TV guide hads published a special issue "Seinfeld Forever" which is a full size magazine. They give a description of every episode and also rate it. I typed up the titles, ratings and who wrote each one. Here's the list:
Season 1 Average 2.50
The Seinfeld Chronicles 3 LD,JS The Stakeout 2.5 LD,JS The Robbery 2 Matt Goldman Male Unbonding 3 LD,JS The Stock Tip 2 LD,JS
Season 2 Average 2.96
The Ex-Girlfriend 2.5 LD,JS The Pony Remark 3.5 LD,JS The Jacket 3.5 LD,JS The Phone Message 3 LD,JS The Apartment 3 Peter Mehlman The Statue 3 Larry Charles The Revenge 2.5 LD The Heart Attack 3 Larry Charles The Deal 4 LD The Baby Shower 1.5 Larry Charles The Chinese Restaurant 4 LD,JS The Busboy 2 LD,JS
Season 3 Average 2.86
The Note 3 LD The Truth 3 Elaine Pope The Pen 3.5 LD The Dog 2 LD The Library 3 Larry Charles The Parking Garage 3.5 LD The Cafe 2.5 Tom Leopold The Tape 3 LD,Bob Shaw,Don McEnery The Nose Job 3 Peter Mehlman The Stranded 3 LD,JS,Matt Goldman The Alternate Side 3 LD,Bill Masters The Red dot 4 LD The Subway 2 Larry Charles The Pez Dispenser 3 LD The Suicide 3 Tom Leopold The Fix-Up 4 Larry Charles,Elaine Pope The Boyfriend 3 LD,Larry Levin The Limo 3 Larry Charles,Marc Jaffe The Good Samaritan 2 Peter Mehlman The Letter 1.5 LD The Parking Space 1.5 LD, Greg Daniels The Keys 3.5 Larry Charles
Season 4 Average 2.66
The Trip, part 1 2 Larry Charles The Trip, part 2 3.5 Larry Charles The Pitch & the Ticket 2 LD The Wallet 2 LD The Watch 2.5 LD The Bubble Boy 3.5 LD, Larry Charles The Cheever Letters 2 LD, Elaine Pope, Tom Leopold The Opera 2.5 Larry Charles The Virgin 3.5 Peter Mehlman,Peter & Bob Farrelly The Contest 4 LD The Airport 4 Larry Charles The Pick 3 LD, Marc Jaffe The Movie 1 Steve Skrovin,Bill Masters, Jon Hayman The Visa 3 Peter Mehlman The Shoes 1 LD,JS The Outing 3.5 Larry Charles The Old Man 3 LD,Bruce Kirschbaum The Implant 3.5 Peter Mehlman The Junior Mint 3 Andy Robin The Smelly Car 1.5 LD, Peter Mehlman The Pilot 2 LD
Season 5 Average 2.71
The Mango 4 Lawrence Levy,Buck Dancer The Puffy Shirt 4 LD The Glasses 2 Tom Gammill,Max Pross The Sniffing Accountant 2 LD,JS The Bris 2 Larry Charles The Lip Reader 3 Carol Leifer The Nonfat Yogurt 2 LD The Barber 1 Andy Robin The Masseuse 3 Peter Mehlman The Cigar Store Indian 4 Tom Gammill, Max Pross The Conversion 3 Bruce Kirschbaum The Stall 2 Larry Charles The Dinner Party 3 LD The Marine Biologist 4 Ron Hauge,Charlie Rubin The Pie 3 Tom Gammill, Max Pross The Stand-in 2.5 LD The Wife 2.5 Peter Mehlman The Raincoats 2.5 LD,JS,Tom Gammill,Max Pross The Fire 3 Larry Charles The Hamptons 1.5 Peter Mehlman, Carol Leifer The Opposite 3 LD,JS,Andy Cowan
Season 6 Average 2.95
The Chaperone 2.5 LD, Bill Masters,Bob Shaw The Big Salad 2.5 LD The Pledge Drive 3 Tom Gammill, Max Pross The Chinese Woman 3.5 Peter Mehlman The Couch 2.5 LD The Gymnast 3 Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer The Soup 3 Fred Stoller The Mom & Pop Store 3.5 Tom Gammill, Max Pross The Secretary 2 Carol Leifer, Marjorie Gross The Race 3.5 Tom Gammill,Max Pross,LD,Sam Kass The Label Maker 3 Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer The Scofflaw 2 Peter Mehlman The Beard 3 Carol Leifer The Kiss Hello 3 LD,JS The Doorman 3.5 Tom Gammill,Max Pross The Jimmy 4 Gregg Kavat,Andy Robin The Doodle 2 Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer The Fusilli Jerry 4 Marjorie&Jonathon Gross,R. Hauge,C. Rubin The Diplomat's Club 2.5 Tom Gammill, Max Pross The Face Painter 3 LD,Fred Stoller The Understudy 3 Gross,Carol Leifer
Season 7 Average 2.33
The Engagement 2.5 LD The Postponement 2 LD The Maestro 1.5 LD The Wink 2 Tom Gammill,Max Pross The Hot Tub 2.5 Gregg Kavat,Andy Robin The Soup Nazi 4 Spike Feresten The Secret Code 3 Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer The Pool Guy 2.5 David Mandel The Sponge 3 Peter Mehlman The Gum 2 Tom Gammill, Max Pross The Rye 3 Carol Leifer The Caddy 3 Greg Kavat,Andy Robin The Seven 2 Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer The Cadillac 3 LD,JS The Shower Head 3 Peter Mehlman,Marjorie Gross The Doll 1 Tom Gammill,Max Pross The Friars Club 1 David Mandel The Wig Master 2 Spike Feresten The Calzone 3 Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer The Bottle Deposit 1 Greg Kavat,Andy Robin The Wait Out 2 Peter Mehlman,Matt Selman The Invitations 4 LD
Season 8 Average 2.27 The Foundation 2 Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer The Soul Mate 1.5 Peter Mehlman The Bizarro Jerry 3 David Mandel The Little Kicks 2 Spike Feresten The Package 1.5 Jennifer Crittenden The Fatigues 2.5 Gregg Kavat,Andy Robin The Checks 1.5 Steve O'Donnell,Tom Gammill,Max Pross The Chicken Roaster 1 Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer The Abstinence 2 Steve Koren The Andrea Doria 2 Spike Feresten The Little Jerry 3 Jennifer Crittenden The Money 2.5 Peter Mehlman The Comeback 1.5 Gregg Kavat,Andy Robin The Van Buren Boys 2 Darin Henry The Susie 2.5 David Mandel The Pothole 2.5 Steve O'Donnell,Dan O'Keefe The English Patient 1.5 Steve Koren The Nap 2 Gregg Kavat,Andy Robin The Yada Yada 3.5 Peter Mehlman,Jill Franklyn The Millenium 3 Jennifer Crittenden The Muffin Tops 4 Spike Ferensten The Summer of George 3 Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer
Season 9 Average 2.39
The Butter Shave 3 Alec Berg,David Mandel,Jeff Schaffer
The Voice 2.5 Alec Berg,David mandel,Jeff Schaffer
The Blood 2.5 Dan O'Keefe
The Junk Mail 1.5 Spike Feresten
The Merv Griffin Show 3 Bruce Eric Kaplan
The Slicer 1 Darin Henry,Gregg Kavat,Andy Robin
The Betrayal 2.5 David Mandel,Peter Melhman
The Apology 1 Jennifer Crittenden
The Strike 2 Alec Berg,David Mandel,Jeff Schaffer
The Dealership 3.5 Steve Koren
The Reverse Peephole 3 Spike Ferensten
The Cartoon 3 Bruce Eric Kaplan
The Wizard 1.5 Steve Lookner
The Burning 3.5 Jennifer Crittenden
The Bookstore Spike Ferensten,Darin Henry,Mark Jaffe
The Frogger Gregg Kavat,Steve Koren,Andy Robin,Dan
O'Keefe
The Maid Berg,Mandel,Schaffer,Kit Boss,Mehlman
The Puerto Rican Day Berg,Crittenden,Ferensten,Kaplan,Kavat,
Mandel,O'Keefe,Robin,Schaffer!
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