I was making a pizza last night (I didn't even need to get my hand into the dough) and put banana on it. Immediately after I had chucked on the banana I asked myself, "why did you put banana on the pizza". "Because George likes the banana" I replied. "Why couldn't he simply have banana on the side" I countered. Feeling quite upset I went and sat on the couch. Unfortunately I pissed my pants whilst there. I went back and finished the pizza but I am not sure whether I washed my hands first.
rob