Favourite Seinfeld quotes

May 13, 2002, 3:40 AM ET12 posts by 11 posters
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Fans share their favorite quotes from Seinfeld, including classic lines from the Soup Nazi, The Glasses, The Yada Yada, The Understudy, and The Marine Biologist episodes.

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peter_parker

hey,

I just wanted to find out some of your favourite quotes from the show. I guess that most people would say "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" (soup nazi)

Someone has mentions this but one of my favs is "can I have one of those please madam" (The glasses)

Also the one where the priest asks Jerry "does it offens you as a jewish person that the dentist is making jewish jokes?" and jerry then says "No, it offends me as a comedian!!!"

Georges comeback is also a classic don't you think.

Bahareh2001npeter_parker

I LIKE THE UNDERSTUDY EPISODE WHEN ELAINE MEETS PETERMAN FOR THE FIRST TIME AND SHE STARTS TALKING LIKE HIM. (ELAINE:THIS INNOCENT SHIRT IS MADE OUT OF SILKY SOFT ITALIAN COTTON, RELAXED FIT, MADE FOR EVRYDAY ACTIVITYS AND THATS WHAT MAKE THIS SHIRT INNOCENT.)

davepeter_parker

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"You mean it shrinks ?"

dave

DAVID CUDDYdave

"like a frightened turtle"

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Mike Adamspeter_parker

"I'm the Bad Boy, (a beat) I've never been the Bad Boy" "peter_parker" wrote in message news:[email]...

SpyderMike Adams

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby"

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crispeter_parker

i always liked george's responses after The Jimmy episode..."George is VERY angry!"

Jerry after he sees george in sweatpants "So by wearing sweatpants, you're pretty much telling the world 'I've given up and I want to be comfortable'" or something to that effect.

Of course, Elaine's "GET OUT!" with a push is a classic.

Noonefilm_fan_1

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Reminds me of another similar reply from The Switch:

GEORGE: If only something like that could happen to me.

JERRY: Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either.

GEORGE: I know.

M Tamezpeter_parker

The all time classic has to be George saying, "I was in the pool!"

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