What would you think if...

May 28, 199610 posts by 7 posters
🤯 Prediction Never happened

Susan will return and marry George, or Jerry will get married in the upcoming season.

Fans discuss what would happen if Susan returned and married George, or if Jerry got married, with most skeptical that the show would deviate from its usual pattern of subverting expectations.

10 posts
Dennis L. McArthur
         What would you think if the Season Premiere actually had Susan
    come back some clever way and marry George? And Jerry really does
    get married?
        What we want to happen, or expect to happen the next season
    seldom does.
        But what if it did? How would we react then?

Just a thought.

  • Dennis

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It would be kind of funny if next year's season began with George waking up next to Susan on the morning after the first night of their honeymoon, realizing it was a only a dream. He, of course, would see her and scream, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" to which she would wake up and say, "Were you having a nightmare?" and he would reply, in a way that would be obvious to us, the viewers, that he was lying by saying, "Yes! I had a nightmare that you were dead!". Then, of course, she would closely "ear-to-ear" hug George saying, "There, there. It's okay. I'm not really dead." to which you would see the disappointment on his face.

Something along those lines would be funny, but I don't think that it will happen...

-tim :) [email]

If that happened I would instantly reevaluate my belief in science's preeminence over God and join the Christian Coalition. Its not going to happen, so GO DARWIN!

"Things wil never so bad that we cannot defeat the Italians." Emperor Franz Josef, 1859

None of your predictions have come through yet, why should you ruin a perfect zero percent record.

<None of your predictions have come through yet, why should you ruin a perfect <zero percent record.

Actually, you're exactly right. I'm betting against Susan in hopes that I'll lose. I'm fairly certain, though, that this time I'll "win."

"Things wil never so bad that we cannot defeat the Italians." Emperor Franz Josef, 1859

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I didn't realize ole JCS was a fan!

[email] (Darwin Teague) wrote:

The question is, does that make you a little nervous?

Monty

"A cigar may be just a cigar, but Lanie, now she's a smoke." -- W.T. 'Doc' Pfefferle, PhD.

<The question is, does that make you a little nervous?

<Monty

Actually, I was referring to Charles Darwin, the evolutionist. As for Monty's remark, it doesn't deserve comment.

"Don't you worry Mr. Simpson. I've argued in front of every judge in this state, often as a lawyer." Lionel Hutz

[email] (JCS21212) wrote:

I think everyone knew that. It was pretty clear in the context of the original message, Jimbo.

But that IS a comment. To be honest though, you aren't the first one that's ever pointed that out. Apparently, I say many things that don't bear repeating or deserve comment.

In this case, however, if I were Heidi, I'd hire about a half a dozen body guards. And if I were president Clinton I wouldn't appear in public any more.

Monty

"A cigar may be just a cigar, but Lanie, now she's a smoke." -- W.T. 'Doc' Pfefferle, PhD.
says...

If that happened, I would think it was pretty lame and I would seriously consider not watching it ever again.

Seinfeld tried a bold new approach and I hope they don't fall back on a boring done-to-death dream thing (Dallas, Newhart, Married with Children, yawn). Why can't you people just get over it! Susan's gone, let her rest in peace -- move on with your lives. George with Susan was more boring than pathetic George-who-can't-get-a-date and gets caught by his mother holding his johnson. (Oh by the way, nobody really died, remember?)

Debbie ([email]) Dallas, TX