***DAVID H'S UPDATED SIG FILE*****

Jul 14, 19986 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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Off-topic thread about a poster's signature file listing nice and mean people from the newsgroup, featuring humorous misspellings and tangential discussions.

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DO TO POP LER DIMAND I HAVE ADDED ALIST OF NICE WONS TO. IF I FORGOT YOU....OR IF YOU WONT OFF THE LIST HAHA..JUST LETME NO OK?

OOOOOOO!!1 OOOOOOO!! THIS IS COOL!! THERE IS A LITTEL CRICKET HOPPING ACROSS THE FLOOR!! SEE!!! HE HOP OVER TO MY SHOOS!!! HE'S HOOPING LIEK MAD!! HE HOP IN MY SNEEKER!!! WAIT.....WAIT.....WIAT....HE AINT HOPPING NO MORE.....MUSTA BEEN THE STINK THAT KILLED HIM.

YOU PAL DAVID H PS PRETTY SOON I',LL HAEV THE WORLDS LONGEST SIG FILE!!

VISIT MY GREATEST POSTS HEAR ON KEVVINS WEB SITE CAUSE HE WAS A NICE WON TO FIND THESE AND PUT THIM ON HIS ON CHAT MASHINE!!!1! THANGS KEV! EMOROIDS ARE THE NICEST WONS!!

After scoring the winning goal in the World Cup, DAVIDH took time out to write this:

OK, David...one minute I'm a "nice won," and the next minute I'm a "mean won." What did I do this time? **********

"There's nothing worse than a sad lesbian...except for a sad, lesbian clown."

  • Clea Lewis, "Ellen"
http://members.tripod.com/~SMUgrad/index.html - stop by and sign the guestbook!

YOU SAY I SHUD GO AWAY AND YOU DON,T LEIK ME SO YORA MEAN WON!! HOW IS ICEGREEKER DONG?

WORLDS LONGGEST SIG FILE!!!1! VISIT MY GREATEST POSTS HEAR ON KEVVINS WEB SITE CAUSE HE WAS A NICE WON TO FIND THESE AND PUT THIM ON HIS ON CHAT MASHINE!!!1!

After scoring the winning goal in the World Cup, DAVIDH took time out to write this:

How would *I* know, David? I mean, YOU are the one that gave him a back rub and massaged his feet when he was recuperating from his surgery... **********

"There's nothing worse than a sad lesbian...except for a sad, lesbian clown."

  • Clea Lewis, "Ellen"
http://members.tripod.com/~SMUgrad/index.html - stop by and sign the guestbook!

SMUGRAT IF YOU DO MY SIRVAY I'LL PUT YOU ON THE NICE WON LIST. YOU HAVE LITTEL DAVID H'S WORD ON THIS.

WORLDS LONGGEST SIG FILE!!!1! VISIT MY GREATEST POSTS HEAR ON KEVVINS WEB SITE CAUSE HE WAS A NICE WON TO FIND THESE AND PUT THIM ON HIS ON CHAT MASHINE!!!1!

Thanks David, it's nice to know that I'm a "nice won"!

Kelly "Everyone driving slower than you is an idiot. Everyone driving faster than you is a maniac."