How'zat?
Alcoholism - Dick, Elaine's office friend [The Red Dot]
Allergies - The accountant and delivery boy to the
sweater [The Sniffing Accountant]
Allergies - Elaine allergic to guy's cats [The ????]
Allergies - germ free room [The Bubble Boy]
Arm spasm [George in The Non-Fat Yogurt]
Back condition - Morty lost his wallet [The Wallet]
Back injuries - the Mandalbaums. [The English Patient]
Back therapy - swimming in east river [The Nap]
Bacterial meningetis - acted out [The Burning]
Baldness - The Chinese cure [The Tape]
Black Eye - Kramer after watching guys' shower techniques
[????????????]
Blood Transfusion - Jerry get's Kramer's blood [The
Blood]
Blockage - Kramer needed Bran cereal [The Pitch]
Breathtaking - Elaine, baby, eggs - doctor [The
Hamptons]
Bris - in the hospital [The Bris]
Broken Leg - Jimmy slips on wet floor [The Jimmy]
Broken legs - George slipped on invitations [The Summer
of George]
Broken Toe - Elaine was caned [The Dinner Party]
Bulimia - George was paying for the meals [The Switch]
Burns - second and third degree burns from hot crepes
[??????]
Burns - Kramers leg from the caf� latte [The Maestro]
Cancer - Gary Fogel faked it [The Scofflaw]
Cast - on the busboy [The Busboy]
Check Up - she had one and was fine before the remark
[The Pony Remark]
Chiropratctor - George won't pay $75 scam [The
Ex-Girlfriend]
Choking - Fredo dies eating strongbox key [The Strongbox] Cirrhosis of liver with Jaundice - Mickey's fake disease
[The Burning]
Coma - Jerry's neighbor [The Suicide]
Concussion - Kramer's from Crazy Joe [????????????]
Cough - Kramer's dog medicine [The Andrea Doria]
Cut - Jerry's cut neck [The Blood]
Deafness - Elaine fakes it in cab [The Lip Reader]
Dental fix free - Elaine gave Tim the gift [The Label
Maker]
Dental work - Jerry - sexually molested [The Jimmy]
Dental work - Kramer's novocaine freezing [The Jimmy]
Dentist - conversion to Judaisim 'for the jokes' [The
Yada Yada]
Depleted sperm count [Kramer]
Dermatologist - Jerry's girlfriend he ridicules [The
Slicer]
Dr. (Martin/Peter) Van Nostrand [The Slicer]
Drug overdose - Mr. Pitt [The Diplomats Club]
Elbow Injury - Larry David won't golf again(newspaper)
[The Wizard]
Epstein-Barr - with a twist of Lyme [The Baby Shower]
Eye surgery - Estelle couldn't cry for "x" amount of
time [The Fusilli Jerry]
Failing eyesight - George 'throws' eye test to qualify
for books on tape [The Fatigues]
Food Poisoning - flashback [The Fatigues]
Fungus Infection - the cat [The Conversion]
Gas Explosion - 5 deaths including the new busboy [The
Busboy]
Goiter - the size of a football [The Old Man]
Gonorrhea - acted out [The Burning]
Hallucination - when Elaine fasts before the X-rays [The
Suicide]
Head Injury - Kramer's recurring problem [The Ticket]
Heart attack - George sees holistic healer Tor [The Heart
Attack]
Heart attack - Elaine's 66 year-old friend [The
Alternate Side]
Hip replacement - the squirrel [The Merv Griffin Show]
Hospitalization - dog owner airline passanger from
Chicago [The Dog]
Hypothermia - Kramer's spa heater goes off [????????]
Incontinence - Poppie [The Pie]
Impotence - George's lack of confidence[The Mango]
Kidney Stone Kramer's [The Gymnast]
Lupus - George's white spot [The Pilot(2)]
Lyme Disease - Elaine's roommate [The Stock Tip]
Mental Hospital - Steinbrenner has George committed [The
Bottle Deposit]
Mental Illness - Crazy Joe Divola's prescription medicine
[The Ticket]
Messed up face - Tony (the mimbo) who fell from the
cliff. [The Stall]
Natural causes - George tells Peterman's dying mother his
ATM code [The Secret Code]
Nausea - the black and white cookie [The Dinner Party]
Nervous Breakdown - Lloyd Braun [The Gum]
Nervous Breakdown - Tina the tax accountant [The Truth]
Nose Bleed - Kramer [The Mom and Pop Store]
Obesity - car jacking victim [The Finale]
Paralysis - [The Handicapped Spot]
Proctology - foreign object in rectum - Frank [The
Fusilli Jerry]
Quone - Kramer's Scrabble word, 'a medical term - to
quone someone' [???????]
Psychosexual Attraction - 'nuff said [The Ex-girlfriend]
Rabies - Elaine's dog bite - doctor does not know about
rabies [The Glasses]
Ruptured Capillaries - in eyes when Jerry scuba dives
[The Pen]
Rhinoplasty - George's girlfriend [The Nose Job]
Rhinoplasty - Wilkinson, hospitalized [The Stock Tip]
Severed Toe - Kramer takes in Cracker Jack box to
hospital [The Fire]
Skin Cancer - Kruger's growth - Dr. Van Nostrum [The
Slicer]
Skin Rash - Elaine's charts describe her as a problem
patient [The Pratice]
Spleenectomy - the triangle artist [Junior Mint]
Sprained leg? - Bette Midler [The Understudy]
Stiff Neck - Elaine promises Kramer the bike[The Package] Sun Burn - Kramer before his date [???????????]
Tonsillectomy - George's mistaken heart attack [The Heart
Attack]
Tooth ache - Jerry, sneaking into Tim Whatley's party
Toxic poisoning - Susan's death [The Invitations]
Uromycetisis - Jerry's fake urinary problem [Parking
Garage]
Vasectomy - Elaine's boyfriend and Kramer [The Soul Mate] Water in the ear - Kramer [The Finale]
Winslow's Tumour - Tickets to see it [The Ex-Girlfriend
(standup routine)]
Wrenched back - [The Pen]
Wrenched back - Estelle [The Contest]
Wrenched back - Estelle [The Outing]