Aloha, all! On this week's episode (a repeat, I think), Elaine tried to help her boyfriend (Joel Rifkin?) choose a new name, and she said something like:
"I've never met a normal guy named Stewart."
Anyway, I thought it would make a good sig quote. Does anyone have the exact quote on hand? Please post it or e-mail me direct. Thanks in advance!
Aloha, Stewart '94
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"Whether you take a doughnut hole as blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit."- Murakami, Haruki. A Wild Sheep Chase (1982)
"Some condemn capitalism as immoral. But in truth it is simply amoral. It generates wealth with ruthless efficiency� rewarding the best producers and weeding out the others� and makes no greater moral claims."- R. Nixon (1913-1994), from In the Arena (1990)
"It is much safer to be feared than loved."- N. Machiavelli, The Prince
"It is the Forgotten Man who is threatened by every extension of the paternal theory of government."- William Graham Sumner
"If I were doing any better, I'd be guilty." -C. Sheen, Wall Street