Best Jerry Line Ever?

	Hmm, all the other threads seem to have gone
	okay this month.

"That is one angry clown."

	Best,
	WT

"And you wanna be my latex salseman!" "How's life on the red planet"

"Holy moses, smell the roses!!" Jerry Seinfeld

JERRY: I read! ELAINE: Books, Jerry JERRY: Oh. BIG DEAL.

I like Jerry's last line, best of all. I don't know why but maybe it's the timing of the line or the way Jerry says it.

Jerry: I finally realized after all this time, what I've been looking for is myself.

[Talking about meeting Jane (Janeanne Garofalo) and how she was just like him]

Even funnier than that was when Jerry said "I can't marry someone like myself, I hate myself!"

One of my favorite Jerry lines~
Elaine~"Yes we slept on the couch together
              but we slept opposite, my head was
              at his feet, and his head at my feet."
              (as too say that nothing happened)
Jerry~"Yes Elaine, but your genatiles were still
              lined up!"

Its been awile since I saw this episode but the dialogue was fairly close to this.

"What's this salty discharge?"

...crying in the ep when he turns "sensitive."

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things"

Elaine, when she finds out "it shrinks".

Shannon

When Jerry's mom answers the door when Newman knocks. "Hello... Newman"

"And you want to be my latex salesman."

When Jerry's mom answers the door when Newman knocks. "Hello... Newman"

"I can't go see a bad movie by myself.What,I am going to make sarcastic remarks to strangers"-Jerry Seinfeld in episode where they get held up at a Chinese resturaunt.