What IS the deal with airplane peanuts?

Apr 26, 2004, 4:57 AM ET9 posts by 8 posters
Question

Fans discuss why airline peanuts are small and oddly packaged, with some comparing the absurdity to other everyday inconveniences like styrofoam.

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F.M.O.Death Blow

No clue, but what�s the deal with styrofoam? What do we need all this stuff? And why do they make it so small?

rericsF.M.O.

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It strikes me that a lot of guys are doing that kind of humour now.

Doug

langerhandsDeath Blow

I dont get it... am i right people?

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Billy CrabsDeath Blow

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I don't know, its like the minute someone gets on a plane its like they've never had peanuts before and need to get all they can. If only planters ran an airline. whats the deal with those tiny packages is that how the airlines make a profit by putting 5 peanuts in each bag. You'd think once the plane took off it would become like the lord of fly's, peanut style. I think that on a plane they'd have the peanuts locked up in a brinks safe, someone would be like" Alright, I just ate my 5 peanuts and now I am bustin' into that safe. Do you think people would make such a big deal about the peanuts if the plane was filled to the ceiling with them and the passengers had to eat their way out of the plane? NO! they'd be like I just ate so I hope they don't have those peanuts on the damn flight. People would be screaming " this peanut salt is getting in my eyes ". Thats all from me folks hope you enjoyed it!

Boho MojamboBilly Crabs

Very nice! And you even got out on a high note.

B.M
dr. mabuseDeath Blow

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You mean how they morphed into those sesame sticks now cuz everyone is allergic to peanuts now?

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