New York Yankee Connection...

Hi Seinfeld Fans.. I am sitting here in my livingroom watching the World Series -- rooting for the New York Yankees of course, and in the back of my mind..I am wondering.. how can this impact on George.... how is this for a connection...I am not a writer but this just came to me --- George.. of course working for the Yankees... is attending the game and somehow -there's where I need a good writer! -gets fashioned in Atlanta garb.. and is photographed for the front page of the New York Daily News.... much to Mr. Steinbrenners dismay of course.. his favorite employee a traitor! (maybe doing a tomahawk chop!)

If someone has anything better let me know!

I would love to see a connection made pretty soon! Just Me, Lisa

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"Get the honey!"
                                                                                            ------------------------- "Fatso"

Okay, how about this one.... George is on the subway (his car broke down) on his way to the World Series. And who does he meet? Remember the woman he met on the subway last time who tied him up and stole his clothes? Well here she is again. George confronts her but somehow she convinces him that she is very sorry and would like to make it up to him. She is a changed woman. They go to a hotel room again and the same thing happens, only this time as she is leaving, while George is begging for his clothes, she tosses him an Atlanta uniform (which she probably stole from a player)

George makes it the stadium and tries to sneak in to find a change of clothes. Only he starts getting taunted by some vicious Yankees fans, he gets into a shoving match with them. A news cameraman captures the whole thing and puts it on the evening news with the title "Crazed Atlanta fan has run in with New York" Of course, everyone is watching, including his boss.

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Just Me, Lisa

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"Get the honey!"

                 ------------------------- "Fatso"

Here's an alternate and perhaps more fitting ending. After leaving the hotel room dressed in the Atlanta uniform, George makes it to the stadium in time to see part of the game (he doesn't have time to go home and get a change of clothing) and he goes to his seat in the owner's box (the same one that the gang sat in when Elaine was ejected for wearing the Oriole's cap). The cronies of Steinbrenner that are also seated in the box don't know that Costanza works for the Yankees and take offense to his wearing the Atlanta uniform. George struggles so intensely with the stadium security that he accidently hits one of the security men and is taken to prison. Wilhelm comes to pick him up and he is taken, still wearing the Atlanta uniform, to Steinbrenner's office. After a long tirade, Steinbrenner tells George that he was worked a deal where George has been traded to the Braves, along with Darryl Strawbery and Dwight Gooden, in return for Ted Turner's personal chef who is known to make a great Calzone.

Oh Lord, that is sooo fucking hilarious. Consider me ROTFL...

Gotta love the calzone...