Best lines by supporting characters

There are so many great lines by all four of the main characters, but I love some of the lines from the supporting players.

A few of my favorites:

Mickey (to Kramer): "We can't wear the same shirt ... We'll look like idiots!"

Monk (to Jerry and Elaine): "Tell your friend George, the next time I see him, I'm going to make him my own personal hand puppet."

The Wiz: "I'm the wiz, and nobody beats me."

The homeless guy - the "ain't got no green lantern (to Elaine .. ie... Lois Loan) "You're the bear claw in the trash can of my life."

Sidra (to Jerry) "They're real, and they're spectacular."

Lets hear some...

almost ALL of Puddy's lines in the episode "The Burning": "What do you care? You know where you're going."

E: "David, I'm going to hell, the worst place in the world. With the caves and the ragged clothing and the HEAT, my God, the HEAT! What do you think about all that?" P: "It's gonna be rough."

George's dad at festivus: "I got a lot of problems with you people!"

Newman responding to George regarding postal workers: G: "Arent they the ones that always come back with a gun and kill everybody?" N: "Sometimes."

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Plus Puddy's line in "The Butter Shave"

Woman: "David, you're so funny" Puddy: "Yeah, I know"

He's great for lines like that.

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Puddy to Jerry in 'The Dealership': "Coco! That monkey's all right! High Five!"

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Isn�t it That chimps's all right! (?)

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That's twice that they did that. In "The Maid", Kruger refers to George as "Koko the Monkey" when George is trying to be called "T-Bone".

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Just saw the episode "The Implant" earlier today and George is at the wake where he is the "Boyfriend" -- Timmy has a few great lines:

TIMMY: You double-dipped the chip! TIMMY: You dipped the chip. You took a bite. <points at the dip> And you dipped again. TIMMY: That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip - just take one dip and end it!

Awesome! Makes me laugh even though I've seen it at least 50 times Dan

http://www.geocities.com/tnguym/scripts/TheImplant.html <George walks over to the snack table as Timmy watches him from across the room. He takes a chip from the bowl, dips it, takes a bite, and then dips again. Timmy hurriedly comes over.>

TIMMY: What are you doing? GEORGE: What? TIMMY: Did...did you just double-dip that chip? GEORGE: Excuse me? TIMMY: You double-dipped the chip! GEORGE: "Double-dipped"? What are you talking about? TIMMY: You dipped the chip. You took a bite. <points at the dip> And you dipped again. GEORGE: So...? TIMMY: That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip - just take one dip and end it! GEORGE: Well, I'm sorry, Timmy...but I don't dip that way. <takes a chip.> TIMMY: Oh, you don't, huh? GEORGE: No. <dips the chip> You dip the way you want to dip...<bites the chip> I'll dip the way I want to dip. <dips the chip again.> TIMMY: Gimme the chip! <Grabs George and the chip goes flying.> Gimme the chip! <They struggle in front of the snack table.>

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