****SIGNFELL EPISODE BY ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK*****
Mar 7, 2002, 2:09 PM ET·61 posts by 11 posters·alt.tv.seinfeld
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Thread discusses a nonsensical parody post written in offensive dialect mocking the show's characters and format, with replies expressing confusion about its content and pronunciation.
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I *****LOVE*** IT. (<-- Yes, I amare that there is an asymmetry there, if you're one of the OCD 'counters' then just deal with it. eleven, twelve, thirteen.)
As to the graphical content, I think there may be a few too many emmms around the headal and footal areas. I mmmmmay have to do somm@mmme fine tuning.
And I found sommmmmmething quite intriguing in the crotchal area. If I (last time I'm using the repeated 'm' motif) mmmmmmay direct your attention:
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Now, I've always considered myself a Jungian, and I've always thought Freud was a drug crazed sex freak, but I do have to wonder if, on occasion, one or another of his theories might actually be considered potentially valid. (Good luck with all THAT.)
Anyhoo,
As a gestrure of good will, I take back 143 of the 179 bad things I ever said or thought about you, and will now honor you by christening this new .SIG in my response to you, the genius creator.
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Out of a pure respect for your wishes of privacy, I did not read this.
But I too would like to know his reply.
Um, not the gastric sort, the anxiety riddled kind! Sill ysilly
marci. (<--- That was actually a real typo. Sometimes my right thumb
gets ahead of the other fingers. I know its only job is to mash the
space bar, and I know that's one of the most important keys, I men, you
cn do without just bout ny key on the keybord nd still get your point
cross, but without space bar you're illegible nd unredble, but sometimes
it has a mind of it sown. (<--- okay, that one was intentional. :-)
(<--me, smiling))))) (Yeah, more asymmetry. Deal with it, counters.
twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six.)
Such a tease. That's one of the things I love about you.
Is that a gradual process like a transmogogrification of sorts, or does it happen suddenly like in the middle of the night or when I'm driving to work? Should I be worried? Does it hurt? A lot? Should I take something? I've been eating St. John's Worts lately, but it's been tough getting John to keep playing with the toads and such and I don't know why they have to be **his* Worts anyway, what's wrong with the other St.s and what makes his so special? His diet maybe? Maybe eating what St. John eats is better than eating his Worts, I dunno.
Sigh. I'm just concerned with it becoming me too quickly and if it hurts is all.
And what was so wrong with appelidagious anyway?
OH! And I never realized our friends at alt.fan.mrclean are tuning in. Hi everyone!
I've always held that the Mrclean citizenry were *the** finest people in Mrclea, even if they were missing a vowel.
Time to go. It's 9:30 and I haven't had breakfast yet. Do I cook eggs and toast or just pour a bowl of Frosted Flakes[TM]? Tough call. I'd go with the Flakes[TM] ordinarily, but I just got some new T-Fal pans and I haven't 'road tested' them yet.
Nah, man. It's all me. Only a few ounces heavier due to the eggs. I put a little milk in 'em as I was scrambling them, they come out really fluffy that way. And the new pan is AWESOME!! Get this. Wanna know what I cleaned it with? NOTHING! There was absolutely nothing left in the pan whatsoever, not a single detectable drop of residue. I ran it under water for a second just out of habit, but I can see how this stuff is really going to cut down on clean-up time. T-Fal kicks ass!! (Note: I have not been reimbursed by the fine folks at T-Fal in any way in return for this endorsement.)
Yes, it's a happy morning at the ratboy homestead.
Hey, �, have you seen my website? The link is down there at the bottom of my new signature file.
Our relationship had always been emotionally based, not physically. I'm appalled (only a little bit though, and it's not entirely unenjoyable) that he would court me with tempting promises of the flesh.
Doesn't he know it was his mind all along, not his four bitten fruits?
Or maybe it was my fault. Sending out the wrong vibes and such.
You'll *have* to ask him for me for permission to read the postings that were not meant for me in order that I may gain keen insight into his thought processes and yours and so I don't have to say I can't believe you ever again. (Not that I can't believe you ever again, I mean that I never again have to say I can't believe you. Phew.)
Please.
I'll even use the word 'beseech' if it'll help.
LOLOL!!!1! Thank you for sharing the experience.
Tell them I miss them too. Well, many of them. Some. The Cap't mostly.
...Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher. I pursued and she withdrew, and she pursued and I withdrew. And so we danced. And I burned for her...
okay, i have no idea what you said, but i'll tell him. (p.s. if you're going to post to me on an early saturday morning, please use small words and short sentences, thanks.)
do you feel like we're bonding now, or what???!!!!
Sorry, I don't talk to them. I just read from time to time when I am realllllllllllllllllllly bored.
Since we on Usenet have lost so much over the past year I have grown weary of petty feuds; and since we on UseNet are inundated with so many uninspiring posters I've grown to appreciate Dave Ratboy, and whatever it is that he does. Tell Dave Ratboy that I'm now willing to open my arms (though not my legs) and welcome him into the fold. Also, ask him when he will be moving back into aft-s; perhaps his presence will finally give me something to do.
Marci, don't tell him how desperate I am... we'll keep that between you and me.
On 14 Mar 2002 12:22:50 -0800, [email] (The Peccant
THIS PART IS STILL PRIVATE TO MR HOLE ONLY:
hi hole,
hello my friend, how are you? and how are the dogs?
i will pass your invitation to ratboy along to him. i've also found that sometime in the midst of the time he was gone, i grew fond of his rat ass. i hope we can all be friends.
Ginger Dog was fixed on Monday, (I can't belive she's already 7 months old) the Doc said she couldn't go for walks for 10 days, but after 2 she was back to running around breaking things. I take her out for short 10 minute jaunts. Still she's going stir-crazy. Thankfully, she isn't licking the scar on her belly, you don't want the stitches coming undone; Max the Wonder Dog would lick at his wounds for days and days! He'd take all the fur off and then keep going, many a time we had to put the lampshade collar around his neck to prevent him from harming himself further. I'm glad there's none of that this time. Ginger Dog must have a high pain threshold.
I changed car insurance companies! I'm saving $150 a month now!!! Now I can afford to order those paint-by-numbers sets!!!
On 15 Mar 2002 14:35:48 -0800, [email] (The Peccant
Both of my cats were a little dopey the night we got them fixe,d but the next day, they were jumping and playing like nothing had happened. (you owuld think they'd notice their nuts being gone or something)
Thankfully, she
I fell bad because I want to laugh at those dogs when I see them with those cone things on, but I don't want to hurt their feelings.
On 19 Mar 2002 10:35:39 -0800, [email] (The Peccant
I will make sure to pass the message along.
Did I tell you that there's a foot and a leg of a dead bird in my driveway? and no matter how hard it's rained and the wind has blown, it's STILL THERE????
Oh this is so sweet. Like a Kodak� moment only it's written and stuff so you can't take a picture although I suppose a screen print would work or I could just cut and paste but it wouldn't capture the moment in quite the right way and anyhow this sentence is quite long enough and it's probably not a bad idea to consider maybe bringing it to a close but I can't seem to figure out how to get it done.
Here's a blast from the past (for all the people that wonder of the legend of the Rat Boy):
From: Dave
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons,alt.tv.frasier
Subject: Dean is a piece of shit, I was right all along. (was: Re:
****RESIST THE URGE TO TYPE RUSSELL B'S VANITY FROUP NAME WRONG
WHEN CROSSPOSTING!!!!!!1!**** (was Re: Does anyone remember when
Ratboy's posts were worth reading? (was: Re: Resist the urge to
respond to crossposts.))))
Date: 08 Apr 2000 00:00:00 GMT
Simpsons fans who approved of Dean Humphries' brand of bullshit, have a quick look at how the bullshit cascade king has spending his time. Crosspost trolling the shit out of half a dozen newsgroups, and that's just this thread. I've snipped alt.simpsonds.snuh and alt.snuh, as these are the groups he uses as his base from which to disrupt other newsgroups. What a guy. I doubt this will change how many of you feel about him, but you're not the ones I posted this for, so feel free to ignore it. You others, you know exactly why I did it. I feel very vindicated.