Writing "Seinfeld" episodes in my sleep

Jun 21, 20002 posts by 2 posters
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Sean Smith

SEINFELD (Comedy) Channel--variable Time--variable "The Episode Some Guy Wrote In His Sleep" During a series of conversations with a boxing promoter (Roger C. Carmel), Jerry somehow creates the impression that he is an up-and-coming young fighter -- and a woman. As for George, the promoter is equally convinced he's also the latter, but not the former. Elaine, meanwhile, discovers that she has a fondness for playing with Matchbox drag-racing cars. Jerry: Jerry Seinfeld. George: Jason Alexander. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

---------------- *OK, I made up the part about Roger C. Carmel. 'Cause I had to. *Please note that there are _no_ cameo appearances by Sugar Ray Leonard, Marvelous Marvin Hagler, Leon Spinks, or Thomas "Hit Man" Hearns. *Or, for that matter, Simon and Garfunkel. *Just to make things more provocative, I suppose one could stick the word "naked" somewhere in the last sentence of the above episode summary.

Sean ("Or, for that matter, all the sentences") Smith [email] Because some things can't be helped--http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/6504; Featuring "Daze and Quirks" and The Dumb, Stupid Baseball Hat Page -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm not going to talk about doubts and confusion On a night when I can see with my eyes shut" --The Proclaimers, "Joyful Kilmarnock Blues"

On 21 Jun 2000 05:34:33 -0700, [email] (Sean Smith) wrote:

"Elaine, meanwhile, discovers that she has a fondness for playing with Matchbox naked drag-racing cars."

EW! ELAINE IS A NAKED DRAG QUEEN!

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