****SIGNFELL EPISODE BY ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK*****

Mar 7, 2002, 2:09 PM ET61 posts by 11 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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****SIGNFELL EPISODE BY ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK*****

DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOOOOO! BOP CHH BOP CHH BOP-BOP-BOP CHHHHH BOOOOM! TSSS! BOOM-BOOM! TSSSS!! (LOL?)

ELAINEEKA: DIS SHOW ABOUT NOTHIN! I CAN'T GET NO COOCHY-COO!

ACH: HUSHUP WOMAN! I TRYIN' TO TAKE CARE OF BIDNESS OVER HERE COOKIN UP THIS CRACK!

ELAINEEKA: HURRY UP YOU FOOL!

ACH: DONCHU CALL ME NO FOOL!

ELAINEEKA: YOU MY BABY DADDY!

ACH: I AIN'T!

MC-KRAMER: YOU IS!

GEORGE COSTANZBRO: LEAST IT AIN'T ME! IT'S NEVER ME! I DON'T EVEN KNOWS IF MY GUYS CAN SWIMS OR NOT!

BANG-BANG-BANG!

ACH: ITS DA COPS! JUMP OUT THE WINDA! RUN! RUN!

NEWBOY: NO, I AINT NO COP! I BE NEWBOY!

ACH: NNNNNNNNNNNNNEWBOY! I KNEWS IT!

NEWBOY: HELLLLO ALONZO.

ACH: HELLLLO NEWBOY.

NEWBOY: YOU OVERCOOKING IT.

ACH: HUSHUP OR I'LL BASH YOU DADBURM FATASS HEAD IN!

ELAINEEKA: ALONZO, I GOTS TO KNOW YOU PHONE NUMBER.

ACH: FOE OH FOE. SIS. FHEE. SIS. FOE. SIS. NIE. FIE. WAIT. FOE. OH. FOE. SIS. FOE. FIE. NIE. FOE. SIS. SIS. FOE.

ELAINEEKA: YOU FOOL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU OWN PHONE NUMBER!

ACH: HUSHUP BITCH I'M TRYIN TO COOK DIS UP!

GEORGE COSTANZBRO: YO, ALONZO. THE JERK STOE CALLED. THEY ALL OUTTA *YOU*!

ACH: AND THE SKANK-HOE STOE CALLED....THEY ALL OUTTA YO MOMMA!

MC-KRAMER: YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE HAVE TO SLEEP ON A TRAMPOMOLINE.

ACH: YO MOMMA *IS* A TRAMPOMOLINE!

DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOOOOO! BOP CHH BOP CHH BOP-BOP-BOP CHHHHH BOOOOM! TSSS! BOOM-BOOM! TSSSS!! (LOL?)

Good day, good day, and how do you do? This is Alonzo Crafonzo Hamhock talking to you.

On Thu, 7 Mar 2002 19:57:47 -0500, "Big Red Shark" said:

Thank you. I didn't know how to pronounce it when i was reading it in my mind.

Davemarcialt.tv.seinfeld

I finished reading it and I still don't know.

Hi marci. How's Mr. Hole?

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marciDavealt.tv.seinfeld

On Sat, 09 Mar 2002 10:05:08 -0500, Dave said:

He's fine, thank you. I'm pretty sure he still thinks you're a jackass though. Let me get back to you.

And how are you, my friend?

Davemarcialt.tv.seinfeld

That news comforts me.

That news distresses me.

Please.

Never better.

Well, once.

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±Davealt.tv.seinfeld

When do you decide to try a new sig?

Here, I made one for you:

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Dave±alt.tv.seinfeld

I *****LOVE*** IT. (<-- Yes, I amare that there is an asymmetry there, if you're one of the OCD 'counters' then just deal with it. eleven, twelve, thirteen.)

As to the graphical content, I think there may be a few too many emmms around the headal and footal areas. I mmmmmay have to do somm@mmme fine tuning.

And I found sommmmmmething quite intriguing in the crotchal area. If I (last time I'm using the repeated 'm' motif) mmmmmmay direct your attention:

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Now, I've always considered myself a Jungian, and I've always thought Freud was a drug crazed sex freak, but I do have to wonder if, on occasion, one or another of his theories might actually be considered potentially valid. (Good luck with all THAT.)

Anyhoo,

As a gestrure of good will, I take back 143 of the 179 bad things I ever said or thought about you, and will now honor you by christening this new .SIG in my response to you, the genius creator.

Without further adoo...

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±Davealt.tv.seinfeld

That's sick.

What type of shoes did your mom wear when you were toddler?

I'll be checking to see that you're using it.

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Dave±alt.tv.seinfeld

Brown ones.

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±Davealt.tv.seinfeld

No wonder.

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marciDavealt.tv.seinfeld

On Sun, 10 Mar 2002 19:42:30 -0500, Dave said:

I think he was having some trouble coming up with new adjectives to describe himself in his name line. Can you think of anything?

PRIVATE TO MR HOLE ONLY:

So, if I was to call you on the phone and ask you what you thought of Dave, what would your reply be?

Oh well, just take some tums and sit still, the discomfort will pass. Or, get the latest issue of Rolling Stone and hang out near the bathroom.

Still working on it. I hope you'll understand, it's been a lazy Sunday.

Some people were wondering where you were in rec.arts.tv. I didn't know what to tell them though.

Do tell!@

Davemarcialt.tv.seinfeld

appelidagious?

Out of a pure respect for your wishes of privacy, I did not read this.

But I too would like to know his reply.

Um, not the gastric sort, the anxiety riddled kind!  Sill ysilly
marci.   (<---  That was actually a real typo.  Sometimes my right thumb
gets ahead of the other fingers.  I know its only job is to mash the
space bar, and I know that's one of the most important keys, I men, you
cn do without just bout ny key on the keybord nd still get your point
cross, but without space bar you're illegible nd unredble, but sometimes
it has a mind of it sown. (<--- okay, that one was intentional. :-)
(<--me, smiling)))))   (Yeah, more asymmetry.  Deal with it, counters.
twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six.)

Such a tease. That's one of the things I love about you.

Make that, well, twice.

This one time someone made me a new .SIG.

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±Davealt.tv.seinfeld

It becomes you.

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Dave±alt.tv.seinfeld

It becomes me.

It.

Becomes me.

Is that a gradual process like a transmogogrification of sorts, or does it happen suddenly like in the middle of the night or when I'm driving to work? Should I be worried? Does it hurt? A lot? Should I take something? I've been eating St. John's Worts lately, but it's been tough getting John to keep playing with the toads and such and I don't know why they have to be **his* Worts anyway, what's wrong with the other St.s and what makes his so special? His diet maybe? Maybe eating what St. John eats is better than eating his Worts, I dunno.

Sigh. I'm just concerned with it becoming me too quickly and if it hurts is all.

And what was so wrong with appelidagious anyway?

OH! And I never realized our friends at alt.fan.mrclean are tuning in. Hi everyone!

I've always held that the Mrclean citizenry were *the** finest people in Mrclea, even if they were missing a vowel.

Time to go. It's 9:30 and I haven't had breakfast yet. Do I cook eggs and toast or just pour a bowl of Frosted Flakes[TM]? Tough call. I'd go with the Flakes[TM] ordinarily, but I just got some new T-Fal pans and I haven't 'road tested' them yet.

Eggs it is. Bye.

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±Davealt.tv.seinfeld

Either I'm in some alternative universe or you've kidnapped the real Dave.

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Dave±alt.tv.seinfeld

Nah, man. It's all me. Only a few ounces heavier due to the eggs. I put a little milk in 'em as I was scrambling them, they come out really fluffy that way. And the new pan is AWESOME!! Get this. Wanna know what I cleaned it with? NOTHING! There was absolutely nothing left in the pan whatsoever, not a single detectable drop of residue. I ran it under water for a second just out of habit, but I can see how this stuff is really going to cut down on clean-up time. T-Fal kicks ass!! (Note: I have not been reimbursed by the fine folks at T-Fal in any way in return for this endorsement.)

Yes, it's a happy morning at the ratboy homestead.

Hey, �, have you seen my website? The link is down there at the bottom of my new signature file.

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±Davealt.tv.seinfeld

When did you take up smoking weed?

It's lovely.

Is that you that figured out the bass riff tablature?

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Dave±alt.tv.seinfeld

Are you a narc? You have to tell me if you are cause I saw it in a movie once.

Nah, I bought it at one of those mega bass riff tablature shops that keep popping up in strip malls across the country.

Who do they think they are Startbucks?

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±Davealt.tv.seinfeld

Yes, surrender all of your pot.

Cum Shots 2?

Just another Jack-Off-In-The-Crack.

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"Dave" wrote in message news:[email]...

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ALONZO says...

COOCHY-COO!

HERE COOKIN

DON'T EVEN

WAIT. FOE. OH.

NUMBER!

THEY ALL OUTTA

MOMMA!

TRAMPOMOLINE.

Alonzo Crafonzo

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pass.

thumb

you

sometimes

It only hurts for the first minute or so. Then, it feels good.

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marciDavealt.tv.seinfeld

On Tue, 12 Mar 2002 22:45:35 -0500, Dave said:

He says he misses you and he wants you to come home to his open arms (but not his open legs, that's something you will have to work on together).

i do that all the time. i am just mostly too lazy to correct my incorrect space barring.a

Well now, we're coming up on the end of Thursday. I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.

huh? so where wer eyou?

i liked it. it looks a lot like you.

Davemarcialt.tv.seinfeld

I can't believe you. Poligyze, but I can't.

Our relationship had always been emotionally based, not physically. I'm appalled (only a little bit though, and it's not entirely unenjoyable) that he would court me with tempting promises of the flesh.

Doesn't he know it was his mind all along, not his four bitten fruits?

Or maybe it was my fault. Sending out the wrong vibes and such.

You'll *have* to ask him for me for permission to read the postings that were not meant for me in order that I may gain keen insight into his thought processes and yours and so I don't have to say I can't believe you ever again. (Not that I can't believe you ever again, I mean that I never again have to say I can't believe you. Phew.)

Please.

I'll even use the word 'beseech' if it'll help.

LOLOL!!!1! Thank you for sharing the experience.

Tell them I miss them too. Well, many of them. Some. The Cap't mostly.

...Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher. I pursued and she withdrew, and she pursued and I withdrew. And so we danced. And I burned for her...

Sick. How did he know??

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marciDavealt.tv.seinfeld

On Sat, 16 Mar 2002 09:25:51 -0500, Dave said:

okay, i have no idea what you said, but i'll tell him. (p.s. if you're going to post to me on an early saturday morning, please use small words and short sentences, thanks.)

do you feel like we're bonding now, or what???!!!!

Sorry, I don't talk to them. I just read from time to time when I am realllllllllllllllllllly bored.

do you ask your doctor about the burning feeling?

HE CAN SEE INTO YOUR COMPTUER!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!

Davemarcialt.tv.seinfeld

Beseech beseech beseech.

(For good measure)

Sure do. Who knew what would grow from such awspicious beginnings.

You said you didn't know what to tell them and when I told you what to tell them you told me you don't talk to them!

STOOP PLEEIN' WIT ME *HEAD*, WOMAN!!!!!

I suppose maybe I'll head over there and see what's what.

Don't tell them I'm coming, I want it to be a surprise. Thanks.

*snap* Gonhorrea!

Nu-uh. It's got a dark plastic case.

And it's nowheres near a window besides.

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marciDavealt.tv.seinfeld

On Mon, 18 Mar 2002 22:09:54 -0500, Dave said:

I got the beeseeeched part, it's the rest I dint git.

Apparently not even Mr. Hole.

I don't think they like me over there. And THEY DONT EVEN KNOW ME!!!!!!

NO SPEAKA ENGLESE?

Don't worry. I won't make this my introductory post. Or maybe I will.

Can't you get a shot for that?

no, dummy, he has won of those thingys that can see you from inside your computer screen across the global internet.

marci wrote in message news:...

Since we on Usenet have lost so much over the past year I have grown weary of petty feuds; and since we on UseNet are inundated with so many uninspiring posters I've grown to appreciate Dave Ratboy, and whatever it is that he does. Tell Dave Ratboy that I'm now willing to open my arms (though not my legs) and welcome him into the fold. Also, ask him when he will be moving back into aft-s; perhaps his presence will finally give me something to do.

Marci, don't tell him how desperate I am... we'll keep that between you and me.

&& Mr. Hole

On 14 Mar 2002 12:22:50 -0800, [email] (The Peccant

THIS PART IS STILL PRIVATE TO MR HOLE ONLY:

hi hole,

hello my friend, how are you? and how are the dogs?

i will pass your invitation to ratboy along to him. i've also found that sometime in the midst of the time he was gone, i grew fond of his rat ass. i hope we can all be friends.

anyway, what have you been up to?

okay, bye.

marci

marci wrote in message news:...

Ginger Dog was fixed on Monday, (I can't belive she's already 7 months old) the Doc said she couldn't go for walks for 10 days, but after 2 she was back to running around breaking things. I take her out for short 10 minute jaunts. Still she's going stir-crazy. Thankfully, she isn't licking the scar on her belly, you don't want the stitches coming undone; Max the Wonder Dog would lick at his wounds for days and days! He'd take all the fur off and then keep going, many a time we had to put the lampshade collar around his neck to prevent him from harming himself further. I'm glad there's none of that this time. Ginger Dog must have a high pain threshold.

I changed car insurance companies! I'm saving $150 a month now!!! Now I can afford to order those paint-by-numbers sets!!!

&& Mr. Hole

The Peccant Rejuvenator Mr. Hole wrote in message news:[email]...

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Crafonzo

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OH my GOD. Look out, World. Mr. Hole drives.

On 15 Mar 2002 14:35:48 -0800, [email] (The Peccant

Both of my cats were a little dopey the night we got them fixe,d but the next day, they were jumping and playing like nothing had happened. (you owuld think they'd notice their nuts being gone or something)

Thankfully, she

I fell bad because I want to laugh at those dogs when I see them with those cone things on, but I don't want to hurt their feelings.

I'm glad there's none of that this time.

What kind of Ginger dog is Ginger Dog?

geico? was the gecko there?

Wavy Gmarcialt.tv.seinfeld

marci wrote in message news:[email]...

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Alonzo Crafonzo

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Where were their nuts?

SoapyWavy Galt.tv.seinfeld

"Wavy G" wrote in message news:4aAk8.4913$[email]...

to

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We usually dry them and make necklaces.

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Soapy wrote in message news:a6uji7$gq8$[email]...

thought

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Huh? They get them back, don't they?

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"Wavy G" wrote in message news:OmAk8.4922$%[email]...

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Yeah, the necklaces are for them.

marciWavy Galt.tv.seinfeld

On Sat, 16 Mar 2002 04:50:08 GMT, "Wavy G" said:

probably in the garbage at the vet clinic.

Wavy Gmarcialt.tv.seinfeld

marci wrote in message news:[email]...

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What were the cats doing dangling them over a garbage can?.

his

SoapyWavy Galt.tv.seinfeld

"Wavy G" wrote in message news:XMQk8.97$[email]...

adjectives

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and

willing

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happened.

Isn't that what you do?

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Soapy wrote in message news:a70m2l$mmo$[email]...

Peccant

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fold.

his

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but

No. Do *you* dangle your nuts over a garbage can, Soapy? See what a dumb question that is.

days

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SoapyWavy Galt.tv.seinfeld

"Wavy G" wrote in message news:AIRk8.131$[email]...

Peccant

was

anything?

have

with

Ratboy,

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for

something)

Yes, but only when I eat them. It's less messy that way.

him

fond

now!!!
Wavy Gmarcialt.tv.seinfeld

marci wrote in message news:[email]...

Peccant

adjectives

so

and

willing

his

between

months

2

happened.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Dumn. I'm Wavy G.

On 19 Mar 2002 10:35:39 -0800, [email] (The Peccant

I will make sure to pass the message along.

Did I tell you that there's a foot and a leg of a dead bird in my driveway? and no matter how hard it's rained and the wind has blown, it's STILL THERE????

Oh this is so sweet. Like a Kodak� moment only it's written and stuff so you can't take a picture although I suppose a screen print would work or I could just cut and paste but it wouldn't capture the moment in quite the right way and anyhow this sentence is quite long enough and it's probably not a bad idea to consider maybe bringing it to a close but I can't seem to figure out how to get it done.

I didn't read that.

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Here's a blast from the past (for all the people that wonder of the legend of the Rat Boy):

From: Dave 
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons,alt.tv.frasier
Subject: Dean is a piece of shit, I was right all along.  (was: Re:
****RESIST THE URGE TO TYPE RUSSELL B'S VANITY FROUP NAME WRONG
WHEN   CROSSPOSTING!!!!!!1!**** (was Re: Does anyone remember when
Ratboy's   posts were worth reading? (was: Re: Resist the urge to
respond to   crossposts.))))
Date: 08 Apr 2000 00:00:00 GMT

Simpsons fans who approved of Dean Humphries' brand of bullshit, have a quick look at how the bullshit cascade king has spending his time. Crosspost trolling the shit out of half a dozen newsgroups, and that's just this thread. I've snipped alt.simpsonds.snuh and alt.snuh, as these are the groups he uses as his base from which to disrupt other newsgroups. What a guy. I doubt this will change how many of you feel about him, but you're not the ones I posted this for, so feel free to ignore it. You others, you know exactly why I did it. I feel very vindicated.

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Dave±alt.tv.seinfeld

� wrote in message news:...

There was no call for dredging this up. I think you did this to be hurtful, and just as I was making my best attempts to play nice too.

I'm going to have to seriously rethink the last few weeks, and reconsider the weeks to come.

No .SIG

[email] (Dave) pulled a "Crafonzo" by saying

Whatever will Ratboy do?

Good day, good day, and how do you do? This is Alonzo Crafonzo Hamhock talking to you.

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK wrote in message news:[email]...

Jesus, I hope he doesn't mean he's going to kill himself because of this.

(But wouldn't that go down in history as the *ultimate* boom.)

"Wavy G" pulled a "Crafonzo" by saying

I don't think he can do that. It's in the Seinfeld FAQs: "Thou shalt not kill thyself."

Good day, good day, and how do you do? This is Alonzo Crafonzo Hamhock talking to you.

LOL!

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� pulled a "Crafonzo" by saying

Thank you for acknowledging my kick=ass post.

Good day, good day, and how do you do? This is Alonzo Crafonzo Hamhock talking to you.

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

Didya ever wonder why there's an expiration date on sour cream?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Do I get my own slice of life sitcom now?

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Write lots of nasty stuff that we can at first raise an arched eyebrow at and then laugh.

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±Davealt.tv.seinfeld

Hmmmmmmm.

Trole.

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Captain InfinityDavealt.tv.seinfeld

In Dave wrote:

Dave, you've been interacting with immature morons who are trying to drag you down to their level. Back up slowly and walk the other way.

** "Captain Infinity" ..."Mrmee. Mrmee. Mrmee. Mrmee." --"Repent, Harelequin!" Said the Ticktockman

"Captain Infinity" wrote in message news:[email]...

                                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This part only applies to Hero.

marciDavealt.tv.seinfeld

indeed!

stay though, and get to know Wavy a little better. you'll wonder why you didn't get to know him sooner. maybe he'll even write you a poem.