The Pezzies

Mar 25, 1993, 8:28 AM ET4 posts by 3 posters
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Scott Simpson

Howdy guys,

Might I suggest we go all out on these favourite episode talks and invoke a multi-categoried field of excellence for "Seinfeld"?

I propose we start "The Pezzies", rival to the Emmys and the Oscars. People's Choice, Shmeoples Choice.

As for categories, I would suggest (among others):

o Best Episode o Best Verbal Exchange o Best Kramer "Moment" o Best Georgeism o Best Guest Star Appearance

(There are likely others, but this list is a start).

Each category would have a winner for each of the four years the show has been on. I'd assume we'd vote for the first three years now, then do the fourth year once this season is over, then do it next year for year 5, etc. In fact, I would group years one and two together so that there are a similar number of episodes to choose from, but that's not really important.

With the FAQ and the episode capsules, I myself don't have the time to conduct such a beast (maybe Andy has the time again?), so I can't do it. I'm just hoping someone, either on a.t.s. or "VI" will take the torch and conduct a fair and equitable contest to find this stuff out. I'm really curious.

Or, maybe this is a really terrible idea. Gimme a break-- I'm tired.

As a reference, here's how the years would stack up:

"Pilot", "The Stakeout", "The Robbery", "Male Unbonding", "The Stock Tip"

"The Ex-Girlfriend", "The Pony Remark", "The Jacket", "The Phone Message", "The Apartment", "The Statue", "The Revenge", "The Heart Attack", "The Deal", "The Baby Shower", "The Chinese Restaurant", "The Busboy"

"The Note", "The Truth", "The Pen", "The Dog", "The Library", "The Parking Garage", "The Cafe", "The Tape", "The Nose Job", "The Stranded", "The Alternate Side", "The Red Dot", "The Subway", "The Pez Dispenser", "The Suicide", "The Fix-Up", "The Boyfriend", "The Limo", "The Good Samaritan", "The Letter", "The Parking Space", "The Keys"

"The Trip", "The Pitch", "The Ticket", "The Wallet", "The Watch", "The Bubble Boy", "The Letter", "The Cheever Letters", "The Opera", "The Virgin", "The Contest", "The Airport", "The Pick", "The Movie", "The Visa", "The Shoes", "The Outing", "The Old Man", "The Junior Mints"

Just wasting time, Scott --- By day, [email], by night, rec.sport.hockey Ottawa Senators Contact TODAY'S .SIG: [Pay heed, for this quote/word/fact may alter your very being!] "(Chad) Erickson was a complete joke. He will never play for us again. The guy who drafted him should be dead." -- Cincinnati coach Dennis Derosiers )-> In case it's not obvious, BNR and I may or may not share these views. <-(

Derek W. TotenScott Simpson

In article [email] (Scott Simpson) writes:

[Stuff deleted regarding the proposed "Pezzie" awards...]

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Is this correct or is it a typo? Were there really two episodes with the same title? Wouldn't put it past them...

Derek

Derek Toten

Scott SimpsonDerek W. Toten

Nope. Just me being a typing non-God.

Sorry.

Later, Scott --- By day, [email], by night, rec.sport.hockey Ottawa Senators Contact TODAY'S .SIG: [Pay heed, for this quote/word/fact may alter your very being!] "(Chad) Erickson was a complete joke. He will never play for us again. The guy who drafted him should be dead." -- Cincinnati coach Dennis Derosiers )-> In case it's not obvious, BNR and I may or may not share these views. <-(

Profess'nal AgitatorScott Simpson

Aside from "The Nip" vs "The Pick" debate, I believe it should be "The Airplane" and you're missing "The Implant".

And of course, someone else brought up "The Letter"

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