*********88***DAVID H'S SENFELT EPISODE*******8*9******

*********88***DAVID H'S SENFELT EPISODE*******8*9******

START OPENING THEME SONG: BOP CHA BOPBOP CHA BOP BOP CHA....DU DU DU DU DUUUUU.

ENTER JERRY AND GERGE

JERRY: I JUST WO'NT TO BE YOUR'E FREND HOW COME YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A MEAN WON THATS ALL I WANNA KNOW CAUSE I VE KKNOW YOU SINCE WE WE'RE KIDS OK.

GERGE: IT WAS'NT MY FALT CAUSE I HAD A BAD DAY AT WORK CAUSE MY BOSS WHOSE A MEAN WON YELLED AT ME AND BUT CAUSE IT WAS'NT MY FALT EVEN TH OUGH HE KEPT STARING AT ME ALL DAY LIKE IT WAS MY FALT JUST CASUE THE COPY MACHINE BROKE WHEN I WAS STANDING BY IT AND I SAID I WAS'NT EVEN THERE CAUSE IT BROKE BEFORE I GOT THEIR AND THEN HE SAID I HAD HOLES IN MY STOREY CAUSE I JUST SAID I WAS THEIR WHEN IT BROKE.

JERRY: COPY MACHINES WHATS UP WITH THAT WHY DOES EVERY ONE NEED COPIES CAN YOU JUST DESCRIBE THE ORIGINAL TO SOME WON IS'NT THAT ENOUGH YOUD THINK.

GEORJE: THATS WHAT IT DOES IN A WAY IT DESCRIBES THE ORIGINAL TO SOME WON ELSE.

JERRY: IT WAS A JOKE GEORGE SO JUST CALM DOWN OK QUIT YELLIN LIKE A MEAN WON.

GEROGE: OH IT WAS A "BIT" FOR YOUR LITTLE SKITS.

JERRY: NO IT WAS'NT A BIT AND NO THEY ARENT SKITS ITS AN ACTS AND BESIDES SO WHAT IF ITS A BIT I GOTTA PRACTICE SOMETIME LIKE DOCTORS ARE ALWAYS PRACTICING WHEN DO THEY EVER GET IT RIGHT LIKE JANOKOWSKI OF THE SEMANOLES.

GERORE: DO'NT EVEN MENTION DOCTERS AFTER KENDRA TORE HIS ATL IN PRACTICE CAUES THAT COULD HAVE MNC IMPLICATIONS (WRITERS NOTE: MNC = MYTHICAL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP...ITS A LONG STOREY SO DONT ASK IF YOU ARENT IN RSFC).

ENTER KRAMER

KRAMAR: DID SOMEONE SAY KENDRA GIDDYUP HES A MACK TRUCK AND WILL CRUSH GATORS CAUSE STEVE SPURRIER IS A HOMO JERK THATS HOW COME HES CALLED VISER BOY AND PLUS HES A MEAN WON WHO SAYS STUFF YOU KNOW..

GORGE AND JERRY: IF HE GETS BETTER.

KRAMER: I WO'NT SOME FOOD CAUSE IM HUNGRY AND BUT DO'NT HAVE MY OWNFRIDGE OR FOOD,

JERRY: HELP YOURSELF.

ENTER JONATHIN GRAGHM

JON: ANYWON SEEN NEWMAN CAUSE I HAVE A HOMO CRUSH ON HIM AND WO'NT TO BE HIS LOVER.

JERRY: YOU JON ARE AN EVIL CROSSPOSTING CANADIAN TROLL SO GET OFF MY SHOW AND OOUT OF MY CHATROOM SO THERE I CAN BE MEAN WON TOO YOU KNOW. YOU THINK YOU OWN THE WHOLE INTERNET AND CAN KICK ;PEOPLE OFF JUST CUASE YUO DO'NT LIKE THEM AND MAKE THEM GET CRAPPY CO NNECTIONS THRU COMPPUSERVE THAT DO'NT EVEN GETT ALL THE CHAT MASSAGESAND MAILS UNLIKE MY FRENDS CONNECTION AT MINDSPRING DID SO THERE CUASE MINDSPRING WAS COOL BUT NOW I PAY $10 A MONTH CUAS OF YOU YOU TROLL.

ENTER ICEBREAKER

JERRY: HI ICEBRE3AKER SAY YOU WEREN'T THE WON WHO SUNK THE TITANIC WERE YOU.

ICE: YOU KNOW WHAT JERRY YOU ARE'NT EVEN FUNNY ANY MORE SO YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE OVER AND YOU SHOULD GIVE IT UP WHILE YOUR ON TOP LIKE YOUR BUDDY DAVID H.

KRAMER: GIDDY UP COWBOY!

ENTER ELANE.

ELANE: TURN ON THE TV I WO'NT TO WATCH REAL WORLD SO I CAN SEE WHO PUT THERE HOOHOO DILLY IN FLORAS CHACHA AND ALSO THE SEAN GUY FROM BOSTON IS HUNG LIKE A PAMPLONA BULL SO I WO'NT TO SEE HIS GROIN ON ROLLER SKATES.

GEROGE: NOONE EVER SAID I WAS HUNG AND I ALLWAYS THOUGHT I WAS BIG.

JERRY: I GESS THAT MAKES YOU AN UNHUNG HERO HAHAHA.

GEORGE: OH FUNNY MAN A NOTHER BIT?

JERRY: THEY AREN'T BITS MISTER DIGGLER.

***COMMERCEL BREAK******

PEPSI COMMERCIAL: HI IM ELLE MACFERSON A REAL PRETTY MODEL AND I DRINK PEPSIS COKE CAUSE ITS THE BEST ITS BETTER THAN SPRITES COKE AND DR PEPPERS COKE AND MOUNTAIN DEWS COKE AND SPECIALLY COKES COKE WHO ARE M EAN WONS.

AD FOR TONITE SHOW: JOIN JAY LENO AND HE WILL HAVE EDDYE GOOURMET, STEVE LAWARENCE, AND THE LOVELY AND TALENTED TOM ROONIE FROM RSFC CHATROOM.

****END OF COMMERCIAL******

THEME SONG: BOP CHA BOP BOP CHA

KRAMER: HEY THAT ROAD RULES IS COOL LETS TAKE NEWMANS POSTAL TRUCK AND GO ON THE ROAD WITH IT LIKE ROAD R OULES.

JERRY: OH *THATS* A GREAT IDEA THATLL NVER WORK.

ELANE: WILL SEAN THE HUNG WON BE THEIR.

KRAMER: YES MISS SKANK THE HUNG WON WILL BE THEIR.

JERRY: WELL THATS THE END IT WAS A SHOW ABOUT NOTHING HEY LETS WATCH REAL WORLD TO SEE WHO PLUT TTHERE HOOHOO DILLY IN FLOARAS CHACHA.

THEME SONG: BOP CHA BOP BOP CHA

******************THE END****888*********************

Excellent, but not posted to enough groups.

David H wrote:

somehow ROFLMAOPIMP doesn't even *begin* to cover it!!!

I'm sorry, but this was very funny.

I hope David H doesn't consider me one of the "mean wons" but there is no such thing as Pepsi Cokes or Mountain Dew Cokes. Coke is a brand name just like Pepsi is a brand name and Mountain Dew is a brand name. They are all sodas. All Cokes are sodas but not all sodas are Cokes.

Becky G Becky's Def Leppard Spot http://beckyslepspot.com

How far north do you live Becky?

Jon

Jon Enslin wrote in message ...

just

all

Hey, that's not a northern thing! We called all soda pop just plain 'pop' (I grew up in Michigan). Coke is Coke, Pepsi is Pepsi, Dr. Pepper is Dr. Pepper, etc., etc. When I lived in North Carolina, everything was Coke or soda.

Brad

Michigan is not north? News to me.

Jammer Jim Roberts-Miller

Jimmy A. Roberts-Miller wrote in message ...

wrote:

Huh? I was saying in the north we called it 'Pop', not Cokes or sodas - I was disagreeing with the post.

Not sure what you mean by your question...read all the posts again, you seem confused.

Brad

In article , "Brad Dancer" wrote:

Maybe in *your* North. I've done a fair amount of research on this topic, and I can tell you that west of Johnstown, Pennsylvania, it's called "pop". East of that, it's called "soda". Johnstown, for the record, is somewhere between State College and Pittsburgh.

The sad part is, I'm serious.

Chris Grovich wrote in message ...

Everyone's got to have a hobby! East of Johnstown, I would consider part of the East, not the north. In the east and on the eastern coast, most people do say soda. Here in DC people call it a million things, I haven't heard a general consensous.

Except the Big Ten brought Penn State more money than its ever seen!

Brad

In article , "Brad Dancer" wrote:

In DC and everywhere south that I have been all sodas were usually referred to as COKE. I do it and all my friends do it. Going to get some CountryTime Lemonade, Ben

[email] wrote in message ...

referred to

I've heard a few people here call them Coke, but most people I know in DC call it soda or pop.

Brad

Brad Dancer wrote in message ...

I'm from central Indiana and it's all been Coke to me. My husband's family is from Ohio--they call it Pop.

jen, who buys Dr. Pepper when she gets a coke

Exactly! Alison

I am now studying in Ohio...I'm originally from the Boston area. I keep telling folks around here that "pop" is the guy who married my mother! Alison (soda-not pop...bag-not sack...lollipop-not sucker!)

Alison Rubin wrote:

since we've digressed to the subject of regional expressions, does anybody else say "down the basement" as in "i'm going down the basement to do the laundry" or "if there's a tornado, you should go down the basement." not down *to* the basement, or down *in* the basement, just "down the basement"!

[email] wrote in message ...

No, I would say I'm going to the basement.

Let me ask this, my wife grew up in Indiana and never heard the (commonly used in Michigan) phrase "country mile".

Brad

I grew up in Central Indiana knowing what a "country mile" is. I also know that you're supposed to drive down the middle of country roads (unless there's a car approaching from the other direction, of course.) My grandpa and uncles were all hog farmers--I might not have been so "learned" otherwise.

jen

Ask Marion Berry ...

<<JPW>>

Jim Weeks wrote:

ROFL! was that cocaine coke, or heroin coke or marijuana coke?!

Not a unique phenomenon in this "SENFELT" thread...

"Brad Dancer" wrote:

i grew up in michigan too, brad -- and i still haven't figured out why they called Vernors "ginger ale"! it doesn't taste anything like any *other* kind of ginger ale...

You know, call me a "mean won", but even if this kid is joking (which I think he is), he must be mentally challenged to take the time to annoy everyone with his stupid little rants about absolutely nothing. Get a life.

**********8**R2D2 ONLY****************

DO"NT LISTEN TO HTIS MEAN WON R2 HI ITS ME YOUR CHAT PAL STEVE H. HES OVIOSLY DUMN SINSE YOU ALREDY GOT A LIFE OR ELSE YOUD BE DEAD AND YOUR NOT DEAD SINSE YOUR ON THIS CHAT ROOM. BUT AND SO BOP CHE BOP DU DU DU DU DU THAT"S WHAT I THINK THE MUSIC SHULD BE FOR YOUR EPISODE. ON TIME ME AND MY FRENDS GOT TOGEHTER AND SAID WHO IS LIEK WHO ON SENFELD AND I WAS ELANE AND MY ROOMATE WAS JERY. BUT WE DID"NT DO IT LIKE THEM WE WERE JUST EXPERIMINTIGN AND I"M NOT BYPOLAR ITHER SO GIRLS IF YOUR CUTE! DO"NT WAIT ACT NOW I"M CUTE! AND AVALIBLE AND I GOT VERY LITTEL CREDIT CARD DET JUST A DOLLOR OR TO.

YOU CHAT PAL STEVE H.

Steven Christopher Huntsman wrote:

THANKS OLD  PLA!!!!!11!!!!!

"Stupid little rants about absolutely nothing" . . .hmmmmm. Doesn't that sound an awful lot like _Seinfeld_? Or _Friends_? Or any number of other similar shows?

Not that I'm trying to insult the show, really; I usually find it pretty funny. But what, really, happens in any of these shows? Nothing. People hang out. That's pretty much it. I think your description of David H.'s script is pretty telling, actually.

-c

I live in the south. I live in Kentucky, right on the border of Kentucky and Tennessee. BTW, we call it pop. My parents moved to Missouri about 10 years ago and out there they call it soda.

Becky G Becky's Def Leppard Spot http://beckyslepspot.com

Jon Enslin wrote:

Headlines: DAVID H. RETURNS IN TOP FORM. Competitors slink away sheepishly. Critics rave!

The reviews are pouring in:

" **** " -- The New York Times

"Two thumbs up! WAY, WAY up!" -- Siskel & Ebert

" . . . count it among the Wonders of the World . . . " -- The National Inquirer

"A milestone in Dadaist achievement . . . " -- Art World

". . . . Monks used to induce hallucinations through self-flagellation; the welts would become infected and the pus would contaminate the bloodstream, affecting the mind with visions. The visions were then assayed as emanating from the mind of God. I think this post is the product of the same or a similiar practice." -- Psychology Today

". . . . Sir, I said step out of the car. Sir, put both hands where I can see them, and step out of the car. Sir, don't make me have to tell you again. . . ." -- Atlanta Police Department

Alric Knebel wrote:

THANKYOU TANKYOU I JUST WANTTO SAY IT WAS GREAT WORKING WITH JERRY SENFELT CAUSE HES SO GENERUS YOU KNOW ID GO VISIT HIM IN HIS TRAYLOR AND HED SAY HAVE SOME FREE FOOD BUT PLEASE DO'NT PICK YOR NOSE OK CAUSE IM NOT A MEAN WON I JUST DO'NT LIKE JERMS YYOU KNOW OK.

I MITE JUST RIGHT A NOTHER EPISODE TOO BUT T HIS TIME IT MITE ADDRES AN IMPORTANT SOCIAL ISSUE LIKE GAY SEX IN BATHROOMS **NOT** THAT THEIR IS ANYTHING RONG WITH IT BUT WONCE I WAS "DOING MY DUTY" AND THINKING ABOUT MUSIC AND TAPPING MY FOOT AND THEN I LOOK DOWN AND THERES THIS HOLE INT HE STALL WALL AND THIS MANS MOUTH OPEN AND I THEN SEE THIS NOTE SAYING TAP FOOT FOR BJ AND REALISE IM TAPING MY FOOT AND I FREEK OUT AND RUN OUT WITHOUT ZIPPING UP.

AND AT SCHOOL THEIR ARE ALLWAYS PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK IN AT ME AND AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS CAUSE THEY KNEW I WAS HUNG BUT THEN IREALIZED THEY DID'NT KNOW THAT THEY WERE JUST SICK IN THE HEAD **NOT** THAT THEIRS ANYTHING RONG WITH THAT AND WONCE I WALKED INTO THE BATHROOM AT THE GYM TO "DO MY DUTY" AND THEIR WAS SOMEWON IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR PLAYIN WITH HISSELF **NOT** THAT THEIRS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT TOO.

SO NOW IM THROWING AWAY ALL MY GORGE MICKAEL RECORDS **NOT** THAT THEIRS ANYTHING RONG WITH THAT CAUSE I DO'NT MAKE GOOD FRENDS TO PREVERTS. ANYWON WHO SHAKES HIS ASS LIKE THAT ON TV HAS TO BE A SICKO ANYHOW **NOT** THAT I THINIK THATS RONG OR SICK OR ANYTHING ITS OK REALLY I MEAN ITS OK TO INSERT HAMSTERS INLESS YOUR THE HAMSTER.

YOUR PLA, DAVID H.

Dave wrote in message ...

Oh, I think we all know they're intentional, but sometimes he's still funny, I have to admit. (I could do without the caps)

Brad

Once upon a time, in a land far away, Dave told this fairytale:

Thank you. Please stop crossposting.

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"The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it." - TRUMAN CAPOTE

LIEK A COLOSUS OF YOUR RITE?

WHAT A PISSER. HTIS FOUNTAN OF CRAP BELOGS IN A URNAL.

YOUR CHAT BUDDY STEVE H.

Stevie, I have no idea what this means, or what it could even remotely mean. Can you help us out, Stevie? Get your hands away from your face. We already told you that even though you hide behind your hands, we can still see you. Now put your hands down.

Okay, Stevie. Don't make us get the doctor. Calm down, or we'll send you to your room. Are we having a bad day? Your invisible cobbler friend isn't telling you to steal shoes again, is he? Did you take your medicine? When ever he tells you to do things, the first thing you need to do is tell a nurse and ask her for some more medicine. You didn't hide it under your tongue again, did you? Open up. Open up wide. Let me see. Let me see. That's a good boy. Well, I don't see anything in there. Well, you're being just a Mister Poo-poo Face just 'cause you want to, aren't you? Okay, just because of that, you don't get any dessert to night. And it was your favorite, Cocoa Pebbles. We were even gonna let you hold the box so you can find look for the prize while you read the back. And you wanna know what else we were gonna do? We were gonna take your rectal temperature, with the BIG thermometer, and you know how much you like that, don't you? But, no, you had to be a sour puss. Well, I hope you've learned something, young man. _____________________________________________ Alric Knebel [email] _____________________________________________

My cousin say's that smoking crack is pretty cool.

Michael John Pfeffer

In article , [email] wrote:

YEAH THIS WAS A GOOD WON B UT I LIKED THE ONE WHWERE JERRY STUMBL:ES IN THE STEEM ROOM AND LOOSES HIS BALENCE AND ANYWAY HE FALLS AGAINST JOHN BLAKES' BREASTS AND FIND OUT THEIR DEFINITLY REAL WONS EVEN THOGH THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE FAKE WONS. OH YEAH AND THEIRS A HILAROUS SUBPLOT ABOUT BRYAN BOZWORTH AND TODD GAK AND SOME STEERIODS.

^^^^^^^^^

UH RATBOY, IF THAT IS YOUR **REAL** NAME, YOU MISPELLED "HIERARCHY" ABOVE. SO HIT THE BOOKS, STUDY HARD, AND **THEN** I CAN DISCUSS THESE THINGS WITH YOU AND INTIL THEN JUST SHUT UP OK SO DO'NT BE SUCH A MEAN WON CAUSE NOONE WILL LIKE YOU; ;NOT EVEN JERRY SENFELT YOUR HERO WHO WOULD PROBERLY .HATE YOUR GUTS TOO FOR BEING SUCH A MEAN WON TO ME..

YOUR PLA, DAVID H

I must be the only won who enjoys David's posts...they crack me up.

kas (spraying myself generously with flame retardent}

)>> Here's another review. His posts are crap. All caps, and