I'm a BootLegga'!!

If anyone knows the exact script for this scene, I'd appreciate it. This is one of my favorite scenes! (George's dad is HILARIOUS!!) NOTE: Capitals are used for accentuation.

GIRL (I forget her name): "It's alright, George. I'm sure we'll just have to pay a fine, and get out of here."

GEORGE (crying): "Why did the policeman have to yell at me like that?"

*enter Mr. Costanza*

MR. COSTANZA: "I'm sitting at home, reading a periodical, and THIS is the news I get? My son is a BOOTLEGGA'?"

GEORGE: "I - "

*Dad smacks George in the forehead*

MR. COSTANZA: "Who put you up to this?" (points to girl) "Was it HER?"

ELAINE: "Alright.... I think you've got this all wrong..."

MR. COSTANZA: "My George isn't clever enough...to hatch a scheme like THIS"

ELAINE (mutters): "You got THAT right!"

MR. COSTANZA: "What in the hell does that MEAN?"

ELAINE: "It means whatever in the hell you WANT it to mean"

MR. COSTANZA: "Are you saying, you want a PIECE of me?

ELAINE: "I could drop you like a bag of dirt!"

MR. COSTANZA (louder): "You want a PIECE OF ME?!"...... (shouts) "YOU GOT IT!!"

*Mr. Costanza goes in to attack as Elaine cocks back*

That scene was hilarious! Even funnier, though, was the difficulty they had filming that scene. I saw it on a bloopers show; Jerry Stiller kept cracking up when he'd get to the "You want a piece of me?" line, and soon everybody had the giggles and they couldn't film anything for a coupla takes...

I liked how they showed Elaine continuously laughing during this scene, on the clip show

CLASSIC

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Elaine's [Julia's] not a "classic" beauty, but she's got the wickedest twinkle in her eye and greatest grin I've ever seen.. and, I've been looking into womens eyes for, ummm.. 50 years????

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