Seinfeld Episode List ===================== last modification date 5-21-96
This list was created by Kevin Matzdorf, [email], with help from Andrew Bunch, [email], and other Seinfeld fans.
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The dates are the day that the episode first aired. The numbers are the order that new episodes aired in the US. The hour-long episodes are counted as two episodes each, with the first half noted as "(part 1)", and the second half noted as "(part 2)".
Pilot plus 4 ------------ The pilot was aired in 1989, and the name of the show was "The Seinfeld Chronicles" (for convenience, I use this as the name of the episode, since this pilot episode did not have a name). "The Stake Out" was the series premiere of "Seinfeld" and aired during the summer of 1990. This summer "season" contained four new episodes, and then the pilot was rerun on July 5th. After this, no episodes were shown until Season 2 started in 1991.
1 Jul 05, 89 The Seinfeld Chronicles
Engaged woman from out of town stays with Jerry; George tries
to teach Jerry how to read the signals
2 May 31, 90 The Stakeout
Jerry and George stake out lawyer's office building for a
woman Jerry met at a party with Elaine
3 Jun 07, 90 The Robbery
Elaine house-sits for Jerry, and the apartment gets robbed;
Jerry and George argue over great apartment
4 Jun 14, 90 Male Unbonding
Jerry tries to break up with a male friend who doesn't want to
let go
5 Jun 21, 90 The Stock Tip
Jerry and George invest in the stock market; Jerry has a bad
weekend with girlfriend in VermontSeason 2 -------- This season of Seinfeld was only 1/2 of a full television season, and contains 12 episodes.
6 Jan 23, 91 The Ex-Girlfriend
Jerry dates George's ex-girlfriend, who then dumps him
because she doesn't think his stand-up act is funny
7 Jan 30, 91 The Pony Remark
Jerry offends an elderly relative at a family gathering, and
she then dies
8 Feb 06, 91 The Jacket
Jerry and George meet Elaine's cranky father; Jerry's new
suede jacket is ruined by snow
9 Feb 13, 91 The Phone Message
Jerry dates woman who likes Docker's commercials; George
leaves bad messages on woman's machine
10 Apr 04, 91 The Apartment
Elaine almost moves into Jerry's building; George tries
wearing wedding ring to attract women
11 Apr 11, 91 The Statue
Jerry has a man clean his apartment, and the man may have stolen
a statue; Kramer retrieves the statue from the man
12 Apr 18, 91 The Revenge
George quits his job, then slips his boss a Mickey; Jerry and
Kramer get revenge on laundromat they think took Jerry's money
13 Apr 25, 91 The Heart Attack
Kramer takes George to holistic healer after he has an
imagined heart attack
14 May 02, 91 The Deal
Jerry and Elaine try to be friends and lovers, and come up with
a set of rules to make it work
15 May 16, 91 The Baby Shower
Jerry gets illegal cable hookup; Elaine holds baby shower
in Jerry's apartment
16 May 23, 91 The Chinese Restaurant
Jerry, Elaine, and George wait for a table at a Chinese
Restaurant
17 Jun 26, 91 The Busboy
George gets a busboy fired, which ends up saving the busboy's
lifeSeason 3 -------- This was the first full season of Seinfeld. 22 episodes were aired, one of which was an hour long.
18 Sep 18, 91 The Note
Jerry, George, and Elaine get their insurance to pay for
massages by getting a note from a dentist
19 Sep 25, 91 The Truth
Jerry gets audited; George causes his accountant girlfriend
to be admitted to a mental hospital
20 Oct 02, 91 The Pen
Elaine and Jerry visit his parents in Florida; Jerry takes
astronaut pen from his father's friend
21 Oct 09, 91 The Dog
Jerry gets stuck taking care of a mean dog belonging to a man
he met on an airplane
22 Oct 16, 91 The Library
Jerry hounded by library detective to return "Tropic of
Capricorn" - overdue since 1971; George finds old gym teacher
23 Oct 30, 91 The Parking Garage
Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer look for Kramer's car in a
parking garage
24 Nov 06, 91 The Cafe
Elaine helps George cheat on an IQ test; Jerry befriends
Baboo, an immigrant restaurant owner
25 Nov 13, 91 The Tape
Elaine leaves erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder;
George gets baldness cure from China
26 Nov 20, 91 The Nose Job
George breaks up with woman with big nose; Kramer starts
dating her after she gets nose job
27 Nov 27, 91 The Stranded
Elaine and Jerry are stranded by George at a party; George
tries to get even with drug store
28 Dec 04, 91 The Alternate Side
Elaine dates an older man; Jerry's car is stolen; Kramer is in
a Woody Allen movie - "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
29 Dec 11, 91 The Red Dot
Elaine gets George a job, so he buys her a discount sweater;
George has sex with cleaning woman at work
30 Jan 08, 92 The Subway
George gets robbed by woman at hotel room; Jerry encounters
naked man on subway
31 Jan 15, 92 The Pez Dispenser
Jerry makes Elaine laugh at a piano concert given by
George's girlfriend; Kramer has idea for beach perfume
32 Jan 29, 92 The Suicide
George sees psychic; Jerry dates neighbor's girlfriend who
is in a coma
33 Feb 05, 92 The Fix-Up
Jerry and Elaine set up George with Elaine's friend Cynthia;
Kramer gives George defective condom
34 Feb 12, 92 The Boyfriend (part 1)
Jerry becomes friends with Keith Hernandez, who starts
dating Elaine; George tries to stay on unemployment
35 Feb 12, 92 The Boyfriend (part 2)
Jerry thinks things are moving too fast with Keith; Newman and
Kramer confront Keith about the spitting episode
36 Feb 26, 92 The Limo
Jerry and George takes someone else's limo from airport;
George thought to be leader of Aryan Union
37 Mar 04, 92 The Good Samaritan
Jerry follows woman who he sees do a hit and run; Kramer
seizes to Mary Hart's voice
38 Mar 25, 92 The Letter
Jerry's girlfriend paints "The Kramer"; Jerry breaks up with
her and then gets a plagiarized letter from her
39 Apr 22, 92 The Parking Space
George fights for a parking spot in front of Jerry's building;
Jerry accused of being a phony
40 May 06, 92 The Keys
Kramer is using Jerry's apartment too much, so Jerry takes
his keys back; Kramer leaves town for LASeason 4 -------- 22 episodes were aired this season, and 2 of them were an hour long.
41 Aug 12, 92 The Trip, Part I
Kramer tries to make it as actor in LA; Jerry performs on the
Tonight Show; George talks to George Wendt & Corben Bernsen
42 Aug 19, 92 The Trip, Part II
Jerry and George try to save Kramer from a serial-murder
accusation; Kramer returns from LA
43 Sep 16, 92 The Pitch (part 1)
Jerry and George pitch their show to NBC; George starts
dating Susan, who Kramer throws up on
44 Sep 16, 92 The Ticket (part 2)
Kramer feels the effects of Crazy Joe Divola's kick; Newman
tries to get out of a speeding ticket with Kramer's help
45 Sep 23, 92 The Wallet
Jerry's father thinks someone stole his wallet at the
doctor's; Jerry throws out watch he got from his parents
46 Sep 30, 92 The Watch
Jerry tries to get his watch back from Uncle Leo; Elaine
meets Crazy Joe Divola; George bargains with NBC
47 Oct 07, 92 The Bubble Boy
On their way to Susan's cabin, George and Susan meet the
bubble boy; Kramer burns down the cabin
48 Oct 28, 92 The Cheever Letters
Susan's dad found to be gay; Jerry talks dirty to Elaine's
secretary; Kramer tries to get more Cuban cigars
49 Nov 04, 92 The Opera
Elaine is dating Crazy Joe Divola; Jerry and Elaine run
into crazy Joe at the opera
50 Nov 11, 92 The Virgin
Elaine insults Jerry's virgin girlfriend, and runs over Ping
the delivery boy; George causes Susan to lose job
51 Nov 18, 92 The Contest
The four try to see who can hold out the longest; Jerry
loses virgin; Elaine meets John Kennedy Jr.
52 Nov 25, 92 The Airport
Jerry flies first class while Elaine flies coach; George
and Kramer wait for them at the airport
53 Dec 16, 92 The Pick
Jerry accused of picking his nose; Elaine sends out
revealing Christmas photo; Calvin Klein Ocean perfume
54 Jan 06, 93 The Movie
Jerry tries to coordinate a couple shows and a movie;
Elaine, Kramer, and George wait for Jerry at theater
55 Jan 27, 93 The Visa
George dates lawyer who is handling Ping's case against
Elaine; Jerry tries to not be funny; Baboo is deported
56 Feb 04, 93 The Shoes
George sees therapist; George caught looking at cleavage;
Elaine gives up her new shoes in order to help Jerry
57 Feb 11, 93 The Outing
Jerry and George thought to be gay, "not that there's
anything wrong with that"
58 Feb 18, 93 The Old Man
Jerry, George, and Elaine volunteer to help senior citizens;
Kramer and Newman try to make money selling records
59 Feb 25, 93 The Implant
Elaine tells Jerry the woman he's dating has implants, so he
dumps her; George tries to get 1/2 price on airfare
60 Mar 18, 93 The Junior Mint
Kramer & Jerry drop mint in patient while observing
operation; Jerry doesn't know name of woman he's dating
61 Apr 15, 93 The Smelly Car
A valet stinks up Jerry's car; George finds out Susan
became a lesbian; Kramer steals Susan's girlfriend
62 May 13, 93 The Handicap Spot
While buying a TV for the Drake, they park in handicap spot,
causing disabled woman to have accident
63 May 20, 93 The Pilot (part 1)
Auditions for "Jerry" are held; Kramer gets stopped up; George
thinks he may have cancer
64 May 20, 93 The Pilot (part 2)
The pilot episode for NBC is produced; Elaine causes NBC
president to quit and join GreenpeaceSeason 5 -------- This season has 21 episodes, with 1 of them an hour long.
65 Sep 16, 93 The Mango
Jerry learns Elaine faked her orgasms; George experiences
impotence; Kramer banned from fruit store
66 Sep 23, 93 The Puffy Shirt
Kramer dating low-talker; Jerry agrees to wear Puffy Shirt
on Today Show; George moves in with parents
67 Sep 30, 93 The Glasses
George thinks his glasses were stolen; Elaine bit by rabid
dog; Jerry accuses his girlfriend of kissing his cousin
68 Oct 07, 93 The Sniffing Accountant
George interviews for bra sales; Jerry thinks accountant is
on drugs; Elaine breaks up over exclamation point
69 Oct 14, 93 The Bris
Elaine & Jerry godparents, and help with the bris; Kramer
tries to save pigman; suicide damages George's car
70 Oct 28, 93 The Lip Reader
Kramer becomes ball boy; Jerry dates deaf lineswoman;
Elaine says she's deaf to avoid talking to chauffeur
71 Nov 04, 93 The Non-Fat Yogurt
Jerry and Elaine have so-called fat free yogurt tested and
put the owner out of business
72 Nov 11, 93 The Barber
Jerry tries to switch barbers without getting caught; George
shows up for a job he isn't sure he actually got
73 Nov 18, 93 The Masseuse
Elaine dates Joel Rifkin; Jerry dates masseuse who won't
give him a massage and who doesn't like George
74 Dec 09, 93 The Cigar-Store Indian
Jerry offends native American with his gift to Elaine;
Kramer has idea for coffee table book
75 Dec 16, 93 The Conversion
George converts to Latvian Orthodox; Jerry thinks his
girlfriend has a fungus; Kramer has the Kavorka
76 Jan 06, 94 The Stall
Jerry's girlfriend "can't spare a square" of toilet paper for
Elaine in restroom; Elaine dates cool guy who George likes
77 Feb 03, 94 The Dinner Party
Jerry and Elaine have trouble bying Babka; Jerry gets sick from
black and white cookie; George has huge Gortex coat
78 Feb 10, 94 The Marine Biologist
George pretends to be marine biologist to impress a woman;
Elaine's organizer hits woman in the head
79 Feb 17, 94 The Pie
Jerry's date won't taste apple pie; Jerry won't taste
pizza; George won't taste desert; Elaine mannequin
80 Feb 24, 94 The Stand-In
Kramer's friend Mickey caught using lifts in his shoes;
George accused of not committing
81 Mar 17, 94 The Wife
Jerry tries a pretend marriage to get discount on dry
cleaning; George seen peeing in shower
82 Apr 28, 94 The Raincoats (part 1)
Elaine dating close-talker who becomes obsessed with Jerry's
parents; George volunteers for a big brother program
83 Apr 28, 94 The Raincoats (part 2)
Kramer and Jerry's dad try to sell some old raincoats; Jerry
gets busted for making out during Schindler's List
84 May 05, 94 The Fire
George runs over everyone trying to get away from a kitchen
fire; Jerry gets revenge on heckler
85 May 12, 94 The Hamptons
George's girlfriend seen topless; George seen naked after
being in pool - shrinkage; Kramer steals lobster
86 May 19, 94 The Opposite
George tries the opposite of his instincts; Elaine loses
everything due to Jujyfruits; Jerry is even-StevenSeason 6 -------- This season had 23 episodes, plus a 1 hour special on Seinfeld reaching 100 episodes.
87 Sep 22, 94 The Chaperone
Jerry dates Miss Rhode Island; Kramer tries to help her in
the pageant; Elaine gets new job with Mr Pitt
88 Sep 29, 94 The Big Salad
Jerry dates Newman's ex; George buys big salad for Elaine,
then accuses his girlfriend of taking credit for it
89 Oct 06, 94 The Pledge Drive
Elaine's friend Noreen dates high-talker; Jerry volunteers
to host a pledge drive for PBS
90 Oct 13, 94 The Chinese Woman
Jerry dates woman he thought was Chinese; George's parents
getting divorce; Noreen dates long-talker
91 Oct 27, 94 The Couch
Jerry gets new couch, which Poppie then pees on; Elaine
dates man who delivered couch
92 Nov 03, 94 The Gymnast
Jerry dates Romanian gymnast; Kramer passes kidney stone;
George eats out of the garbage
93 Nov 10, 94 The Soup
Jerry gets free suit, but then has to take guy out to
dinner; George asks out waitress, who becomes disinterested
94 Nov 17, 94 The Mom and Pop Store
George buys car which he thinks was Jon Voight's; Jerry crashes
party during Thanksgiving parade; Mr. Pitt & Woody Woodpecker
95 Dec 08, 94 The Secretary
George hires a secretary; Jerry spots a dry cleaner wearing
his clothes; Kramer sells the clothes off his back
96 Dec 15, 94 The Race
Kramer gets job as Santa; Jerry dates woman named Lois;
Jerry must defend his high school speed legend
97 Jan 05, 95 The Switch
Kramer's first name finally revealed; Jerry tries the
roommate switch with George's help
98 Jan 19, 95 The Label Maker
George dates woman with male roommate; Jerry's superbowl
tickets get passed around; Elaine investigates re-gifter
99 Jan 26, 95 The Scofflaw
Newman has many unpaid parking tickets; guy fakes cancer to
get sympathy; George gets hairpiece
100 Feb 02, 95 Highlights of a Hundred (1-hour special)
Clips of old episodes are shown in celebration of Seinfeld
reaching 100 episodes
101 Feb 09, 95 The Beard
Elaine converts gay man; Jerry dates policewoman and
finally admits to watching Melrose Place
102 Feb 16, 95 The Kiss Hello
Kramer puts up pictures of everyone in the building; Jerry
stops kissing hello
103 Feb 23, 95 The Doorman
Jerry bothered by doorman at Mr Pitt's building; Kramer
gets idea for male bra from George's father
104 Mar 16, 95 The Jimmy
Kramer thought to be mentally handicapped; Jerry violated
at the dentist office
105 Apr 06, 95 The Doodle
Jerry has fleas; George finds a woman who doesn't care how he
looks
106 Apr 27, 95 The Fusilli Jerry
Everyone is using Jerry's "move"; Kramer gets ASSMAN plates;
Kramer makes a Jerry out of fusilli which George's dad sits on
107 May 04, 95 The Diplomat's Club
Elaine almost quits job, then gets fired because Jerry accused
of trying to kill Mr. Pitt; George tries to find a black friend
108 May 11, 95 The Face Painter
George says "I love you" to his girlfriend; Kramer fights with
a monkey; Elaine dating guy who paints his face for hockey game
109 May 18, 95 The Understudy
George knocks over Bette Midler at softball game; Kramer takes
care of Bette; Jerry dating understudy who cries all the timeSeason 7
--------
110 Sep 21, 95 The Engagement
George and Jerry decide to change their life, so George gets
engaged to Susan; Elaine tries to get rid of a barking dog
111 Sep 28, 95 The Postponement
George gets Susan to postpone the wedding date; Elaine is
jealous of George, and confides in a Rabbi who blabs to everyone
112 Oct 05, 95 The Maestro
Kramer sues coffee shop chain because his coffee was too hot;
Elaine dates man who insists on being called Maestro
113 Oct 12, 95 The Wink
George winks uncontrollably after getting squirted by pulp;
Jerry dates Elaine's cousin and tries to avoid eating meat
114 Oct 19, 95 The Hot Tub
Jerry tries to help get Elaine's friend to the marathon on time;
Kramer gets hot tub; George meets with some bastards from TX
115 Nov 02, 95 The Soup Nazi
Jerry and his "shmoopy" girlfriend annoy George; Elaine finds a
way to get even with the soup guy who refused to serve her
116 Nov 09, 95 The Secret Code
George won't tell Susan his ATM code; Kramer gets emergency
scanner; Jerry offends handicapped store owner
117 Nov 16, 95 The Pool Guy
Jerry tries to get rid of an annoying pool attendant who thinks
Jerry is his friend; Susan becomes one of the gang
118 Dec 07, 95 The Sponge
Elaine must raise her standards now that her birth control is in
short supply; Kramer walks for AIDS but won't wear red ribbon
119 Dec 14, 95 The Gum
Kramer befriends man who had a nervous breakdown, and forces
Jerry to help; George's friend thinks he's mentally ill
120 Jan 04, 96 The Rye
George tries to replace a rye bread that his father took back
from Susan's parents; Kramer drives a horse and buggy
121 Jan 25, 96 The Caddy
George almost promoted for leaving his car at work for days;
Kramer sues Elaine's braless friend
122 Feb 01, 96 The Seven
Jerry dates woman who always wears the same outfit; George and
Susan argue over baby names; Kramer and Elaine fight over bike
123 Feb 08, 96 The Cadillac (part 1)
George wants to be setup with Marisa Tomei; Kramer gets revenge
on the cable company; Jerry decides to buy Cadillac for parents
124 Feb 08, 96 The Cadillac (part 2)
George meets Marisa, but then tells her he's engaged; Jerry's
dad gets impeached because of the new car
125 Feb 15, 96 The Shower Head
Kramer and Jerry get low-flow shower heads; Elaine's drug test
shows opium use; George tries to get parents to move to Florida
126 Feb 22, 96 The Doll
George is freaked out by a doll of Susan's which looks like his
mother; Kramer plays pool with George's father and the Maestro
127 Mar 07, 96 The Friars Club
Jerry walks out of a club with their borrowed coat; George and
Susan set up Jerry with Susan's friend
128 Apr 04, 96 The Wig Master
Elaine dates saleperson who leads her on with promise of a big
discount; Kramer gets to wear the dream coat from "Joseph..."
129 Apr 25, 96 The Calzone
George gets in good with his boss after sharing a calzone with
him; Jerry dates beautiful woman who can get away with anything
130 May 02, 96 The Bottle Deposit (part 1)
J. Peterman has Elaine buy JFK's golf clubs for him; Jerry
takes his car to a mechanic who steals it and the golf clubs
131 May 02, 96 The Bottle Deposit (part 2)
Kramer and Newman take off for MI in mail truck to collect
refunds for bottles and cans; JFK's clubs get ruined
132 May 09, 96 The Wait Out
George makes comment which causes a couple to consider divorce,
and Jerry and Elaine try to move in; Kramer buys tight jeans
133 May 16, 96 The Invitations
Susan dies from toxic glue on the cheap wedding invitations that
George insisted on; Jerry gets engaged to someone just like him