George has been to get a massage from a male masseuse. George enters Jerry's apartment.
Jerry: What's with you?
George: A, ah...
Jerry: Yes, a...
George: A man gave me...
Jerry: Yes, a man gave you...
George: A man gave me...a massage.
Jerry: So?
George: So, he...had his hands, and a...was a...
Jerry: He was what?
George: He was a...touching and rubbing.
Jerry: That's a massage!
George: Then I took my pants off.
Jerry: You took your pants off?
George: For my hamstring.
Jerry: Oh.
George: He got about, ah...two inches from "there".
Jerry: Really?
George: I think it moved.
Jerry: Moved?
George: It may have moved. I don't know.
Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move.
George: It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it!
Jerry: Maybe it just wanted to change positions, you know, shift to the
other side.
George: No. No. It wasn't a shift. I've shifted. This was a move.
Jerry: OK. So what if it moved?
George: That's the sign! The test! If a man makes it move!
Jerry: Thats not the test. Contact is the test. If it moves as a result
of contact.
George: It's contact?! It has to be touched?!
Jerry: That's what a gym teacher once told me.Pippin.