Elaine Push

I think ratboy is just in love with Elaine--not that there's anything wrong with that--he just seems to adore everything she does, from the push to the interpretation of the pretzel line. Any comments he makes about her are definitely as subjective as they come! And maybe, just maybe, he's also Catholic, and therefore also pushing the "Elaine is Catholic" theory... --A

Nope. Sorry AlkMal. Wrong on several sccounts. 1. I'm Jewish. Not a 'practicing' Jew, no temple or synagogue for me, but my parents are Jewish, so I guess that's what I am. I prefer to consider myself Agnostic. Nothing exists without proof.

Next, I do love Elaine, but not in the unhealthy stalker way (a la Crazy Joe), but in the 'all Seinfeld characters are my children' kind of way. If truth be told, I prefer busty blond women to petite brunettes. Sure I adore everything she does. I also adore everything George does. Hell, I adore everything Uncle Leo does!

Don't confuse my love for the show with devotion to the actors. That's interesting stuff. but it's not that inportant. The show's the main attraction.

You've never seen me reply to a Shoshanna post, have you?  Let the actors
have their lives, but as long as they're on my screen, they're mine to pick apart
if I choose, or to praise.   Elaine just happens to have a lot worth praising.
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