Will Seinfeld be better next season?

Mar 10, 199829 posts by 27 posters
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Fans sarcastically inform a poster that Seinfeld has ended and won't return next season, making jokes about them being out of touch with current events.

29 posts
Chuck Ungar

I have been watching Seinfeld for years but I think this season is a little weak. Do you think they will get better writers for next season? I hear Jerry got a really good deal to do the show next year.

He's living in the past, man!

On 10 Mar 1998, Casella wrote:

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Oh, you must've been in the space station MIR. Seinfeld isn't coming back next year! Oh, here's some other big news that you've missed while you were on MIR, Titanic is gonna be #1 at the box office of all time, and Monica Lewinski and Bill Clinton are supposedly having an affair.

EVERYONE, PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH THIS PERSON! IN THE NAME OF HUMANITY, I BEG OF YOU, PLEASE BE GENTLE!!!!

Sean

Chuck Ungar wrote in message ... >I have been watching Seinfeld for years but I think this season is a >little weak. Do you think they will get better writers for next season? >I hear Jerry got a really good deal to do the show next year.

It *will* be better next year, sir. Here are some of the plot twists:

1. George Costanza returns to baseball--this time as traveling secretary for the New York Giants, with his own little office at the top of the Polo Grounds bleachers. 2. Kramer is arrested for shoplifting from Korvettes, but the charges are dropped. 3. Elaine is hired to work on the copy desk of the New York World-Telegram & Sun. 4. Jerry gets his big break at last...subbing for Alan King on the Ed Sullivan Show. 5. The gang decides to move their meals from Monk's to the nearby Automat.

ADAMChuck Ungar
YOU HAVEN"T HEARD THIS IS THEIR LAST SEASON> Chuck Ungar wrote in message ... >I have been watching Seinfeld for years but I think this season is a >little weak. Do you think they will get better writers for next season?

Sheesh, you'd think you said that the Holocaust didn't happen! Hey guys, he was JOKING. Can't you figure that out. I thought this post was the funniest thing I've read on this message board in a long tiem. Way to go, Chuckie, these people take things way seriously, don't they? (You related to Felix, by the way?)

I think of a post like a seed. You leave the seed and then the next day you see how many leaves have grown. Boy this post got a lot of leaves.

ryanhotspur

On Wed, 11 Mar 1998 22:56:17 -0800, hotspur wrote:

: :Sheesh, you'd think you said that the Holocaust didn't happen! Hey :guys, he was JOKING. Can't you figure that out. I thought this post :was the funniest thing I've read on this message board in a long tiem. :Way to go, Chuckie, these people take things way seriously, don't they? :(You related to Felix, by the way?) Now THAT is the response I was waiting for, this guy went fishing and almost all of the responders were big, fat, FISH!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Kudos to you, Hotspur (and I think "<>" too, he was a little more vague ;-)

Where have you been hiding for the last three months??????? There won't be a next season. dumbass! Chuck Ungar wrote in message ... >I have been watching Seinfeld for years but I think this season is a

to everyone who replied to this thread: ever hear of a troll? am i the only one out there who thought this guy was just trying to be funny or whatever by asking something so ridiculous? did everyone else really take him that seriously? geez. you people act like you've never read newsgroups before. people pull this kind of crap all the time just to see who they can get to fall for it. maybe i'm way off. maybe the original poster really is that dumb and clueless and thought there was another season but then maybe he's never heard of titanic or what's going on with clinton either.

rachel

Mr. GoneChuck Ungar

People in institutions shouldn't be allowed on the Internet.

platzerMr. Gone

In article , "Mr. Gone" <"Go To Hell"@Bite Me.com> wrote:

Perhaps he was living on the asteriod hurtling towards earth?

James

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Actually, I think the show will be much better next season.

Erk. (with a hint of sarcasm)

DaveChuck Ungar

In , Chuck Ungar writes:

Which begs the obvious question. What's worse? The troll, or the person who points out every person who fell for the troll? [email] (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)

my eyes are tearing up with pity.

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BarneyFunnyBoy

Not only are you a complete idiot for the next season question, but this season has been damn funny. I was laughing so hard when Jerry was talking to that girl and he's all she says I sound sick. Abort Abort. Yeah I'll go to the doctor buy. They're going out on a total high note. FunnyBoy wrote in message ...

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Wow. Where the hell have you been living? I mean, I've said "Have you been living in a cave?" before, but this REALLY applies!! Man, you're pathetic!! SEINFELD IS DONE. THIS IS THE LAST SEASON!!! Hey--did anyone catch the end of that OJ case? I heard he got off, but wasn't sure. Oh, and just wondering, why don't we reelect JFK for president? He was a good president. Why didn't he stay in office longer? Man, I've been waiting for a new Beatles album to come out for a while now... Wouldn't it be great if someday, we like had modes of transportation besides the horse? Wow, the future would be great.

Where have YOU been living? You're the same guy who hasn't heard the "Superman in every episode" rumor which is a year+ old.