that I think I saw my mother in a porno video I rented." Elaine pops in laughing,"HaHaHa,I thought you gave up porno!" "Why don't I just let you two live here, you two pop-ins." Jerry says. Jerry is easily ignored as George is embarrassed. "I can't even touch the tape now, I think my VCR is destroyed from playing it." George says. "You saw your mom?" Elaine and Jerry ask. "Yeah. I've been throwing up for the past two days." George says covering his face. "Did you look at the cover?" Jerry asked throwing cheerios in his mouth."Not really, but.....the video man did." George paused. "...the video man." George rushes out of the apartment, almost gets hit by a car,and makes it to the video store. The video man was crying. George eyes the video man. "What was with that video I rented?" George shouts. The video cries out, "Where is it? It's my favorite tape! It's overdue!" "Why do you want it?" George asks. "It shows my mother having sex. It shows her making another one of me. And believe me, if you like to watch that, you have a real bad taste in movies." The video man tells George that every overdue day for the Estelle porno tape is 50$. "What?" George shouts. "But I can't even go in my apartment! I can't do it!!!!" George runs out of the store screaming. George rushes back in Jerry's apartment. "Now what?" Jerry asks. "You have to get into my apartment!" George says walking up to him. "Fine,as long as it shuts you up." Jerry says. "Jerry. If you do, be careful, it's my mom." George warns. "George, it's a tape for crying out loud." Jerry shouts. Jerry walks up to the doorman of George's apartment. "Excuse me, who are you." A snotty voice says. "Oh I remember you....hahahahaha." Jerry ran away back to his apartment. George asked what happened. "The doorman of your apartment building happens to be the same one at Elaine's that was that terrorizing me last year, I can't get your tape." Jerry says. "Where am I gonna stay?" George asks. "How about your parents?"Jerry suggests. "No no! I can't stay at my parents,the porno star is there." George cries. George now has a beard growing."Wait! Kramer!" George shouts. Later~ Kramer walks up to George's apartment building. "Excuse me, may I ask who you are looking for?" The doorman asks.Kramer was wearing sunglasses with a cigar in his mouth dressed like the mob. "I'm looking for George Costanza. I was going to ask him if he wanted to design couches with me." Kramer says. "The last time I saw him he was screaming out PORN! PORN! with a remote in his hand." The doorman says. Kramer is easily allowed into Georges apartment. He sees the VCR. He now tries to get the tape out. And brakes the VCR,slips and falls on it too. He leaves the apartment and the doorman asked him what happened. Kramer replies, " Uh,I decided to design an amusement park...uh bye. Jerry's apartment~ "Did you get it?" George asked closing his eyes. "GGGiddyup!" Kramer says holding the tape up. "Where's the cover?" Jerry asks. "WWhoa.." Kramer said. "I forgot!" video store~ George gives the tape to the video man. "Where's the cover?" He asked. The tape happened to have the Little Mermaid's cover. "Uhhhh....."George stutters. "50$ for each overdue day for the cover!" The video man shouts. Cozmo12985

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