Is George Steinbrenner Jewish? Is the gay black guy Jewish? Is Jackie the lawyer Jewish? (Hey, Sammy Davis, Jr. was Jewish!) Is Ms. Rhode Island Jewish? Is Susan Jewish (oops, was she Jewish?)? Is the Virgin Jewish? And what about JFK, Jr.? What about all their boyfriends and girlfriends? Are they Jewish?
Is anyone on Seinfeld Jewish?
These are the questions I want answered by the writers immediately right now before anything goes on in the program...immediately now.
It's important!
geesh...