A very happy Festivus to one and all!
"She's a two-face." "I'm pulling a Whatley." "I find tinsel distracting." "Stop crying and fight your father." "I think you can take him, Georgie." "I got a lot of problems with you people!" "Hey, I was in a shvitz for six hours. Gimme a break." "Festivus is all too real, and I can prove it - if I have to." "You're infringing on my right to celebrate new holidays."
Michael Alexander