The funniest line in seinfeld

In the same episode (who put cookies in his mouth?)..George bursting into the kitchen with all the racket from the street in the background "help me! help me!"

Here is a line said by all four:

These Pretzels are making me thirsty

My vote for funniest line:

"You're sooo good lookin'"

from the episode when George says "God Bless You" to Elaine's friend at dinner, whose husband gets mad and then she ends up having an affair with George.

"The Good Samaritan"

But I don't want to be a pirate!! Mike

Kramer: They're screwing with your mind

Jerry: Why would a junior high school want to screw with my mind?

Kramer: Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy a pack of batteries?

And of course "I don't wanna be a cowboy!" I love when Jerry whines!

From: "Kenny Roger's Chicken" or whatever it was called.

Auditor:"Miss Bennis, the hat you charged was sable, this ones made of nutrea."

Elaine:" Well, that's a kind of sable."

Auditor":No, that's a kind of rat!"

Elaine":That's a Rat Hat?!!!"

Auditor:"And a poorly made one- even by rat hat standards."

The funniest lines in Seinfeld ever was when Jerry talked about how he hated children that had pony's. Then his great aunt or something says that as a little girl she had a pony. The best line came after she left and Jerry says:

"I didn't know she had a pony!!Who figures an immigrant is gonna have a pony?"