Jerry's Cereals

Jun 19, 19963 posts by 3 posters
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Nate Grey

Recently, on a talkshow (can't remember which one) that featured cool jobs, I learned that someone is paid to alphabeticalize (sp?) the cereals in Jerry's appartment. I have two questions I need answered, first, which talk show was this, and in what order do the cereal go in? For example, do Frosted Cheerios get listed behind Cheerios, as "Cheerios, Frosted," or as "Frosted Cheerios"? Just wondering. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ !#Oh, I'm sorry. Did that break your#########!!#-Nate Grey##########! !#concentration? I believe you were###########!!#(Who thinks X-Force#! !#saying something about "best intentions."###!!##did a crappy job###! !#######################-Jules (Pulp Fiction)#!!!#protecting him)####! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Nate Grey ,Internet writes: Recently, on a talkshow (can't remember which one) that featured cool jobs, I learned that someone is paid to alphabeticalize (sp?) the cereals in Jerry's appartment. I have two questions I need answered, first, which talk show was this, and in what order do the cereal go in? For example, do Frosted Cheerios get listed behind Cheerios, as "Cheerios, Frosted," or as "Frosted Cheerios"? Just wondering. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I saw that one too. it was Oprah. There was someone else on the show that gets paid to be pampered at motels. MAN THAT WOULD RULE!

i believe it would be Cheerios, Frosted. Not Frosted Cheerios, because Cheerios are Frosted Cheerios are Cherrios., the Frosted is meerely(SP?) an added bonus to the Cheerios. It is not an entirely new cereal, just a fancied up Cheerio.

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That's why, in filing my CDs alphabetically and chronologically, I file "Simon, Paul" CDs IN FRONT OF "Simon & Garfunkel" CDs, even though the "Simon & Garfunkel" CDs came out BEFORE the Paul Simon CDs.

In a seeming contradiction, I file my Lou Reed CDs AFTER my Velvet Underground CDs, even though "R" comes before "V", because the Velvet Underground recordings preceded Lou Reed's solo efforts.

Strangely enough, my John Lennon and George Harrison CDs are nowhere near my Beatles CDs. You see, there are no clear rules for this sort of thing.

I realize that this has absolutely nothing to do with Seinfeld. Please do not flame or send angry e-mails. Thank you!