Swahili

S09E23 The Finale (1)liveMay 23, 19989 days later2 posts by 2 posters
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Poster shares a Swahili song and speculates that the series finale was Kramer's dream, with the group actually landing in Africa instead of Paris.

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Welch Family
                           NAWAU'ZA WASWAHILI
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                   1
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         Risala enuka hima, sikae 'kataghafali
        N'na jambo 'takutuma, ubalegheshe suali
       Nipate jawabu njema, yenye amani na kweli
       Nauliza Kiswahili, ni lugha ya watu gani?
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                   2
       Lugha nyingi duniyani, zatamkwa mbalimbali
        Na zote ulimwenguni, zina wenyewe mahali
         Si Hindi Si Uzunguni, mewaumbia Jalali
      Jee hichi Kiswahili, ni lugha ya watu gani ?
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                   3
        Wakamba wana kikwao, lugha yao ya asili
        Na Wazungu piya nao, wana zao mbalimbali
        Na Wameru wana yao, wengine ni Wasomali
      Jee hichi Kiswahili, ni lugha ya watu gani ?
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                   4
      Wahindi wana Kihindi, kwa kabila mbalimbali
        Na Wanandi ni Kinandi, ndizo zao akuwali
        Wengine ni Wakilindi, wana yao ya asili
      Jee hichi Kiswahili, ni lugha ya watu gani?
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                   5
         Kuuliza Si ujinga, musinifanye jahili
         Nautafuta niuwanga, tuzinduwane akili
        Ndipo shairi hatunga, kubaleghesha suali
       Nielezwe Kiswahili, ni lugha ya watu gani?
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                   6
       Mara nyingi husikiya, kuwa hichi Kiswahili
         Hakina mtu mmoya, ambaye ni chake kweli
         Na wengine huteteya, kina wenyewe asili
     Ndipo ha'mba Kiswahili, ni lugha ya watu gani?
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                  7
          Masai ana kikwao, lugha ya tangu azali
         Na Mahara wana yao, wengine Mashelisheli
         Na Waluo lugha zao, Si sawa na Maragoli
       Jee hichi Kiswahili, ni lugha ya watu gani?
                   8
         Na jamii wengineo, wana lugha mbalimbali
        Na kujuwa ya wenzao, ni kujifunza ya pili
         Lakini wana na zao, lugha za tangu asili
       Jee hichi Kiswahili, ni lugha ya watu gani?
                   9
        Sasa ambalo nataka, kwa wenye kujuwa hili
       Wa Kenya na Tanganyika, na walo kulla mahali
          Nipani ilo hakika, tubalegheshe ukweli
       Nambiyani Kiswahili, ni lugha ya watu gani?
                   10
          Miye mefikiri mno, kuamuwa jambo hili
          Na huona lugha hino, lazima ina asili
       Kwa sababu kulla neno, lina mwanzo wa usuli
      Ndipo ha'mba Kiswahili, hi lugha ya watu gani?
                   11
          Na iwapo hivi sivyo, niliyyoamuwa hili
          Nionyeshani viliyyo, mubainishe ukweli
         Nijuwe ambavyo ndivyo, tutowane mushkili
        Kifunuke Kiswahili, ni lugha ya watu gani?
                   12
           Na iwapo atakuja, wa kunijibu suali
         Namuomba jambo moja, twambiyane kiakili
          Tusionyane miuja, jambo nisilo kubali
       N'anambiye Kiswahili, ni lugha ya watu gani?
                   13
        Tamati ndio akhiri, na jina langu ni hili
         Ahmadi wa Nasiri, na Bhalo ndilo Ia pili
         Mtungaji mashuhuri, mpenda penye ukweli
       Nambiyani Kiswahili, ni lugha ya watu gani?
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I get it! The final episode of Seinfeld didn't really happen--it was a bad dream that Kramer had because of the water he had in his ear, it drifted over into his brain, causing a short-term coma--he woke up on the plane (never having fallen into the cockpit) just as the jet was landing in Africa (*not* Paris, too many Princess Diana memories there) and as the NY4 deplaned, there was a choir of African children singing this Swahili song to welcome them! They stayed for a month, went on a safari (zany Kramer antics abounding, Jerry refusing to wash or go the bathroom in the river, Elaine trying to pick up the tour guide, who turns out to be Peterman, and George complaining non-stop about crocodiles and mosquitoes the size of Godzilla), then headed back to NY where they dropped Elaine and Kramer off. Then George and Jerry flew in the jet out west into the sunset, just like the old western heroes used to do, where they lived happily ever after, basking in the glow of their successful sitcom "Jerry". :-) Thanks for posting the song lyrics. I forgot to turn on my closed captioning for this episode. It's really a beautiful language, so musical... (sarcastic mode off) CJ in TX