Rob's Quote O' the Day (10/10)

Oct 10, 19971 post by 1 poster
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Robert G Cameron
Just a note to say thanks to the guys that said they liked the quotes!
Pooh, Will Mauger and Voodoo -- thanks you guys!!
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Reference: Episode where Jerry's dating Miss Rhode Island. She's on stage and singing horribly ... (she was supposed to do a magic act with doves that Jerry accidentally killed) George has gotten the Yankees to switch to all cotton uniforms ...

  • Jerry: Boy I hear those doves were really incredible ...
  • George: That's a shame.
  • Jerry: It's like watching an animal get tortured ...
  • George: Hey hey! Yankee game! <changing channel>
  • Jerry: Hey! All right!
  • Announcer 1: And the Yankees take the field ...

- Announcer 2: And what is with the Yankees? They're having trouble running, they can't move ...

- Announcer 1: It's their uniforms, they're too tight, they've shrunk! Forget this game.

  • Announcer 2: Oh my God, Mattingly just split his pants!
  • Jerry: Ah, that's a shame.

Rob :) (The Quote Guy)