Gainfully Employed
Jerry : So George how's the new job? George: The new job? Jerry : Yeah the new job? George: Did I say I had a new job? Jerry : You told me you had a new job. George: I never said I had a new job? Jerry : I distinctly remember you saying you had a new job. George: Nah, I never said that. You must be mistaken. Jerry : Ok George. Drop it. End of discussion. You never said it. George: I may have said I had a job but a new job no way. Jerry : New job, old job what's the difference? George: A new job would imply that I was unable to keep any one job for an extended period of time. Like a vagrant, a bum, a transient. George: Is that what you think of me Jerry? Jerry : I never said that! George: You never said it but you thought it. Jerry : What are you now a mindreader? Is that your new job? George: Let's just drop the whole thing. End of discussion. Jerry : End of discussion. { Jerry walks pass George. } Jerry : Is that perfume I smell? George: How should I know? Jerry : I smell perfume. George: Are you saying I'm wearing perfume? Jerry : I just said I smell perfume. George: Why would I be wearing perfume? Jerry : Are you wearing perfume? George: Just a little. Jerry : Why would you be wearing perfume? George: I sell Avon. Jerry : You do what? George: I sell Avon. Jerry : Girls sale Avon, Little old ladies sale Avon, Men don't sell Avon! George: I do. Jerry : So what does that make you? The worlds first male Avon Lady? George: Go ahead laugh at George the Avon Lady. Jerry : Don't mind if I do. {Fights back the tears} Jerry : My first question is how did you get started? {Still laughing} Jerry : Has it been a life long amibition of yours to sell Avon? George: My parents threatened to throw me out if I didn't do something? Jerry : Selling Avon was the best you could do? George: I had to do something. I couldn't find a job anywhere. Jerry : But selling Avon. Come on. Men don't even buy Avon. George: Well, I've got doors to knock on and perfume to push. See ya Jerry. Jerry : Hey, before you go let's see what you've got? George: You're kidding? Jerry : No, show me your merchandise! George: Really? Jerry : Yeah, I was just kidding Avon Lady. {George laughs and heads out the door...} {Kramer enters seconds later...} Kramer: Did George just leave? Jerry : Yeah. He's selling Avon. Kramer: I know. He forgot my order. Don't you just love their lotions. {Runs after George}
The End.