Ugliest Jerry`s girlfiend

Jan 29, 199728 posts by 22 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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Hi! Which girlfriend of Jerry is the most unattractive and ugly? I think that it is Lois from the episode-The Race

Anybody agree or disagree?

Hey! Actually, I thought Lois was ok. I think the most unatractive one was the one that couldn't date Jerry because she saw his comedy act and she couldn't be with someone who's job she didn't respect. (I don't remember which episode this was so if anyone could help...) And her voice was quite unattractive too! It was sort of a low scratchy voice I think.

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It was the, "Jerry........I juuuust don't know sometimes" girl, strong southern accent!

Elvis is King

"A pretty woman, you know, kinda short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan."

-George, describing Elaine, in "The Movie"

It is from episode 6, "The Ex-Girlfriend" Character name was Marlene, dated first George, and then Jerry. She has a psyko-sexually hold over Jerry..... Played by Tracy Kolis

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I don't know if you would consider her a cousin... but, that Elaine's cousin... the carnivor... she was pretty butt ugly.

She could take her mutton and Gramma Mimma's napkins and head off into the sunset for all I cared.

Is it me or are most of Jerry's girlfriends pretty average looking with maybe the exception of Tawny Kitaen and Jamie Gertz...

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What about the Native American gal(SHHAAA-WING) from the episode where Jerry gives Elaine the dime Store Indian (Oops Native American), and ends up spending the rest of the show trying to show her he is not a racist. In that episode he has a great line that went something like, "If anyone asked me which way to Israel I wouldn't freak out".

Which characters did Tawny and Jamie play?

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Tawny was that really bad actress who Jerry just decided he couldn't be around no matter how beautiful she was...

Jamie was the "I can't spare a square" toliet paper chic.

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I did'nt like the air-conditioning girl, was Vickie her name? I did'nt think she was actractive at all. (Episode where Jerry buys air-conditioner to impress her)

Elvis is King

"A pretty woman, you know, kinda short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan."

-George, describing Elaine, in "The Movie"

[email] wrote:

1. first episode chick-"seinfeld chron." actually she wasnt his girlfriend, but he liked her...ugh! 2. hit and run driver chick- yuck! 3. smoopie - annoying and wretched, gag!

3.

On Mon, 3 Feb 1997, Greg Thompson wrote:

Wait a minute, doesn't Catherine (Caroline?) Keener merit being an exception too... (from the episode where she paints, and George ends up buying her painting for a huge som of money...)

The ugliest girl Jerry "dated" was the bottled blonde with no lips who was staying down the hall and had the tube of fungicide in her medicine cabinet. I don't know how she got on the show compared to most of the other girls he "dates."

Well in terms of pure facial prettiness, I might agree, but she was overall very sexy.

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Actually, I thought "Men's Hands" was pretty good looking. She had a good personality too! But the "Men's hands" were quite a turnoff though.

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Hard to decide. He's used people like Courtney Cox, Teri Hatcher, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus (DUH). I, personally, didn't see much in Ms. Rhode Island.

-DK

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"Man-Hands" was the BEST-looking of ALL his girlfriends; that's why George used her picture as a "pass" to the beautiful-girls secret hideout! (Ok, I LIKE women with strong hands-- sue me.)

On Wed, 29 Jan 1997, Peter Pan wrote:

I don't think she's ugly, she just looks a bit different from the rest of Jerry's girlfriends who are usually blonds and brown-haired. In fact she looks rather oriental. I think it's an unique beauty.

Oriental? She didn't look oriental to me. :)

The two "ugliest" girlfriends (and they were still pretty good looking) were: 1) the reporter from NYU that thought George and Jerry were gay, and 2) the painter girlfriend who passed off a passage from a Neil Simon play in her letter in order to get Jerry back;

On 2 Feb 1997, JAMES MARTIN wrote:

I thought the reporter was pretty hot too. Maybe even the best.

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Hey, I never said she wasn't hot. Just that she was one of the "ugliest". Actually, come to think of it, let's rate her, third from the bottom...perhaps fourth or fifth.

"Ugliest" (meaning still damn attractive but least so of the bunch) - Gets progressively attractive as you get to bottom of the list:

1. The Painter (used Neil Simon script) 2. The one Kramer dumped ("Why are you looking at me face") 3. The Cryer ("My frankfurter <sob>. It was good <sob,sob> It was really good") 4. The Virgin (now on Frasier) 5. The Cop ("Let's put on the machine. I think he's watched it". ie. Melrose) 6. NYU Reporter (The Outing) 7. The Pecan girl (also wanted to Jerry to share her toothbrush) 8. Teri Hatcher ("They're real and they're spectacular") 9. The model on the airplane etc, etc.

On Sun, 02 Feb 1997 02:15:13 -0800, BigFan wrote:

I have to totally disagree with you on the NYU reporter. She now has a role on the new sitcom "Chicago Sons" and, as on the Seinfeld episode, she's quite attractive.

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Peter Pan wrote in article ...

Gr8 episode too!!! I think George's girl friend from 'The Nosejob' episode out uglies them all though!! <double exclamation point>