****DAVID H'S LONG ONLINE SIRVAAY*****888**

HOW DID YOU NO WHOT I WAS THINGING????? PLEESE ANSIR AS MENY AS YOU CAN...IT REEL LONG.. IT OK TO SKIP SOME IF IT TOO LONG...

1.HOO IS YOR FAVRITE POSTIR?

• HOO IS YOR FUNNIEST POSTIR?

• HOO IS THE SADDIST POSTIR?

• HOO IS THE MOST FEEBEL MINDED POSTIR?

• HOO WILL MOST LIEKLY BURN IN HELL FOR RITING HIS ON BIBEL?

• OHHOO DO YOU WISH WULD GO AWAY AND NEVR COME BACK?

7.HOO IS THE MEENEST WON?

• HOO IS THE NICEST WON?

• HOO IS HTE DUMNEST WON?

• HOW OLE ARE YOU?

• WHOT CITY/CONTRY DO YOU LIVE IN?

• HOW LONG YOU POSTED/LURKID HEAR?

• IS YOR CHAT MASHINE AT HOEM OR WORK?

• HOO IS THE WORST TROLL EVR?

• HOO IS THE WORST CROSPOSING TROLL JERK?

• HOO IS BIGGIST JERK?

• WHOT IS THE GROSSEST POST EVER READ?

• HOO IS THE SSNEEKIEST POSTIR?

• HOO HAS THE FUNNIEST NAMEE?

• YOUR FAVRITE SPORTS TEAM?

• ARE YOU A NICE WON OR A MEAN WON?

• DO YOU THING MEAN WONS SUCK?

23. DO YOU FEAR THE POWER OF THE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX AND/OR THE SOCIAL, ECONOMIC, AND POLITICAL RAMIFICATIONS THEREOF?

24, YOR FAVIRITE SONG?

• FAVRITE COLOR?

• WHY DO YOU VISIT THIS CHAT ROOM?

• HAEV YOU EVR ACCSIDIENTLY EATEN A BUG? WHAT KIND OF BUG?

• DO YOU EEVER TEE TEE IN UNDER WHEAR?

• DO YOU EVER TEE TEE OUTSIDE?

• DO YOU EVER SPIT IN THE AIR AND CATHCH YOUR OWN LOOGIE IN YOU MOUTH?

• ARE Y OU IMBARASSED CAUSE YOU ARE 22 AND STILL RIDE A BIKE?

• HOW OFFEN DO YOU PICK YOR NOSE?

34..... DO YOU..EAT YOUR BOOGERS?

• WHAOT DO YOU DO WITH YOR BOOGERS?

• DO YOU THING THAT POOPERS ARE FOR POOPING *ONLY*?

• ARE YOU GAY?

• ARE YOU AVALABLE?

• WHOAT ARE YOU DONG FIRDAY NITE? ARE BURGERS OK?

• HOW MUCH DO YOU WAY?

• HOW TALL ARE YOU?

42, DO YOR FEET STINK BAD?

43, WHEIN YOU DO DO, DO YOU LOOK AT IT BEFOR YOU FLUSH IT?

44. DO YOU THING THAT SARA FROM RW MIAMI LOOK LIEK BUFFY FROM FAMILY AFFAIR?

• DO YOU THING MR. FRENCH GOT B.O.?

46. IF KIM COPLAND FARTED IN AN ELEVATOR WITH MOTHER TERESA DO YOU THING SHE WULD ACT LIEK IT WAS MOTHER TERESAS FART? (IF SHE WAS ALIVE)

• DO YOU THING RATBOY'S FART SMELL LIEK CHEESE?

• DO YOU THING SMUGGRUB SECRITLY WONTS TO BE ON THE NICE WON LIST?

49. DO YOU THING RATBOY HAVE A LITTEL DAVID H VOO DOO DOLL HE STICK WITH PINS?

• DO YOU THING THAT REAL WORLD IS NOW A PALE IMMITATION OF ITSELF?

THATNG YOU FOR PRATISIPATING IN DAVID H'S FIR ST ON LINE SIRVEY!!!

YOU BEST PLA SAVID H.

In article , [email] wrote:

Who else - David H.

Ditto.

People who bash David H.

Can't name names.

Nobody I know personally, but if I had a choice - Brandon Walsh.

Brandon Walsh.

Aaron Spelling for making else put up with Tori every week. Yes, he makes us. I'm addicted to the damn show. I try not to watch but.....

A tie between all DavidH fans.

Probably me for watching 90210 ebery week.

Younger than 30, older than 20.

Northern Ontario, Canada. That's right - David H is a international phenomenon.

Years upon years.

Home

Brandon Walsh.

I wish it was Brandon Walsh.

Brandon Walsh.

Don't remeber one that stands out alone.

Any person who posts SPAM under false headers.

Brandon Walsh.

Sudbury Wolves, Sault Ste. Marie Greyhounds

Nice won.

Yes. I've seen many bands with guitarists that have 'Mean WONS SUCK' stickers on their guitars.

I fear our weak dollar and 9.2% national unemployment rate.

Changes constantly - right now it's probably Real Stumper by the Age of Electric.

Blue or purple.

Because I love to goof, and read goofs, on 90210.

Many times mountain biking. I'm not sure which kind.

No, I'm one of the blessed ones with a strong bladder.

Sure, it's one of the privledges of being a man.

No.

I'm older than that but I still ride my mountain bike. Although, I do have a car too.

I plead the 5th.

Again, I plead the 5th.

Nothing.

I'm not quite sure - that's one of the hotest debates of the 1990's.

Nope.

Only on a friendship level.

Probably hanging at some clubs.

180.

5 10.

Not right now.

Not as a habit.

No clue.

No clue.

I'll give Kim the benefit of the doubt.

I hope I never have to find out.

Who doesn't.

Probably.

That's a deep question. Much like, if a tree falls.....

My fingers hurt.

#20. Indianapolis Colts

JS

DAVIDH wrote in message [email]...

1-9- you

A few hundred years in dog years...

ny, usa

Since about October

hoem

Ratboy

I dunno...

A webtv guy named landshark...

I dont know, but it was probably on alt.binaries.pictures.sex.fetish.fish

you're sneeki

ratboy

the knicks, or course

definately a nice won

mean wons can kiss my rer

absolutely.

i gotta go with sex and candy

blue

to chat

i think i ate ants when i was little

no

no

haven't tried that one yet...

no

hourly

only with salt

(see #34 above)

yes

no

not to you, anyway

i'll be out, and no, burgers suck

not as much as newman

taller than mickey

only after exercise

not usually

i don't know

yeah

don't know

i hope not, or he should see a doctor

doesn't everyone?

no. I THING RATBO HAVE A LITTLE DAVID H VOO DOO DOLL HE PICK ITS NOS

yes

your welcome

DAVIDH wrote in message ...

not you

not you

you

you

you

you

you

me

you

old enough to know better but still to young to give a shit

toronto canada

a few years i think

i don't have a *chat mashine* i have a computer and it is at home

you

you

you

a pic of some chick with her head bashed in on a celeb group

anyone who tries to immitate you, you stud muffin

real or online? male or female? cartoon or comic?

i hate sports

depends on wether you piss me off or kiss my ass

no nice ones suck mean ones bite:)

oh my lord a whole sentance without a single mistake!!!!!!!!!!

closer by nine inch nails

black and purple

to get my daily dose of intellectual stimulation

no but i used to eat worms as a kid

nope

only in extream emergencies

ew

i don't ride a bike i ride a man where ever i go

ew

again i say EWWWWWWWWWWW

wad them up in a kleenex and send them to annoying people who make up really annoying postes in groups like this one. by the way what is your address?

nope they are for relieving excrutiating gas pains also

what if i am?

nope so many men so little time

burgers?? buddy get a life it's lobster and champagne for me

300 lbs

3 feet

do yours?

you're sick in the head

who?

who?

grow up

grow up

does itn really matter?

if not i'll make him one

never seen it

your welcome you infantile pre-pubescent worm

krys keeper of the Tylenol that gets rid of the David h headache maker of the David h voodoo doll, coming soon to a store near you

In article , "Krissy's News" wrote:

Didn't you criticize DAVID H's spelling? Pot, kettle, black?

You're heading straight for the DOO DOO LIST OF MEAN WONS.

Kevin R. Gowen, II
   "Next time some eight foot tall, wild-eyed maniac taps the back of your
favorite head up against the barroom wall and asks you if you've paid your
dues, well, you just do what ole Jack Burton always does at a time like
that. You stare that sucker right back in the eye. 'Have you paid your
dues, Jack?' 'Yes, sir, the check is in the mail.'" - Jack Burton
   "These are my heroes...it's one of the greatest moments in my life."
        -Nelson Mandela, on his meeting with the Spice Girls
Bu huan ren zhi bu ji zhi, huan bu zhi ren ye. - Confucius, Lun Yu 1:16

excuse me I made one little mistake so sue me

I'll never let it happen again oh high exalted ruler of the spelling nation krys

Kevin R. Gowen, II wrote in message ...

On Wed, 15 Jul 1998 18:54:59 GMT, "Krissy's News" wrote:

How can I find this pic???

-Monica

Ok, David H. I will try to answer...

As far as we talking about "post"

1. Buckley 2. sarafrances 3. denise 4. 5. don't understand the question... 6. nobody in this chat room - in the world : Saddam Hussein... 10. guess my friend... 11. Trois-Rivi�res, Qu�bec, Canada 12. about 6 months 13. at work 20. French soccer team world champion 98!!! 21. nice won 23. my biggest fear is the combination of military power and energy power 24. "Somewhere over the rainbow"... 25. blue 26. to laugh and have fun 27. yes, a bee 30. of course, not 31. no 36. no 37. no but I have nothing against it 38. unfortunately no, 39. doing rollerblades 40. 110 41. 5 feets 42. no 43. sometimes 45. Who is Mr French? 46. David H. this one is not funny I know that sometimes she is not kind with you but... 49. You can be sure that "secretly" everybody on your mean wons list want to have one!!!

DAVIDH a �crit:

MANON wrote: As far as we talking about "post"

*thankyou*and I'm flattered to be in the fine company of JBuckley.

Now if I could just regain my vision: opening of this rerun: Donna in a red bikini. So round. So wide was the valley.

sarahfarances enjoying my 15 minutes of fame,just like Kelly on the cover of Seventeen magazine.

*~Updated JULY 13th 1998~* http://www.sirius.com/~atmydesk/CANTSTOPTALKING.html

*~Updated JULY 10th 1998~* http://www.sirius.com/~atmydesk/VEGASTHUMBS.html

"And did you find a way to make it through the day without your illusions? and did you find a light to make it through the night what was your conclusion?" Klaus Flouride

MANON wrote

Whoa! Excuse me here but how did I warrent saddest poster? I can be highly offended by this and fly off the handle in my usual manner but I will give ya the benefit of an explaination here before I do so....and BTW my name is Denise , ya know with a capital D;)

Denise

..."Where there is a *Willis* there is a way"

DAVIDH wrote:

Because great minds think alike.

I have this very cool Jimi Hendrix poster that came with a really old record of his greatest hits. It's him and Mich Mitchell and Noel Redding on horses with guns and shit lookin' like cowboys. It's mad cool.

This guy MHWKJONES on alt.music.ween The dude's a riot!

Jersey1980 anyone agree?

me

Me

less than a month shy of 26

Washington, DC USA

About a year

Home is work, work is home, so yes.

Probably the one under the bridge who tried to eat the three little billygoats. He was a mean won

There's this guy who crossposted an abortion debate across a bunch of christian newsgroups, some right wing newsgroups, a pro choice newsgroup, and alt.fan.jerry-springer. needless to say, we springerites were none too pleased.

Steve Martin, in The Jerk

Probably when Girasol posted a picture of some chick with these enormously huge boobs and said that they were her new implants. That scarred me for life.

All those imposter David H's.

Boutros Boutros Galli (second runner up, Yo Yo Ma)

The View Askew Vulgarians (Hockey)

Definitely a nice won

Pretty much

both, but mainly the socio-economic ramifications. Nobody ever pulls the trigger, it's just all about making money for The Man and screwing the average people out of money that should be going to education and other social programs. They killed Kenedy for just thinking about pulling out of Vietnam and perpetuated that for years. It seemed that nobody really paid any attention to Eisenhauer's farewell address when he warned against selling out to the Military Industrial Complex. Pete, S James, care to remind me why this is a good thing?

Freebird

Black

Aaron Spelling pays me to

Not that I remember

Does that one last drop after going to the bathroom count?

Yep

Nope, but not for lack of trying the month after seeing the Breakfast Club. I'm just not that coordinated

Whenever it's on strike, I picket

Only if I've been doing coke

Flick them at people

No way! They're for banging too!

No. Not that there's anything wrong with that

I'm too available

Probably eating burgers with my friends back home at the cool 50's motif diner

None of yo bidniss

Eh, about 5'11"

Only if I wear converse all stars without socks

Usually during, just to make sure I'm still in the Northern Hemisphear

I don't know family affair, but she definitely does not look like Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Probably

I'm guessing she would excuse herself. It's an easy way to get a blessing.

well, I'm sure they don't smell like baby powder

In article , [email] wrote:

DAVID H!

Ron

The sad, lesbian clown.

Blue Boy

Andrea Dworkin

Marylin Manson.

Those guys who gave me an atomic wedgie because I was wearing my Spice Girls t-shirt. But I shot them so I hope they're having fun in the Hell of the Upside Down Sinners.

Jaimie and Girlieaw

The guy who thinks up all of the sitcoms on the dubbadubba WB

22

Atlanta, USA

About 18 months

I have a chat machine at home *at* at work!

The purple one with the pig face in "Q*bert" (the best video game of all time!!!

Oranguman

My roommate, the Horny Chinaman

The one about doo doo on alt.tasteless.

The fake DAVID H's

Erykah Badu

Tampa Bay Lightning

A nice won.

Yes.

No, but I do my best to piss them off.

"Rubber Band Man", "Wannabe", "Big Trouble in Little China", and "Pass the Ammuntion"

Green.

To chat with my pals

Yes, it was a weevil.

From time to time

Indeed!

Only when I'm trying to impress the ladies.

No, I'm embarassed because the last movie I've seen is "Armageddon".

Several times a day

They're a tasty treat

Flick them at mean wons.

Nope.

Yes, I am happy as can be, and I have been know to frolic and be fancy free.

Girl you know it's true.

Packing up my stuff and getting ready to move. Burgers sound great.

About 2 bucks.

Six feet.

They used to, but then I got these Arm & Hammer odor eaters with activated charcoal.

Always.

Yep.

Oh yeah.

I wouldn't put it past her.

I hope I never find out.

He is a nice won. (won of the nicest wons)

I think he has a big DAVID H love doll he sticks with something else.

Indeed!

Always a pleasure.

Kevin R. Gowen, II
   "Next time some eight foot tall, wild-eyed maniac taps the back of your
favorite head up against the barroom wall and asks you if you've paid your
dues, well, you just do what ole Jack Burton always does at a time like
that. You stare that sucker right back in the eye. 'Have you paid your
dues, Jack?' 'Yes, sir, the check is in the mail.'" - Jack Burton
   "These are my heroes...it's one of the greatest moments in my life."
        -Nelson Mandela, on his meeting with the Spice Girls
Bu huan ren zhi bu ji zhi, huan bu zhi ren ye. - Confucius, Lun Yu 1:16

DAVIDH wrote:

Tarvin! I miss Tarvin! What happened to her?

over 30

Phoenix

Since rwsf

home

White Rat

The one who wrote "Is there a Santa Claus"

Oooooh. Someone once posted a binary to this ng that was really, really gross and obscene. I cringe even now....

Because I have no life

a gnat. Also, someone I know made pancakes from mix that had weavils in it and served them.

No. Apparently they are for photographing and posting to unsuspecting ngs.

I am so pathetically available that I signed on to an online dating group and actually went out with the guy. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

Sure. Come on over. I live at 7871 Skotsdale Rd. #4

120

5'5"

Yep.

Yep.

Yep.

David H of course!

34

London, England

About 6 months

Same thing

A nice won (it's official, I'm on the list)

Of course, that's self-defining

Yes, especially all those nuclear missiles with Y2000 computer problems

"Wuthering Heights" by Kate Bush

Black

To be entertained (mostly by your threads)

I swallowed a mosquito in Malaysia a couple of years ago

What's underwear?

Only if no-one's looking

I can't aim that well

I'm embarrassed because I'm 34 and still drive a Beetle

"Way" too much

5'9" and a bit (6' plus in heels)

He's probably not that creative, but you could make one for him!!!

No, but the cyber world is a more colourful version of parts of it

DAVIDH writes:

You left me off you NICE WON list...jerk-off.

OH REEL FUNNIE LINDA K. REEL FUNNIE. YOU NO LINDA K IF THE TRUHT BE NOWN YOR PROBERLY THE ONLIE GIRL IN THE WORLD HOO GITS TEE TEE ON THE TOILET SEAT. IF I EVER VISIT YOR HOUSE I'LL JUST HOLE IT IN TILL I GET HOME THANG YOU VERY MUCH.

YOR BSET PLA DAVID H.

As if I'd ever let you into my house...

~Linda~

AS IF I'D WONT TO VISIT A HOUSE THAT SMELLED LIEK TEE TEE....

DAVID H.