Weirdest Kramer Idea?

What do you guys think? The roll-down tie dispenser, a periscope in the car(of course that was future Kramer), a make-your-own-pizza place, "Plan B"(removing the moisture-absorbers or whatever they're called from the garments in Pune(??) de Mayo, the butter shave(along with all over his body), getting rid of his refrigerator, staying in his shower the entire day, actually trying to fit into those jeans, stopping talking, etc. etc. What was the weirdest?

restaurant that only has peanut butter and jelly sandwiches...PB & J's.

Pen Cap Chew wrote in message news:piHN5.3127$[email]...

Pen Cap Chew wrote:

Levels - ... - and take your time in saying it and use your hands to show them.

                     KRAMER: I'm completely changing the configuration of the
apartment. You're not gonna believe it when you
                                       see it. A whole new lifestyle.

JERRY: What are you doing?

KRAMER: Levels.

JERRY: Levels?

                    KRAMER: Yeah, I'm getting rid of all my furniture. All of
it. And I'm going to build
                                       these different levels, with steps,
and it'll all be carpeted with a lot of pillows.
                                      You know, like ancient Egypt.

The Bro/Mansierre

On a reverse note...does anyone think the oil tanker bladder system is actually not a bad idea?

Pen Cap Chew wrote in message news:piHN5.3127$[email]...

It's not! DID YOU KNOW . . . that idea was featured in the Wall Street Journal during the final season when the episode came out saying that one of the writers either had the idea or heard of it from a friend who actually was trying to get financing for it. I'd search for it, but WSJ.com is a paid site.

Actually, if such a thing existed, I wonder how think the rubber membrane would have to be in order to work? Say the Exxon Valdez spill: Big rock punctures holes in single-bottom ship. Now picture that with a bladder system... wouldn't the big rock also puncture the rubber too, because of all the weight of the oil would make the rubber as non-pliable as the steel?

Jeff wrote:

Maybe there could be a 'buffer' zone of air, so actually have a bladder system inside of a larger bladder system. When the smaller one is full of oil it could only take up say 7/8ths of the outside bladder system. IF this outside system was a stronger rubber, it may decrease the impact on the inner bladder system. That's it! I'm applying for a patent.

Cassman wrote in message news:[email]...

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Good idea. I know a tall building you can use when you're testing it.

i think the reversed peekholes was best.---

Only wearing his clothes after they had been straight out of the drier and hot.. and then he goes to get the peta pocket for george and goes "thats a big oven" :)

"Pen Cap Chew" wrote in message news:piHN5.3127$[email]...

I've always loved future Kramer's periscope in the car idea. Could someone give an exact transcript of that conversation between him and Jerry. I remmeber most of it but can't remember certain things. "Why can't you make a higher roof?"

"Because it's a stupid idea to begin with. OK? It's STUPID!! IT"S STUPID!!!!"

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Pen Cap Chew wrote:

The Invitations =========== Daydreaming sequence set in Jerry's apt. in a probable future. Kramer pops in. They look a little older.

Kramer: Hey!! Buddy. I thought of a great invention for driving. A periscope in a car, so you can see

the traffic.

Jerry: (annoyed) How you gonna drive when looking through a periscope? Besides it's not a submarine

and there's no room for a periscope in a car.

Kramer: Huh! You make a higher roof.

Jerry: They're not making higher roofs.

Kramer: why can't you make a higher roof.

Jerry: Because it's a stupid idea. No one's gonna go for it. Don't you understand It's stupid ,stupid...

                    As Jerry slowly comes out of his doze he is about to cross
the street as a car comes to him at high
                    speed.

Jerry: .....Stupid , stupid.

Pen Cap Chew>>

Just wondering, is that from one of Nirvana's original names, or just a coincidence?

-Robb

"I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've been plenty busy." - Jim Anchower

Well, kind of. I actually just got it from the song of theirs, Pen Cap Chew. I just wish there was a better quality clip of it somewhere.

Tie the rope around me wrote in message news:[email]...

busy."

Thanks! I love that scene. I gotta find it in my tape collection.

The News Guy(Mike) wrote in message news:[email]...

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Sleeping for twenty minutes every three hours like Leonardo DeVinci. That and the homeless rickshaw pullers.

Pen Cap Chew wrote in message news:piHN5.3127$[email]...

Ketchup and Mustard in the same bottle?