Who's tougher?

Dec 3, 2003, 2:14 AM ET30 posts by 12 posters

Fans debate whether Jerry or George would be tougher in a fight, with the prevailing view favoring George as more willing to use dirty tactics.

30 posts

Mike00Dec 3, 2003, 2:14 AM ET

Jerry or George?

Boho MojamboDec 3, 2003, 2:59 AM ET↩ Mike00

"Mike00" wrote in message news:33gzb.165$[email]...

I'm going with Gorgeous George on this one.

Mike00Dec 3, 2003, 4:26 AM ET↩ Boho Mojambo

"Joe" wrote in message news:1Kgzb.208817$Dw6.764276@attbi_s02...

Give me reasons why you think so.

FrogiswrongDec 3, 2003, 4:43 AM ET↩ Mike00

george would win in a fight for sure. he'd pull hair, groin stuff, anything.

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Death BlowDec 3, 2003, 7:43 AM ET↩ Frogiswrong

Frogiswrong wrote:

What about the speed dial episode, both Jerry and Elaine tries to hold him back, but hi still gets out of there. He's not fat his powerful, he can lift 100pound right over his head!

Ian F.Dec 3, 2003, 7:52 AM ET↩ Death Blow

"Death Blow" wrote in message news:1g5e8lb.1wpv6jx1ag21rmN%[email]...

But Jerry was trained by the Mandelbaums!

Ian

Death BlowDec 3, 2003, 7:55 AM ET↩ Ian F.

Ian F. wrote:

well, we all saw how well that ended, he almoust died!

Ian F.Dec 3, 2003, 8:13 AM ET↩ Death Blow

"Death Blow" wrote in message news:1g5e9b7.nth9v1a6ww6qN%[email]...

Toughened up the dough-boy, though! ;-)

Ian

Death BlowDec 3, 2003, 8:28 AM ET↩ Ian F.

Ian F. wrote:

But who is the tougher one in Seinfeld all togheter?

Dave CuddyDec 3, 2003, 12:37 PM ET↩ Death Blow

"Death Blow" wrote in message news:1g5eatn.1i6bwex1uk2um2N%[email]...

it's gotta be Banya! he works out! he's huge!

Death BlowDec 5, 2003, 3:29 AM ET↩ Dave Cuddy

Dave Cuddy wrote:

What about Crazy J. Devola? Is mental and violent!!

Mike00Dec 5, 2003, 3:51 AM ET↩ Death Blow

i bet Puddy could take out Crazy Joe Devola.

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VictorDec 5, 2003, 3:57 AM ET↩ Mike00

yeahthatsright. How could anyone not like Crazy Joe?

Death BlowDec 5, 2003, 5:01 AM ET↩ Victor

Victor wrote:

Puddy is a hard ball, he's the devil! but Joe knows some kind of kung fu stuff. Remember in the park when he is a clovn. and Newman handels those mighty havy mailbags.( but Jerry scares him som he's not som tough.

Dave CuddyDec 5, 2003, 8:32 AM ET↩ Mike00

"Mike00" wrote in message news:lGXzb.4428$[email]...

yeah, that's right.

YOYOMADec 5, 2003, 12:57 PM ET↩ Death Blow

You guys are crazy!! George would never confront those two gay dudes... George wasnt a tough guy hero....his whole character is based on the weaknesses of every man, and how he succumbs to the weakness all the time. Remember when he accidentally got that Peuro Rican Waiter fired? The guy got fired, and then George went with Kramer to his apartment to apologise, and George was piss scared of the guy. And that guy was like a gay peurto rican just like the two other gay guys were.... Then the dude lost his cat, and george nearly shit himself when the dude was coming up to Seinfelds apartment...

Then there was the time George told that girl he was a bootlegger....well when he got caught, and the police took him into the precinct...he was crying "Oh WHY DID THE POLICEMAN HAVE TO YELL AT ME LIKE THAT?"

Then remember how much he acted like a girl when Elaine got that DAN guy from MTV as her boyfriend... George was tryin to please that guy in eveery way...

Only time Ive seen George confront anyone is the episode where he did the exact opposite of everything hed done in his life. He got the girl at the resteraunt, got the job at the Yankees.. When he was in the theatre with the girl, there were some teenagers making noise behind them, and George stood up and yelled at all of em!!! That shit was so funny... But George would have never confronted those two guys!

Mike00Dec 5, 2003, 4:52 PM ET↩ YOYOMA

haha, i forgot about that one. George really did wet himself when that mexican guy was coming upstairs. haha that is hillarious.

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Dave CuddyDec 3, 2003, 8:24 AM ET↩ Ian F.

"Ian F." wrote in message news:bqkmb1$23iqqq$[email]...

that is true - he dropped his purse and picked up a medicine ball!!

NooneDec 3, 2003, 8:38 AM ET↩ Dave Cuddy

In article , dave931 @hotmail.com says...

But his parents didn't pay for enough lessons to make a man out of him.

ErDec 3, 2003, 9:52 AM ET↩ Noone

"Noone" wrote in message news:[email]...

hold

I told you, it looked like a skirt!

FrogiswrongDec 4, 2003, 2:52 AM ET↩ Noone

"Noone" wrote in message news:[email]...

hold

Daffodil

ErDec 3, 2003, 8:26 AM ET↩ Ian F.

"Ian F." wrote in message news:bqkmb1$23iqqq$[email]...

But Jerry couldn't handle the Commando 450, he's delicate!

Mike00Dec 3, 2003, 3:04 PM ET↩ Er

I would have to say George is tougher. For example, both Jerry and Geroge were at the movie theater with dates on two seperate occasions while people behind them were talking and interupting the movie. How did each of them handle the situation?

Jerry in "The Stock Tip" JERRY: I have to say. Those people talking behind us really ruined that movie for me.

VANESSA: Why didn't you do something?

JERRY: What do you want me to do? I gave the guy the half-turn. Then I have him the

full-turn with the eye roll! I mean, beyond that, I'm risking a punch in the mouth..

George in "The Opposite"

Man no.1 : Hey baby, how about a little tongue action, huh? Man no.2 : Yeah, stick your tongue down his throat! ( They kick George and Victoria's seats ) Victoria : What are we gonna do? Shall we just move? George : That won't be necessary. ( George gets up and turns towards the two men ) George : Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would love it!

Now I know what some of you are thinking. George was doing the opposite of

what is instinct to him but still I think he has to be pretty tough to do what he did.

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Scott PDec 3, 2003, 6:59 PM ET↩ Mike00

On Wed, 03 Dec 2003 07:14:07 GMT, "Mike00" wrote:

George. He's a coward but he would fight like a cornered rat. Jerry is weak, like the Ukraine.

Scott

Dave CuddyDec 3, 2003, 9:51 PM ET↩ Scott P

"Scott P" wrote in message news:[email]...

i come from ukraine! you not say ukraine is weak!

Mike00Dec 3, 2003, 10:03 PM ET↩ Dave Cuddy

Don't you guys ever get tired of quoting the show?

Anyway, back on topic. I think George is tougher. In fact, the very first time I ever saw the episode "The Soup Nazi" I was crossing my fingers that at the end of the show George would run into the two guys that stole Elaine's Armoir from Kramer and he would kick their ass and get it back for her. But I was wrong. I have seen Jerry and Kramer run from a fight. Has Geroge ever run from a fight?

"Dave Cuddy" wrote in message news:Yexzb.327$[email]...

Boho MojamboDec 4, 2003, 12:15 AM ET↩ Mike00

"Mike00" wrote in message news:puxzb.7436$[email]...

Nope.

first

But

The Van Buren Boys sent him scurrying away.

FrogiswrongDec 4, 2003, 2:54 AM ET↩ Boho Mojambo

"Joe" wrote in message news:Epzzb.410950$HS4.3323839@attbi_s01...

that

Now they're tough cookies,

rericsDec 4, 2003, 2:18 PM ET↩ Mike00

"Mike00" wrote in message news:...

He ran from the Van Buren Boys.

Mike00Dec 4, 2003, 3:01 PM ET↩ rerics

"rerics" wrote in message news:[email]...

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first

that

But

Yeah, I forgot about that. But they had a whole gang and he was alone. It was like 5 against 1. When Kramer and Jerry ran away from the two gay guys that stole Elaines Armoir, it was a fair fight.