my idea

Jun 7, 199824 posts by 9 posters
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Poster suggests creating an alt.DAVIDH newsgroup to preserve discussions if alt.tv.seinfeld disappears, sparking mixed reactions and off-topic banter about other users.

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Stacey

I know there is some concern about this news group disappearing, the way I see it if we get stuck in the same Seinfeld debates, we could make it into the alt.DAVIDH news group. Tell me you don't think it would work...Never a lack for new discussions! Stacey

I love cooking my friends and leaving out commas.

DAVID HStacey

STACY YOR A NICE WON WHOT A GRATE IDEA ME DAVID H WITH MY ON CHAT ROOM!!!!111!!!

THAT SPINNING NOIS YOU HERE IS RATBOY ROLLING HIS EYES.

THANKS OLE PLA!!!

HI.

IT WAS ME THE REAL DAVID H. NOT THE FAK WON.

DaveDAVID H
Great. Another idiot. [email] replace EYE with I (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.) SeinFAQ http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/7217/faq.html
ML ComptonDave

Over the hills and far away, Dave came out to play and said:

Must feel nice knowing you're not alone, huh Dave?

--ML COMPTON-- Support these products now - TRICKY "Angels With Dirty Faces" GIRLS AGAINST BOYS "Freak*on*ica" AMON TOBIN "Permutation" STRANGULATED BEATOFFS "Beating Off All Over The World" http://www.seanpatricklive.com SHOWTIME'S "Armistead Maupin's More Tales Of The City" "All you need is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure." - SAMUEL CLEMENS (better known as Mark Twain)

DaveML Compton

Ho ho! Zing! You sure got me good there, didn't you?

Fool. [email] replace EYE with I (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.) SeinFAQ http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/7217/faq.html
ML ComptonDave

Over the hills and far away, Dave came out to play and said:

Yeah. I find it easy to "get" you trolls. You're all so predictable.

Sorry for the cliche, but it takes one to know one, doesn't it?

(You're the one who keeps answering these things, even after you claim that you're not going to anymore. So, who's acting the fool?)

Jeesh, what a gull-a-bull.

What a nin-cow-poop.

What a maroon.

Are you listening to me boy?

--ML COMPTON-- Support these products now - TRICKY "Angels With Dirty Faces" GIRLS AGAINST BOYS "Freak*on*ica" AMON TOBIN "Permutation" STRANGULATED BEATOFFS "Beating Off All Over The World" http://www.seanpatricklive.com SHOWTIME'S "Armistead Maupin's More Tales Of The City" "All you need is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure." - SAMUEL CLEMENS (better known as Mark Twain)

J. BuckleyML Compton

ML Compton wrote:

Think we can possibly take alt.tv.bh90210 out of all this silliness? All you have to do is delete it from the groups you're sending it to. Thanks.

J. Buckley "Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip and come on to the mothership"
DaveML Compton

So you're saying you don't really know what a 'troll' is, right?

Zing!! Again! What's next? "I know you are but what am I"?

You got any more from the PeeWee Herman Big Book of Insults??

Get over yourself.  Folks in this newsgroup know who's been here for
years and who just showed up.  They know who the Seinfeld experts are
and who the bullshit imposters are.  If not for the asshole who started
this whole crosspost crap, I'd never have had to know idiots like you
exist.  Go on and watch your MTV teenager soap operas and leave the
adults to their business.  Thank you.
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       (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)
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SMUgradDave

In between sips from the bottle of cooking sherry, Dave paused long enough to come up with this:

Hmmmm...thought you weren't going to respond to any more of DAVID H's posts???

**********

"Why don't you just click your heels three times and go to hell."

  • Erika Alexander, "Living Single"
http://members.tripod.com/~SMUgrad/index.html - stop by and sign the guestbook!
DAVID HSMUgrad

JUST GOSE TO SHOW YOU SMUGARD THE ENTER NET IS THE LAND OF A MILLION BROKKIN PROMISSES.

YOU KNOW SOME HOW SOMETHINK MAKES ME FEEL A LITTLE....OUT OF SINK NOT
SURE WHOT IT IS.  NOT FEELIN SINKED.  UNSINKED.   USED TO FEEL SINKED.
NOW, NOT SINKED.   SINKED.    UNSINKED.   SINKED.  UNSKINED.  WHOT OH
WHOT CULD THIS BEE.

DAVID H HI.

DaveSMUgrad

Fool around with semantics all you want. I was responding to Stacey's words. Besides, I've already sent/received mail to/from Stacey, and we've come to an understanding.

My own personal opinion is that it if wasn't for people like you, we wouldn't have people like David H. [email] replace EYE with I (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)
SMUgradDave

In between sips from the bottle of cooking sherry, Dave paused long enough to come up with this:

...and my personal opinion is that if it wasn't for people like YOU, DAVID H would have shriveled up and gone away a long time ago. Interesting that you should say the above about me, Dave...I bet that if you'd go back and look at all of DAVID H's responses/posts, you'd see that A LOT more are in response to you than to me (or anyone else, for that matter)...

**********

"Dear, we're not intimate. We just have sex occasionally."

  • Debbie Reynolds, "Mother"
http://members.tripod.com/~SMUgrad/index.html - Stop by and sign the guestbook!
DAVID HSMUgrad

OK THIS IS THE DEAL WITH AILEEN. SHE NEEDED SOM TIME OFF CAUSE OF SOME PRESONAL THINGS AND WON'TED TO GET AWAY BUT **NOT** FROM ME OK. SO I;LL BE LOYLE AND WAIT FOR HER TO COME BACK BU TONLY AS LONG AS I DO;;NT GET A BETTIR GIF FROM SOME WON ELSE HEY A GUYS GOTTA PLAY THE FELD.

HI THHIS WAS DIAVD H THE REAL WON.

DaveSMUgrad

[email] wrote:

Silly boy.  I don't read his posts.  I wouldn't have a clue about the
contents.  I just see a blur of all caps followed by a flurry of
dumb-ass responses.  Mine included.  I wish I'd never written the first
one.  Hell, I wish David's parent had never met.
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         [email]  replace EYE with I
       (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)
SeinFAQ http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/7217/faq.html
DAVID HDave

CAUSE OF MAY BE HE'S A DUMN WON. HAY DAVE AM I STIKING IN YOR CRAW? HEY DAVE YOU NEED TO BEHAVE OR YOU **KNOW** WHOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT!!!

DAVID HSMUgrad

WELL THOTS RONG SMUGRUB CAUSE SOME TIMES YOU CAN IGNORE SOME WON SO LOUDLY HE CAN HERE IT.

THIS IS THE PART WHERE SUMGRAD IS RITE CAUSE THIS DAVDE RATBOY GUY IS RONG AND HE;S NOT EVEN WONCE FUNNIE.

WHY OH WHY DOES HE HATE ME SO I;LL NEVR NO WHOT I DID TO DASIRVE ALL THIS HURT FULL NESS CAUSE THE INNTER TERMOIL THIS CAUSES IS MAKING ME SICK AGAN AND I NEED **NOT** REMIND YOU OF HOW IT MAKES ME SICK@@!!!!

HI. 'ADVID H;

ML ComptonDave

Over the hills and far away, Dave came out to play and said:

Well, personal opinions are often times wrong and you're living proof of that.

That statement coming from you is especially ironic considering that DAVID H has resonded to your foolishness many more times than to SMU, or even to me.

Get a clue, Dave, and shut up.

--ML COMPTON-- Support these products now - TRICKY "Angels With Dirty Faces" GIRLS AGAINST BOYS "Freak*on*ica" AMON TOBIN "Permutation" STRANGULATED BEATOFFS "Beating Off All Over The World" http://www.seanpatricklive.com SHOWTIME'S "Armistead Maupin's More Tales Of The City" "All you need is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure." - SAMUEL CLEMENS (better known as Mark Twain)

In between sips from the bottle of cooking sherry, [email] (ML Compton) paused long enough to come up with this:

Thank you, ML!

**********

"Dear, we're not intimate. We just have sex occasionally."

  • Debbie Reynolds, "Mother"
http://members.tripod.com/~SMUgrad/index.html - Stop by and sign the guestbook!

YOU TELL UM ML!!!1!!

DAVE/RAT BOY IS BENG A MEAN WON AGAN BY PIKKIG OM ME I WUSH HE;D JIST GO AWAY AND LEVE ME TO LICK MY WOUNDS OF WAR. THE HIRT PEOPLE, THE UDDER HIRT THAT THIS DAVE RATBOY GUY HAS CAUSED ME SUMTIMES I JUST DONN;T KNOW.

PLEASE PEOPLE WHO READ THIS **DONOT** HATE ME I **JUST** **WON;T** **FRENDS**. :-) !!!!111!!!

I MITE BE DUM BUT I A GOOD FREND AND A CLASSY DUDE. I HAVE SEVEN PARES OF UNDERWEHRE NOW AND I WASH MONTHLIE SO EACH IS RESYCKLED ONLY 4 TIMES NOW. I USED TO HAVE 2 THAT WHUR RESICKLYED 15 TIMES AND WOW DOES THAT TURN THE BABES OFF@@!!!

BUT I;M STILL AVALABLE GIRLS!!

HI. DAVID H. PS: ANY WON HAVE UPDATES ON ICEBREAKER I;VE BEEN CHECKING THE OBITS SO HE MUSTA PULLED THROO THE SURGRERY.

mpepDave

On Tue, 09 Jun 1998 10:39:50 -0400, Dave wrote:

and why would that be a good thing?

-Monica Peper

DAVID HStacey

WHO DAMMIT??!?!?!?! WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ALL WAYS TLAK INCODE AND I NEVR UNDRRESTAND LIEK WHAT DOES SKA MEAN????

UH OH ML WO;NT LIEK THIS!!!

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YOUR PAL DAVID H BY.

ML ComptonDAVID H

I have no idea who posted this. I just saw the "answer" from David H and never saw the original, perhaps because it was never posted in the Real World newsgroup in the first place. Oh well. I apologise to you, youever you may be.

I will also make a promise that this is the last time I allow any answer of mine to be crossposted like this. Origanlly, I was following through ONLY in my newsgroup, but David, The Ratboy convinced me to do otherwise. I'll resist the temptation when faced with stupidity like that in the future.

Of course I am. That's what happens when I get bored.

Welcome to MY world. I'll admit this. Someone has to be.

I'll clip the rest of your post because I agree about "Tales" obviously. But all of you really should do yourself a favour and see the original series if you only saw this new one. The new one is damn good, but the original was great.

As for my sig, just in case you ARE new to this particular newsgroup. Each and every new season, a few people post whining about my sig (and if you think it's long now, you should have seen it a few years ago!) Then I ask if people want the sig or if I should cut it. This usually starts a flood of email from people telling me how much they like the sig and it ends up staying the way it is. I've already received to letters telling me to keep the sig this morning and I haven't even asked yet. So I'm not even going to bother. If people don't like the sig they have the choice of not reading my posts or just killfiling me. But arguing about it is useless because its not going to change.

Plus, when people email me telling me that they tried out this or that from my sig and liked it, its just adds to my feelings of self importance and pompousity and you wouldn't want to take that little pleasure away from me now, would you?

Have fun with BH90210 and Seinfeld. I don't watch either show and I have no business here. And you can breathe a sigh of relief because you'll not see me here again, although I'm expecting some snide remarks from more than a few of you. As for those of you in Real World, let the show begin!

--ML COMPTON-- Support these products now - TRICKY "Angels With Dirty Faces" GIRLS AGAINST BOYS "Freak*on*ica" AMON TOBIN "Permutation" STRANGULATED BEATOFFS "Beating Off All Over The World" http://www.seanpatricklive.com SHOWTIME'S "Armistead Maupin's More Tales Of The City" "All you need is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure." - SAMUEL CLEMENS (better known as Mark Twain)

In article , [email] wrote:

<snipped ML's post for an important question>

I saw that this post was being cross-posted to alt.tv.bh90210, so I was hoping to get confirmation on the big rumor I heard about next year's *BIG* wedding.

Has anyone else heard that Donna marries Mr. Ed on a very special Christmas episode?

Your equestrian friend,

Ron

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Aaronblizzard

[email] wrote:

Are you sure?I thought Donna was going to marry eeyore.Oh wait Donnas the [email] mistake sorry.