Gross food gags

George eating while having sex.

Kramer washing his lettuce/vegetables while taking a shower.

George biting into an onion, thinking it's an apple.

Kramer in the hot tub with butter.

I know there's more but can't think of them right now.

Paige

"Paige" wrote in message news:[email]...

George shoving handfuls of shrimp in his mouth.

Poppi kneading dough with unwashed hands.

Elaine sneezing in the pasta primavera.

Jerry vomiting after the black-and-white cookie.

B.

Also, Kramer kneading gum into bagel dough.

For a group in their thirties, there certainly was a lot of vomiting:

   Russell, after the bad pasta primavera.
   George's prospective employer, MacKenzie, and colleagues, in The Pie.
   Cynthia, in The Fix Up.
   Kramer, after eating the fossilized hot dog.
   Elaine, presumably after eating an ancient butter frosted wedding cake.
   Kramer, on Susan's vest, after drinking expired milk.

Perhaps George was right, puke is a funny word.

• Mark "don't have to think about that" Mellin

George sweating after eating the King Pao Chicken. George likes his chicken spicy. / George eating a tuna fish sandwich (with dill in it) in LaLa land near the Hollywood sign. / George making lobster 'n eggs for breakfast. / And (the Hawaiian-born) Bette Midler with her pineapple Italian ices after George knocked her out at home plate.~~~~ "Dad why don't we have some red meat tonight!" Jerry. Phil

I don't remember his name, but the TV producer who ate the sneezed-on pasta primavera and then hurled when George and Jerry were waiting in his apartment.

On Aug 28, 5:49 am, "Art Vandelay, Architect" wrote:

Let's not forget the chewed-up meat chunks Jerry hides in a napkin and puts in his coat pockets (on his date with the zealous meat-eater girl).

Paige

And of course, who could forget Kramer and Newman dancing to salsa music while making sausages and stringing the meat all over Jerry's kitchen.

Also, Kramer storing his blood in (presumably) Jerry's tuperware in Jerry's fridge. Then later pouring said blood into Jerry's radiator to keep the car from overheating.

In the Butter Shave, Newman, being obsessed with Kramer covered in butter, is in the coffee shop sitting at the counter and a waitress brings out a big ol' golden brown roasted chicken. Newman looks over at it and Kramer's head is on the chicken, looks at Newman and says "Hey buddy!"

On Aug 28, 8:22 am, "Art Vandelay, Architect" wrote:

Just remembered another: Kramer's "Fusilli Jerry" statue crammed up Frank's rear end. Ouch!

Paige

Oy! Now THERE's an image I'd like to forget.

"Philip Wexler" wrote in message news:[email]...

I'm not sure what the purpose of your post is. None of these are "gross food gags".

Mark, are you a closet Banya fan????????

"Mark Mellin" wrote in message news:[email]...

In article , "Alexis Machine" wrote:

Nah, Sally Weaver is more to my taste.

• Mark

Kramer eating the ancient hotdog from the run-down movie hall as "a perfectly sane thing to eat" then gagging

Kramer making a huge mess trying to cook too much food too badly for too many jewish singles

Frank Costanza deeming rotten beef as good enough to cook for the troops in Korea then pounding on it with a shovel (and the deleted scene of the troops vomiting into the camera - see also Andy Ackerman's comment he's glad they had sense to omit that one)

Kramer feeding discount junkfood to the horse who got a flatulance to the horror of the Rosses

Newman leaving candy wrappers everywhere and being so messy he's transmitting fleas

Newman gorging on the unwanted topless muffin stumps while drinking milk (it drips) in the back of Mr. Litman's store

Frank Costanza eating kasha in bed and offering a spoonful to George

George's date the model gorging on pasta like no tomorrow (and George suspecting she's bolemic with all accompanying bathroom sounds...)

Kramer stuffing too much of what remains of his sandwich into his mouth just before going into a store where food is not allowed

Kramer getting two pieces of bread out of his two robe pockets and asking Jerry:"got any meat?" (when Jerry goes:"I donno...go...hunt!") then making a huge rosebeef sandwich and talking with food in his mouth then using his saliva to stick back a piece of magazine paper he tore off (I believe this one was the first gross food gag - it's in the pilot)

Newman and Kramer gorging on huge amounts of chicken from Kenny Rogers'

Kramer dropping a raw egg on Jerry's floor then taping the area off with official police yellow tape

Kramer using his forearms to wipe spilled milk and cheerios off Jerry's kitchen counter and down into the kitchen drawer

Mr. Pitt eating candy bar with a fork and knife and then the habit catching on much to Elaine's dismay and horror ("what is wrong with you people?!") - I find that incredibly snobbish and to me snobbish is gross

Uncle Leo getting a bad ache in his guts from eating too much nuts in the hotel suite

Kramer drinking tomato juice out of Jerry's fridge, thinking it's milk then spitting it (the Kenny chicken store red light messing up his cones and rods)

George picking a half-eaten donut or eclair out of a garbage bin and eating it

George getting frantic in the coffeeshop:"I think I swallowed a fly!"

George being taped on live television while making a huge mess eating some chocolate dessert at a tennis game

....hmmm... I'm sure there are many many others still...

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George wolfing down spaghetti at the end of "The Fix Up", in front of his date with the pinkish hue and hair that is easy for your hand to come out of.

Kramer dropping a Junior Mint into the cavity of a surgical patient in "The Junior Mint".

Jerry and George bribing Elaine to grab food off patrons' plates in "The Chinese Restaurant".

Frank asking who a rooster has sex with while eating a game hen in "The Rye".

Elaine eating so many Juji Fruits that she can't get a handkerchief to Mr. Lippman, resulting in his company's downfall in "The Opposite".

George's girlfriend Paula puts the pit of the Mackinaw peach George has already eaten into her mouth to suck on. This so disgusts George he almost hurls. "The Doodle".

George eats Jerry's girlfriend Gwen's uneaten bowl of soup even though Monk's cook Paco left a rubber band in it, in "The Strike".

Kramer eats half a piece of fruit in Jerry's apartment, leaves the other half, and writes an IOU for a half piece of fruit in "The Seven".

Neil and several other patrons are badly burned when Dominican-rolled crepes spit hot stuff onto their faces in "The English Patient".

Kramer makes a "make your own pizza" with cucumbers in "The Couch".

Leslie dumps chocolate cake on George's shirt in "The Baby Shower".

George "double dips" a chip in "The Implant".

Kramer spits out a bad peach in "The Mango".

Elaine spits out water when she thinks she has rabies and can't swallow in "The Glasses".

Elaine finds a hair in the cinnamon babka she bought in "The Dinner Party".

Kramer spits coffee on Regis and Kathie Lee in "The Opposite".

Jerry spits chewed meat into Grandma Mimma's napkins in "The Wink".

Elaine and Glenn share a trash-discarded bearclaw, while getting wastewater splashed on them in "The Strong Box".

On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:55:48 -0700 (PDT), Paige wrote:

Can't believe no one mentioned it (to date) although close:

Jerry poured tomato juice on his cereal after he and Kramer had swapped apartments in the Kenny's Chicken episode.

I think it was Jerry.

I believe it was Kramer: Jerry would have known by the look of the jug, no?

"LRod" wrote in message news:[email]...

Kramer licking the ripped-out magazine article with a mouth full of sandwich after Jerry says he's not done with the magazine.

KRAMER: (opens a plastic container of food) Hmmm, no expiration date on this. (coughs) JERRY: There is now.

George taking a huge bite of a pastrami-on-rye before making out with his girlfriend.