**A MESAGE FOR HTE NICE LADYS***888888***********

HI LADYS **THIS** IS YOUR LUCKIE [address]!!

OVIOSLY YOUR A FAN OF HTE REAL WORLD AND ROAD RULES OR SENFELD LIKE ME I THINK HTE LADYS ON REAL WORLD ARE THE GRRRATEST AND YOUR BASICALY A LADY ON REAL WORLD OR LIEK ELANE SHES PRETY AND BUT HEY I BET SO ARE YOU. SINSE HTIS IS THE CHAT ROOM I JUST KNOW WE GOT A LOT IN COMMEN AND COULD BE GOOD CHAT FRENDS BUT I"M HEAR TO SAY IM REDY FOR A COMITED **ONE ON ONE OR MAYBE TO OR THREE IF YOU LIEK TO SWING** RELATONSHIP. OR WE CAN JUST BE FRENDS LIEK ELANE AND JERRIE BUT DO IT TO LIEK THEY DID EXCIPT JERRIE COUD"NT GET IT UP WELL I GOT A TRAIL PACK **14 PILLS I JUST TOOK TO THAT MAKES 12 AND BOY DO THEY [address]!! IT HURTS** OF VIAGARA SO WE CAN PARTY IF YOU KNO WHAT I MEAN. LOOK I"M REAL LOANLY AND I DO"NT WANT TO TAKE THE PILLS FOR NOTHIGN SO IF YOUR INTO NICE GUYS THIN IM FOR YOU.

LOOK AND BUT SO I KNO ALOT OF YOU CUTE WONS WO"NT TO DATE MY CHAT FREDN DAVID H BUT HE CA"NT BE EVERY CHCIKS AMUSEMINT RIDE OVIOSLY SO **HEAR** IS HTE SOLUTON TO YOU"RE PROBLEM!

MY NAME IS STEVE H. IT HAS BEN SMEERED IN HTIS AND OHTER CHAT ROOMS LIEK DAVID H"S GOOD ANME WAS TO BUT I"M A NICE WON AND DISESE FREE SO LADYS DO"NT WAIT ACT NOW! I"M IN GOOD SHAPE EVEN THOGH I HAVE"NT BEEN EXERSISIGN LATLIE AND IM NOT HARY LIKE A CHIMPAZIE AT YEARKIES **BEEP BEEP HI DAVID HOPE YOU DO"NT MIND I JUST WO"NT TO DATE A FEW WONS YOU GOT LOTSA NICE LADYS HEAR OK?? PS PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR ME**

IM CUTE AND HAVINT HAD ACNE FOR TO MONTHS NOW! LADYS ONLY PLESE GUYS ILL BE YOUR CHAT FRED BUT IM NOT BYPOLER.

YOUR CHAT FREND AND MORE?? STEVE H

In article , [email] (Steven Christopher Huntsman) wrote:

Sweetie get your personalities straight. David was the one who had acne.

Kathy [email]

In article , [email] (Alric Knebel) wrote:

I'm sorry Alric. I probably should have put some sort of spoiler header or at least warned you to sit down. ;)

Kathy [email]

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Dave said this:

Why don't you practice what you preach?

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"You may dress like a Christian, but the similarity ends there."

• Joanna Lumley, "Absolutely Fabulous"

HA! FOOLED YOU RATBOY ITS REALLY ME DAVID H!!!!! HA! FOOLED YOU RATBOY ITS REALLY ME DAVID H!!!!! HA! FOOLED YOU RATBOY ITS REALLY ME DAVID H!!!!!

HEY EVRY WON THIS IS WHAT THAT JERK RATBOY EMLED ME: ============================================== You are the worst thing about the Internet.

Please do not respond. Mail from this address will be deleted. And you have now been killfiled. You bullshit will no longer show up in my Netscape.

Thanks for annoying people.  I hope you're proud.
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THATS WHAT RATBYO SAYS TO ME. HE SAYS IM PROUD!! THATS A COMPLAMINT!! LIKE DUHHH YOU ARE **JUST NOW** GETTING THE BIG IDEA THAT IF YOU DO"NT LI KE MY POSTS Y OU SHUDN"NT READ THEM. THEM.

HOW COWARDLIE TO RITE AN EMALE AND SAY "DON"T REPOSND TO ME". LIKE A LITTEL KID COVERING HIS EARS. PLUS HE SAID "YOU BULLSHIT" WHEN HE SHUD HAVE SAID "**YOUR** BULLSHIT" SO WHAT A MORAN!!! LIKE THIS IS REELIE GONNA HURT ME CAUSE RATFINK WO"NT READ MY CHATS ANY MORE.

AND HE SAYS TO ME IM THE WORST THI NG ON THE I NTERNET. YEAH LIKE IM WORSE THAN CHILD PRONOGRAFERS!!! SHOWS YOU HOW DUMN RATFINK IS.

I SWARE EACH TIME HE GETS IN VOLVED WITH ME HE J UST KEEPS LOOKIGN DUMMER AND DUMMER I JUST DO"NT GET IT. NOW I"M STARTING TO WONDER WHOH IS FEEBLE. FEEBLE. I GESS I SHOWED HIM A THING OR TOO. SO I GESS HE"LL HAVE TO STOP HIS "PLEESE STOP CROSSPOSTING" SCHTICK AND BUT SO IT WAS"NT NEVER EVEN FUNNIE ANY WAYS I MEAN WHHERE'S THE HUMOR?????

SO LADIES AM I RITE OR RONG WHO IS MORE ATTRACKTIVE ME OR RATPOOP? HINT HINT HE SURE IS A MEAN WON!!!! [NOTE TO SELF: CHANGE REPLY TO ADDRESS SO THIS GETS THRU RATBOY'S FILTER]

HEY WERE THERE ANY RACE CARS ON SENFELT. SENFELT. OR ROAD RULES OR REAL WORLD OH YEAH THAT RACER GUY IN LO NDON. WELL I ANSWERED THAT MY SELVE.

HEY RATBOY I TOUGHT YOU WEREN"T GOING TO READ ME ANY M ORE BUT LOOK HOW FAR YOU"VE READ ALL READY!!! I KNEW Y OU CUDDNT' RESIST. SO QUIT BENG MEAN TO ME!!!!1!! IM SICK YOUR HURT FULL NESS TO ME CAUSE IT CAUSES ME INNER TURMOIL.

BUT I"M STILL LOOKING FOR CHAT PALS AND A GIRL FREND SO ITS ME DAVID H AND DO"NT WORRIE FANS AND PALS I'LL NEVER STOP CHATTING HEAR.

YOUR PAL **AND NETSCAPE PASS THRU WIZURD** DAVID H

The mysterious "Ratboy" Dave strikes again. I think he's trying to oppress David H's love of the written word. And the Bible. Ratboy is against the Bible. The heathen. _____________________________________________ Alric Knebel [email] _____________________________________________

Over the hills and far away, [email] (Alric Knebel) came out to play and said:

I sent Ratboy a note basically telling him that he was as bad as DAVID H with all his crossposting about not crossposting. He returned an answer telling me that he was punishing us all for putting up with DAVID H. He likened it to the military and how they'll punish all person until the guilty party is taken care of. I now think he's worse than DAVID H. At least DAVID H is occasionally (and getting less and less) funny. Ratboy is the kind of irritant that only a strong dose of Black Flag Ant & Roach Killer will take care of.

--ML COMPTON-- Support these products now - CHICAGO!!! And just about everything it offers - especially its architecture! FUGAZI/SHELLAC/BLONDE REDHEAD "live in concert" CALIFONE "Califone" 22 PISTEPIRKKO "Eleven"

In between sips from the bottle of cooking sherry, [email] (ML Compton) paused long enough to come up with this:

ML, I have tried the same thing in the past and have gotten the same response from Ratboy. Basically, he doesn't care that he's crossposting to the RW and RR NG's, as long as he's deleting the Seinfeld NG from the address list. He says "that kind of crap" doesn't belong in the Seinfeld NG. Frankly, I don't think David H's "kind of crap" doesn't belong in any kind of newsgroup, but that's a different story...

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"All the tears, all the pain, all the water...It's like a 3-hour menstrual cycle, but without the breast tenderness."

• Cheri Oteri, from a "Saturday Night Live" skit about the movie "Titanic"

Wait. Would you clear that last statement up for me. Did you mean that it ("that kind of crap") doesn't belong to ANY newsgroup, or do you mean to say it doesn't matter one way or the other. I have an idea it meant something bad.

But I think David H is on topic. Sometimes. Well, he mentioned Seinfeld in a post or two. And I think he mentioned Real World several times. And I know he's mentioned Road Rules a couple of times. Why, I've seen him mention all three shows in one post!

In between sips from the bottle of cooking sherry, [email] (Alric Knebel) paused long enough to come up with this:

Sorry, my bad...I didn't mean the double negative. What I was trying to say was that I didn't think that David H's posts belonged in any newsgroup. Personally, I think they're annoying, and the humor in them has long disappeared. However, I think that for Ratboy to say that "that kind of crap" belonged in the RR and RW newsgroups and not the Seinfeld, while posting his "kind of crap" in the RR and RW newsgroups was a bit redundant...*shrug*

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"All the tears, all the pain, all the water...It's like a 3-hour menstrual cycle, but without the breast tenderness."

• Cheri Oteri, from a "Saturday Night Live" skit about the movie "Titanic"

Ratboy, why don't you learn to enjoy life a little more. Take some time to sample some exotic cheeses. Mate. Gather shredded paper for a nest. ANYTHING besides trying to police the internet. _____________________________________________ Alric Knebel [email] _____________________________________________

On Fri, 15 May 1998 21:16:49 GMT, [email] (Alric Knebel) wrote:

This gets my vote for best post of the week. Thanks Alric!

-Monica Peper

[email] wrote:

ME TOO THANKS ALL RICK YOU SURE ARE FUNNIE AND IM GLAD YOU"R"E HEAR CAUSE YOU MAKE SUCHA LOVLIE ADDITION TO OUR UTOPEON CHAT ROOM.

YOUR PAL DAVID HARFUGEAU!!!!!!!11!

Over the hills and far away, Dave came out to play and said:

Oh, bite me, troll.

--ML COMPTON-- Support these products now - CHICAGO!!! And just about everything it offers - especially its architecture! FUGAZI/SHELLAC/BLONDE REDHEAD "live in concert" CALIFONE "Califone" 22 PISTEPIRKKO "Eleven"

Over the hills and far away, Dave came out to play and said:

I know what trolling is and its exactly what DAVID H has been doing. But you're no better with you constant crossposting about not crossposting. You're doing nothing but feeding his attention (just look at how many posts he's generated from your idiotic attempts to get him to stop) and proving you're just as big of a nuisance as you think he is. You may think you're doing something correct, but all in all, you're still just trolling.

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IT"S OB VIOUS TO EVRY WON THAT DAVE AKA RAT BO Y IS THA TROL A ROND HEAR AND HTAT HE SHUD BE STOPID FROM DONG THIS TWO US CAUSE HES A MEAN WON YOU NO WHHOT I MEEN?

SO STOP IT RAB TOY **NOW** IM SICKA YOUR EVIL CROSS POSTING YOU ARE C A USING ME INNER TURMOIL AND MY ST OMACH HURTS. HURTS. SO **STOP** IT NOW I ORDER YOU!!! YOU ARE MAKIN ME SOO MAD SO **STIP** OT!!!!

FOLKS IM JUST CLEANING UP THEINTERNET SO WE ALLCAN INJOY IT. IT.

THAT"LL LERN HIM.

(IM SORRIE IF I SCARD THE KIDS). (IM A NICE WON). (DAVE AKA RATBOY IS HTE MEAN WON) (SO DO"NT GET US CANFUSED). (THIS IS DAVID THE NICE WON SAYING BYE) (BYE). (BYE).

Again, and I'm getting picky here, you're not familiar with the definition of 'trolling'.

I see your point though. Ok. No more responses to that idiot's posts. I'm done.

In between sips from the bottle of cooking sherry, mist paused long enough to come up with this:

Mist, if you want for Ratboy to see any response to his postings, you have to be sure to add alt.tv.seinfeld back into the address...

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"All the tears, all the pain, all the water...It's like a 3-hour menstrual cycle, but without the breast tenderness."

• Cheri Oteri, from a "Saturday Night Live" skit about the movie "Titanic"

Over the hills and far away, Dave came out to play and said:

Hey! That's my line.

Not as long as YOU keep giving him the attention he wants.

Sure, your Majesty.

What would you like me to point?

Yep. You.

See dumbass. You're just keeping it rolling. Hope you're pleased.

--ML COMPTON-- Support these products now - CHICAGO!!! And just about everything it offers - especially its architecture! FUGAZI/SHELLAC/BLONDE REDHEAD "live in concert" CALIFONE "Califone" 22 PISTEPIRKKO "Eleven"