clever lines from George

I don't want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When you're hopeless you don't care, and when you don't care, that indifference makes you attractive.

"Cem Tural" wrote in message news:b9jom5$jbbul$[email]...

If relationship George walks through this door, he will kill independant George. A George divided against itself cannot stand. You're killing independent George.

"George.com" wrote in message news:b9kjlq$fcr$[email]...

Duty-free is the biggest sucker deal in retail.

-B.

It's like discovering Plutonium, . . . by accident!

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I had to pick a couple from my all time favorite episode. The Dinner Party...

GEORGE: Maybe it's not even stupidity. Maybe it's just a blatant disregard for basic human decency. If this how dictator's start. Do you think Mussolini would circle the block six times looking for a spot?

GEORGE: Ill tell you, if I was running for office I would ask for the death penalty for double-parking. If this is allowed to go on this is not a society. THIS IS ANARCHY!

GEORGE: Do chickens have individual personalities?

GEORGE: If you had five chickens could you tell them apart by just the way they acted? Or would they all just be walking around? Cluck, puk cluck? Because if they have individual personalities I don't think we should be eating them. What's the matter with you?

"Joe" wrote in message news:1sAva.96312$[email]...

Okay, please take no offence, but I am taking a stand against the misuse of the apostrophy!

It's "how dictators start"... you got that? ;)

To make up for this, you can take me to a nice meal... maybe we can go to Mendy's.... I hear their swordfish is the best, Jerry, THE BEST!

Er

"Er" wrote in message news:b9o5f7$ids$[email]...

of

Ahh this is what I get for copying and pasting from a faulty transcription.

"I'll have the salmon." Joe

"Er" writes:

And I am taking a stand against the misspelling of "apostrophe"

"Gareth Owen" wrote in message news:[email]...

Uh--- ouch!

I guess together we'll make the world a better place... in punctuation *and* spelling. =)

Er

On Sun, 11 May 2003 22:49:33 GMT, "Joe" wrote:

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It's interesting that he now does ads for KFC. I jist read that PETA threatened to generate negative publicity for Jason's production of The Producers in L.A. because of their perception of how KFC should treat chickens.

Bill Lentz wrote in news:[email]:

PETA is just a little psychotic at times...

Am I the only one that feels absolutely disgusting after downing a couple pieces of KFC? It's like my insides are yearning to escape.

Those boneless 'wings' look tasty though - not available in Canada yet.

Marty

I've had KFC twice in my life and I vomited both times. "Look to the cookie Elaine".

Byron

On Wed, 14 May 2003 20:33:55 GMT, Byron wrote:

well, there'ss your problem - one should never eat the "black and white chicken"

I've lived my whole life in shame, why should I die with dignity?

Er

Fireman: How do you live with yourself? George: It's not easy!

"Cem Tural" wrote in message news:b9jom5$jbbul$[email]...

"Cem Tural" wrote in message news:b9jom5$jbbul$[email]...

I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution.

"David Brodbeck" wrote in message news:b9t9m2$pv2$[email]...

Kramer goes off to baseball fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should put down $2000 to live his life for a week.

rob

"David Brodbeck" wrote in message news:b9t9m2$pv2$[email]...

I actually have this on my office wall from the Calendar from the early 90s.

Dave