Jerry Biography Coming!

Mar 22, 2002, 12:57 PM ET11 posts by 7 posters
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Fans discuss an upcoming Jerry Seinfeld biography due in August with supposed major revelations about his personal life, with one poster joking about potential shocking content.

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Jerry

just saw on amazon that a bio on jerry is due in august. i read a story somewhere that it's going to be really an inside look at his real life and supposed to hve some major revelations about him. the guy who wrote is has a rep for getting the goods so it'll be interesting to read and make for some good gossip. amazon's taking orders now so i placed mine. it'll make for some lively discussion on here. just go to amazon and search under books for jerry seinfeld and it'll come up.

Art VandelayJerry

OK...what could this book reveal that would shock members of this newsgroup?

^^^^^^ "Art is often hailed as the grandest expression of human spirit, but we know now ... that the grandest expression of human spirit is whatever it takes for a man or woman to rush back into a burning building to save more people."

DaveArt Vandelay

Maybe he was never circumsized.

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homerr..2.1kDave

Dave wrote in message ...

newsgroup?

Raquel liked that...

homerr..

Paul AtreidesDave

On Fri, 22 Mar 2002, Dave wrote:

And he's hung like a horse!

Paul Atreides [email]
Art VandelayPaul Atreides

newsgroup?

<<<And he's hung like a horse!

That would explain the parade of beauties he dated on the show. But how would you account for, "Fake, fake, fake, fake...and....fake."?

^^^^^^ "Art is often hailed as the grandest expression of human spirit, but we know now ... that the grandest expression of human spirit is whatever it takes for a man or woman to rush back into a burning building to save more people."

Tod FriendlyArt Vandelay

"Art Vandelay" wrote in message news:[email]...

She just didn't get them back then.

-TF

wJerry

"Jerry" wrote in message news:...

Since Jerry is becoming more like his namesake- Jerry Lewis, look for an entire preachy chapter about why he doesn't use profanity - and how cursewords are a "shortcut" to comedy.

Jerryw

no, it;s an UNAUTHORIZED bio, all about his PRIVATE LIFE...i'll bet there will be some bombshells cause the real js aint the tv js, that's 4 sure "w" wrote in message news:[email]...

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DaveJerry

"Unautohized" is often a euphemism for "full of inaccuracies".

If Jerry didn't approve the book, I would take anything within it with a grain of salt.

Dave (Maybe several grains.)

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JerryDave

actually you have it ass backward -- i wouldn't take anything as truth from an autobiograohy because all you are getting is what the celeb wants you to hear...with an unauthorized book you are getting the views of many many others. and unautjorized is NOT an euphemism for anything! "Dave" wrote in message news:[email]...