Jackie Chiles lines

With this great character getting his own show, what are some of our favorites lines of his? At the moment, only one sticks in my mind: "Who told you to put a balm on?"

"Jackie's gonna cash in on your wretched disfigurement."

And, of couse, "Outrageous... egregious... preposterous!"

I say that at work sometimes.
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"Your face is my case"

"This is the most public of my many humiliations!"

JCDderby wrote:

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Bob Grimes wrote:

(Said to Kramer) "Jackie's cashing in on your retched disfigurement"

OOPs..sorry someone said that one already... ok here's another..it's a long one! Jackie's opening statement from The Finale... "I am shocked and chagrined, mortified and stupified.This trial is outrageous! It's a waste of the tax payers time and money. It is a travesty of justice that these 4 people have been incarcerated while the real perpetrator is walking around....laughing. Lying and laughing. Laughing and Lying. You know what these 4 people were? They were innocent bystanders. Now, you just think about that term. Innocent. Bystanders. Because that's exactly what they were. We know they were bystanders, nobody's disputing that. So how can a bystander be guilty? No such thing! have you ever heard of a guilty bystander? No, because you cannot be a bystander and be guilty. Bystanders are by definition, Innocent. But, Nooo, they wanna change nature here. Thay wanna create a whole new animal- The guilty bystander. Don't you let them do it. Only you can stop them."

"Rugged! The man's a goblin!"

Dave wrote in message news:[email]...

"The man's a goblin" ..."by the time we get to trial he be nothingg more than a shrunken head" "I've been practicing law for thirty years, and Your listening to a caddy" one more.. I didn't tell you to have a pow-wow!!!"

Jackie is the reason I want to go into law Kp

Kevin Palmeri wrote in message ...

"The tobacco companies?... I've been wantin' a piece of them for years!"