Let's make a list!

One thing the season finale brought up was the attraction to disaster (for themselves and other people) that Jerry, George, Elaine and Kosmo have.

Remember the episode where Jerry deflates the Woody Woodpecker float and the Dentist fellow tells Jerry: that's his problem, he's a trouble maker.

In a separate thread, someone started a list of all the trouble the Seinfeld characters have caused. I propose we compile a complete list of every disaster that the four of them have ever caused.

The list will be HUGE!!!, but in a way it will also be like a synopsis of all seven seasons. So here is the start. I propose people just keep following up to this post so the list grows on its own. Then someone can "harvest" it and put it on a web page...

So here's the start from another thread:

(1) Babu's restaurant and deportation

(2) Kosmo destroying Susan's family cabin and outing her father

(3) Elaine putting the Soup Nazi out of business

(4) Ruining the marathon runner's race with Kramer's coffee.

(5) When Kosmo yelled passing a kidney stone, and acrobat fell off the wire at the circus at the sound

(6) When Jerry deflated the Woody the Woodpecker float and ruining Mr. Pitt's dream.

(7) Kosmo buying the air conditioner that fell out of the window and hurt the dog that bit Elaine

(8) Kosmo convincing the dwarf actor to buy lifts ruining his career.

(9) Elaine coming up with the dumn election idea that got the election campaigner fired.

(10) Elaine making Mr. Pitts look like Hitler for the board meeting

(11) Elaine getting Jerry's first dentist in trouble with false medical claims

(12) ...

-Chris

[email] (Christopher Raum) wrote:

I remember the episode, Jerry crashing Dennis Wattley's party, Elaine guessing the name of the song so Mr. Pitt could be in the parade, and especially the site of Mr. Pitt Trying to hold up the Woody Woodpecker balloon. What I don't remember is how Jerry deflated it. Anyone?

Monty

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'Doc' Pfefferle, PhD.

While getting a "free" dental check at the party (Jerry had a sore tooth and crashed the party since there were many dentists atttending - too much to explain why here) Jerry leaned back on the couch and knock (I think it was a replica of the Empire state building) out of the window - which busted the Woody Balloon.

He knocked Elaine's statue of the Empire State Building out the window, and the tip of it busted the balloon.

On 25 May 1996, Christopher Raum wrote:

Let me just append a little to this part of the list. Kramer had done the following to the Ross family:

• He vomited on Susan after drinking the curdling milk.
• He burned down the family cabin.
• He outed Mr. Ross's affair with John Cheever.
• He caused Susan's lesbian lover to dump her.
• Anything else I'm forgetting?

				-Ed
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What about the Junior Mint episode, didn't Kramer drop a Junior Mint into a patient undergoing an operation? I don't remember details too well -- did that cause harm to that patient?

Deborah A. Currie wrote:

No, the mint actually helped the patient. So it's probably the one good thing Kramer (or any of the foursome) has ever done. But it was a mistake, so it's okay.

[email] (Christopher Raum) wrote:

How about Jerry telling Mr. Pitt to take the medicine that nearly killed him.

Kramer got himself and his friend fired from the Santa Claus job for preaching communist propaganda

George got his superior fired, I don't remember the guy's name, but it was the episode where Elaine dated the wakeup guy and George had some pulp in his eye

And of course Elaine was indirectly responsible for Russel Dalripple's death in the same way that George was responsible for Susan's

Also George got the busboy fired from his restuarant and Kramer let that guy's cat out, although that time it almost worked out for the best

That's all I can think of for now.

Brendan W. Guy

The post from Kenny Kramer (article 44600) reminded me of another one -- "what about the saxophone player that blew out his lip by giving Elaine oral pleasure." Did we have that one on the list yet?

Brendan Guy wrote:

And, of course, the wakeup guy lost a lot of business because of Elaine's feet...

I may be coming in on this one late and this was probably mentioned but remember when Jerry suggested that Babu open a restaurant and serve Pakistan food? "Your a very bad man, Jerry Seinfeld!"

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Yes he did. and almost caused the artist's life. He made Triangles.

Jerry killing Miss Rhode Island's doves in Atlantic City ... In the same episode, George's idea of having the Yankees wear cotton uniforms backfires when the uniforms shrink ...