Off-topic thread where a user claims their identity is being impersonated on the newsgroup, with replies from others questioning the authenticity of various posts in the thread.
[email] wrote:
MONICA THAT WAS N"T ME THAT WAS A MEAN WON IMPIRSONATING ME HE FAKED THA HOHLE THING. MY IDEA WAS THE WON WITH THE TICKS AND THE IM POSTER SAID HE WAS GONG TO USE NERVE GAS. HONESTLY WHICH WON SOUNDS LIKE IT CAME FROM ME?????
IM STILL HEAR AND GONG NOWERE.
PS: I SAID ALL THIS EVN THOUGH I JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM JON AGAR SAYNG WHO CARES. SEE THE TURNOIL I HAVE TO DEAL WITH. I TRY AND SOLVE INTRERNATSIONAL PROBELMS OF NUCLUR WAR AND THIS IS THAT THINGS I GET SHHHEEESH.
HI. IT"S MEE YOUR PLA DAVID H. I SAID I WUD BE GONE FOUR SUM TIME ADN NOW I"AM BACK, OLNY TO FIND A GRUP OF IMPORTERS TRI-ING TO LOOK LIKE MEE. WHY DO ALL YOU MEAN WONS HAVE TO PICK ON YOUR PLA DAVID H??? ALL I EVER WANTED WAS FOR MEE TO HAVE FRENS ON THIS CHAT MACHEEN--BY THE WAY GRILS, I STILL WANT A GRILFREND AND AILEEN IF YOUR REEDIGN THSI I DO"NT MEAN WON WORD OFF IT!! I LIKE YOU AILEEN, YSOU SEND ME GIFFS OF YOUR HOOTERS AND I STILL WNAT TO MARRY YOU BUT I WUD LIKE TO GET SOM PRACTIS ON THE *WINK*8WINK*NUJJ**NUJK* IF YOU NO WHAT I MEAN. OKAY DO"NT BELEEVE THE HIPE, I AM THE REEL DAVID H. HI. I AM YOUR PAL. I AM THE REEL DEEL. YOU MEAN WONS SUCK.
YOUR PLA DAVID H
*******8888888*******SECRET MESSAGE FOR AILEEN8888AND NO WON ELES****888 NO WON ELSE NEEDS TO REED FURTHER88888888
AILEEN I WILL SEND YOU GIFFS OF MY 3 ENCH WANG TOMORROW
YOUR SEX TOY PAL DAVID H
ATTENSION THIS WON IS A FORGERY!!!11!!
THE PATH IS ATT NOT CO MPISURV SO THIS IS THE *FAKE* DAVID H NOT ME THE REAL WON!!!
THIS IS SUM GUY PARADING AROND THE ENTERNET AS **ME** SO DO;NT BE FOOLED BY THIS CHEEPER IMATAION.
THANKS YOUR *REAL* PAL DAID H
In article , [email] wrote:
Man, some people REALLY have too much time on their hands.
Kathy [email]
This reminds me of one of my all-time favorite movies: INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS. David H must have fallen asleep at his keyboard and then . . . .