This morning I unwrapped the gift my 7 year old son got for me (for the record, I assume my ex-wife paid for it), and it was a Space Pen. It really writes upside down, so I can do the crossword puzzles in bed (or write jokes). My son wouldn't know Jerry Seinfeld from Jerry Vale from Jerry Ford from Jerry Hall...just a coincidence that his present to me has a Seinfeld connection.
Happy Holidays to all.