Your Favorite George Line Here..

here's one of mine, regarding one of Jerry's gorgeous dates ...

Jerry: "She's like a beautiful Godzilla." George: "And I'm thousands of fleeing Japanese."

jERRY: what an idiot!!!! George: what a lowlife mirskhead!!!

I think it moved!!!!!!!!

John Shaft

George's Answering Machine: Believe it or not George isnt at home...I must be out or Id pick up the phone...were could I be, believe it or not, George is not home!

"I know that the 'D' is the biggest. I based my whole life on knowing that the 'D' is the biggest!" -George (to Frank, in the episode where George is trying to become a bra salesman)

Jerry: "You're an architect..." George: "I'm NOT?"

My favorite George line comes from the Red Dot, when George is called
into the boss's office for banging the cleaning lady on his desk.<
   ``And that's wrong?'' he asks with a beautific innocence. ``That's not
allowed here? Cause I gotta tell you, the last place I worked ...''<
    Boss: `You're fired George.''<
    George: ``I guess a letter of reference is out of the question?''<
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   However, my favorite line about George comes from The Caddy, when
Steinbrenner tells his parents that George is dead.<
   Estelle is wailing, and Frank goes ...<
   ``Why, why. why ... why would you trade Jay Buhner for Ken Phelps?''>
    You gotta be a Yankee fan to appreciate that one.<

My wife and i will die one day STILL quoting this jem

George, spoken to Jerry after wearing a wedding band to attract women....

"I just gave away a lifetime of guilt free sex and tickets to any game at the gardens.....so please, show a little respect.... For I am Costanza....Lord of Idiots!!!"

Other person leaping like a lunatic at a window as the race goes by.... "You're all winners!!!"

George, with a return of his sarcastic soul.... "But suddenly, a new contender emerges from the pack."

These pretzels are making me thirsty.. Peter Crooke

PULP CAN MOVE BABY

Peter Crooke wrote in message ...

Don't forget the exalted "The sea was angry that day my friends . . ." speech.

Or, when Jerry was describing the "totally uninhibited" sex with his girlfrind, George replied "You mean like going to the bathroom in front of a large group of people and not even caring."

Also in the Chinese restaurant (to the lady at the payphone) "We are LIVING in a SOCIETY here!!!"

Or re: Jerry & Elaine's guidelines for combining "this" with "that," the whole "No, you got greedy . . . you had to have your cake and eat it too" scene.

The best description of George: Jerry - "I don't mean once a week sessions, either. You need a group of people watching you, studying you, having meetings about you, like the Elephant Man. You need a team. (etc.)" (this was the episode where they pitched their idea to NBC)

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i like george in "the deal" episode where jerry & elaine have "this and that" and jerry says "i slept with elaine last nite" and george wants to hear all about it and jerry says "i'm not in the mood"

george: "now you listen to me. i got no job, i got nowhere to go...you're not in the mood? well, you GET in the mood!"

and later when jerry says "i think i'm getting too mature for details"

george: "oh, i hate to hear this!"

LOL

• bdp

George thinks his girlfriend is pregnant:

"My boys can swim!"

"I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body"

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ha, i forgot also the now classic: "so please, a little respect. for i am costanza, lord of the idiots!"

cant beat that!

• bdp

Here's my favorite George line. It's from "The Parking Garage".

"If I'm not in front of their [his parents'] door at 6:15, they're gonna put me on an aggravation installment plan which will compound, with interest, for decades!"

Ed Suranyi [email]

"Suck me sideways..."

[email] (JCDderby) writes:

No, it's "And I'm a thousand fleeing Japanese."