**RATBOY "DAVE" IS THE GROUP NAZI??????*****

May 26, 199814 posts by 7 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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Thread discusses whether a user should repost their biography about someone named David H, with minimal actual discussion and mostly irrelevant replies and signature quotes.

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HI.

SHUD I POST MY BIOGRAPHIE AGAIN IT HAS THE HOLE DAVID H STORY.

JUST SAY SO.

In between sips from the bottle of cooking sherry, DAVID H paused long enough to come up with this:

No, that's OK...I don't know of *anyone* here that would want to hear your "HOLE BIO"...

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On Wed, 27 May 1998, it was written:

LOLOL!!!

mist.

WEBMASTER: James Dean Is Not Dead http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/studio/4604

*"I am but mad north by northwest: * * When the wind is southerly I can * * tell a hawk from a handsaw" * * -Hamlet *

IT"S CAUSE OF MY MEDICNES. MEDICINES. PLEASE BE MY FREND.

DO"NT HATE ME LIEK THE OTHERS.

HI.

ITS ME DAVID.

IT"S CAUSE OF MY MEDICNES. MEDICINES. PLEASE BE MY FREND.

DO"NT HATE ME LIEK THE OTHERS.

HI.

ITS ME DAVID.

Would you at least mind not slandering me with every post? Sheesh. [email] (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)

WELL FURST ITS NOT SLANDER TO ASK A QESTION CASUE YOU CA"NT SINSOR A QUESTION SO THEIR"s NO PR OBLME AND I NO TH IS CAUSE IM A PRELAW STUDSENT AT DEKALB COMUNATEE C OLLEGE AND WILL GO TO HARVARD LAW AND BE A WALL STRET POWIR BROKRE AND I KNOW THESE THINGS.

BUT I;LL CUT A DEEAL WITH YOU IF YOU STOP YOUR CROSSPOSTS TO OUR UTOPIAN CHAT ROOM THEN ILL NOT PUT YOU IN THE SUBJECT OF MY CHATS OK DEAL?

PS: WHYU DID"NT YOU SAY A PRAYER FOR ICETAKER ARE YOU GLAD HE;S DEAD? PS2: SORRY BUT I THIKN THE CONSINSUS WAS THAT YES YOU WERE THE GROUP NAZI **IN MY OPININ** BUT IF YOU DO"NT LIEK THAT YYOU **KNOW** WHAT TO DO: BEHAVE, DAVE.

DAVID H wrote:

you've changed your major to pre-law?! what the hell am i doing playing 'doctor' with you if you're not pre-med anymore?!?!

sheesh... i feel so *dirty*!!!

aileen ([email])

[email] wrote:

I JUST SED THAT TO TIRCK HIM!!11! I"M RELLY PREMED SO I CAN STILL GIVE YOU THAT BREST EXAM YOU **PROMISED**.

PS THEIR IS SOME JERK IN BH90210 IMPERSONATING ME THEIR TOO!! HE EVN HAS MY NAME [email] AND HES TELLING EVRYWON HES ME.

IS"NT TAHT MEAN?

HE"S RIDING THE DAVID H WAVE AND STEELING MY GLORIIE. I"D LIKE TO DROP 10,000 TICKS ON HIS HOUSE.

You're the funniest troll I've ever seen. And talented, too. Most people can't type with their noses.

THANKS BUT I WA"SN;T TRYING TO BE FUNNIE THIS IS JIST THE WAY I AM OK SO AND BUT WE CAN STILL BE PALS CAUSE EVRYWON ELSE LAFFS TOO AT ME.

I WO"NT BE FRENDS WITH SOME WON HOO IS AS UGLY TALKING AS YOU CAUSE YOU SOU ND LIEK A MEAN W ON.

HI

I ALL READY EXPLAIN ED THAT MY CAP KEY IS STUCK AND THIS IS THE BEST I CAN DO SO THEIR.

BEOSIDES DO"NT BE SO SENSISTIVE AND S OMETHINGS ITS GOOD TO YELL. CAPITAL LEDDERS DOES"NT EQUAL MEAN SO THEIR.