Jerry's couch and supposed hygiene

S06E05 The CouchretroDec 4, 2005, 12:28 AM ET11 years later13 posts by 10 posters
🔥 Controversial

Fans debate whether Jerry's allowance of shoes on his couch contradicts his character's hygiene standards, with discussion of urban filth versus natural outdoor cleanliness.

13 posts
Alturas

Observation: If Jerry was truly into hygiene he'd never allow people to put their shoed feet on his couch, which happens in many episodes.

City sidewalks and floors are a repository for all kinds of crud brought down by gravity, covering shoe-soles with a film of spit, urine, grease, grime and unknown chemicals. Its presence may not always be obvious but just think about where you walk in a normal day. People almost never clean the bottoms of their shoes.

If you wear shoes inside your house (which I do for convenience) it's wise to keep them on the floor and keep everything else off the floor unless you plan to wash soon. I wouldn't sit on steps for the same reason, especially in an old apartment building with heavy traffic.

On the other hand, being out in nature seems fairly clean to me. Dirt and sand clean your shoes as you walk and you're usually away from industrial filth. The outdoors seems mostly self-cleaning unless you step on a pile or it's too muddy.

Alturas

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NooneAlturas

In article , [email] says...

Hey look ..You walk in to this city you got to expect things are gonna stick to your foot. You open in your car and Bing!! Condom.

daveNoone

"Noone" wrote in message news:[email]...

I ask that you all just bear with it.

dave

kileauadave

that is all heresay "dave" wrote in message news:tyAkf.4351$[email]...

sprtelkileaua

If Jerry was really clean he would never allow Kramer into his apt.

Ersprtel

"sprtel" wrote in message news:[email]...

Hey, he's the only guy I know who takes 30 minute showers!

Er

Uncle VinceAlturas

Alturas wrote in news:[email]:

I've seen Jerry do that a number of times. He'd sit on the back of his sofa and put his shoes on the sofa cushions. I thought that was an unsanitary thing for Jerry to do.

Don BoringUncle Vince

On 4 Dec 2005 15:30:53 -0800, Uncle Vince wrote:

You Germaphobe!

DB

TheNewsGuy(Mike)Uncle Vince

Why? You sit on the cushions. You don't eat off the cushions. Why put your bare feet on something people have their asses on? What's up with THAT?

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ErTheNewsGuy(Mike)

"TheNewsGuy(Mike)" wrote in message news:VnNkf.340$[email]...

You say you don't eat off the cushions, however, they CAN be used to hide pork chops and chunkies, which may or may not be consumed afterwards.

Er

daveEr

"Er" wrote in message news:[email]...

and don't forget to check for wallets!!

Uncle VinceTheNewsGuy(Mike)

"TheNewsGuy(Mike)" wrote in news:VnNkf.340$[email]:

Ohhhh! I'm not supposed to eat off the cushions. That would keep the lint off my chicken and the chicken grease off my couch cushions, eh?