Scott J. Friedman wrote in article ...
Her name was Dolores you clitoris! What show have you been watching? LOL
Anyway that list has already been done in detail here...ask Mike The News Guy
Who should have taken the stand?
May 15, 199821 posts by 20 posters
Fans discuss which characters from past episodes should have testified against the gang at their trial in the series finale, suggesting characters like Mulva, Sally Weaver, Jake Jarmel, and others.
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This can be a long, fun thread.
Who should have also taken the stand against the gang?
Mulva / Dorothy - Jerry dated her and didn't even know her name
Sally Weaver - "Jerry Seinfeld is the devil!"
Jake Jarmel - She HAD to get Juji Fruit, didn't she?
Who else?
The oriental guys staying in Kramers apartment. The germ freak from Elaines office
Scott J. Friedman wrote in article ...
shown the last episode and then showed the wrap up of great moments. Anyone else????
the maestro and mel tourme
PETVING wrote in message ...
Jimmy...
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The Bookie that took Kramer's bet for Jerry on the Pacers and Knicks game. Jerry smashed his fingers in the trunk of the car and he thought Jerry was a hitman.
In article , "CavMan" wrote:
How about the girl who was treated to turkey and wine so the gang could play with her toys?
The guy from the company George pretended to be handicapped so he could have a private bathroom.
Peterman could have brought up that Elaine killed the "Suzie" person she made up.
Jerry's parent's friend from florida with the pen that could write upside-down.
Kelly S Byrne wrote:
Wasn't that "Mike" who thought Jerry was a phony, involved in the mob and helped kill Suzie?Peterman just thought that he slept with her.
The East Hampton cop who busted Kramer for stealing lobsters
(also perhaps Michael, Carol, and the baaaaaaaaaaaaaby)
George's boss at the real estate office (to whom George slipped the mickey)
The laundromat owner from when Jerry and Kramer put concrete in the washer
The nude girfriend.
(just to see her again...)
MjT
I thought the best one would have been the the man and his daughter with whom George watched Breakfast at tiffany's with(when he wanted to prove he had a black friend). Not to mention the exterminator guy in the same episode. They also should have tried to get Judge Reinhold(the close talker) at least to be in the court room.
Scott J. Friedman ([email]) wrote: > This can be a long, fun thread.
Kenny Bania would have been great on the stand -
Bania: "Seinfeld owed me a meal, but just gave me soup."
Prosecutor: "Do you mean to say that Mr. Seinfled considered soup a meal? Soup's not a meal."
Jackie (Aside to Jerry): "He's right, you know - soup's not a meal."
VERY GOOD! Much better than most of the actual show.
Duncan Meyer, who lost not one, but TWO races after Jerry got a head start.
In article , [email] (Brantley30) wrote:
On the other hand... why didn't Jerry take the stand. He could have used variations of the No pick speech ("I am not an ANIMAL!") or "Noth that there's anything wrong with that" or even "OK, I carry a purse"
I think Bob Cobb (the Maestro) should have taken the stand. Or Jimmy, the one who always refered to himself in the 1st person.
Brantley30 wrote in article ...
Duncan Meyer, who lost not one, but TWO races after Jerry got a head start.
Jimmy referred to himself in the THIRD person, as in "Jimmy's getting angry." FIRST person would be "I'm getting angry."
Little english lesson for the group....
Ginger wrote in message ...
Besides all the others mentioned here, the one I would most liked to have seen take the stand, in his own defense of couse, was George.
there's also the girl who george was dating when her aunt died - - her brother was the infamous "double-dip" guy. he and george got in a fight at the wake, and george somehow ended up with a picture of himself next to the casket . . . so he could get the "bereavement fare" on the plane tickets.
On 24 May 1998 05:28:17 GMT, "Ginger" wrote:
I would have loved the Maestro on the stand, being questioned by Jackie Chiles. The MONUMENTAL clash of two giant egoes. Deep Impact in human form!
Or how about resurrecting the close talker. He could stand up to ask the judge a question and lean over him. Actually, the close talker might be good on one of the teams of lawyers.