Fave Kramer moment

Favorite Kramer moment:

...Running down the middle of a street carrying a Risk game!

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... Noticing that Jerry is driving to the vet.

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When he came back from the beach with the sand all over him. That and the seizures from ET.

-Robb

"Some girls are crazy, Just listen to what I have to say about it. You gotta watch out for the beautiful ones." - NFG

what about the episode where Kramer is interrogated as a possible serial killer and cracks up :)

... Well they kept ringing' the BELL! ...

...telling Jerry about married life...

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There are just so many. I really can't decide. But here are some of my favs:

-Kramer trying to get the sand off after going to the beach

-Kramer at the bar in "The Sniffing Accountant"

-Kramer talking to Jerry about how marriage is prison

There are so many more moments that I just don't have time to list.

His very funny physical reaction after asking Elaine how her date was with Phil Totola, and she tells him, "He took it out".

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I think it was kind of the same reaction after he saw what Poppie did to Jerry's new couch :-) Another great Kramer moment.

Ramsey.

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Two Kramer moments tie for first place in my book:

1) In the Kenny Rogers Roasters episode... Jerry: "You've got a little problem." Kramer: "Oh, I've got a big problem!"

2) When he's trying to get Elaine's medical chart... The whole scene, really, but the best part: Receptionist: "I see. And what clinic was that again?" Kramer: (mumbling) "That's correct." R: "Excuse me?" K: "Er, the Hoffermeindorfneuer Clinic in Belgium." R: "Oh really?" K: (slightly panicky) "The Netherlands?"

It's a scene rather than a moment, but I think my favorite is his Merv Griffin performance.

His anti-mail campaign, culminating in a confrontation with the postmaster general, would be second.

What episode was this in? This must be one of the very few that I've missed.

laura

"Why is this dummy wearing a bucket on his head? "Because we're blind to their tyranny." "Then shouldn't YOU be wearing the bucket?" "Yeah, move along Betty!"

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When he says :

"A story like that, it's got to be true!"

His "Stop the tape now" on the bus tour and his appartment talk show

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What's the deal with those tapes ? Why do they have that "Stop the tape now"-thingy? Just wondering...

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I have two: enduring the "red menace", and modeling for Calvin Klein.

"His buttocks are *sublime*!"

Free coffee for the rest of your life and.... "I'll take it!!"

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Poor guy, if he had only listened a little more....... (XXXxxx)

The frozen yogurt episode, when he comments on Elaine's weight.

You've put on five... maybe TEN pounds!

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Some of my favorite Kramer moments are:

-How he acted with the Jerry's girlfriend from the bookstore.

• When he came into Jerry's apt. and said, "Who wants to have some fun??"

-When ever he does stand up for Jerry.

-The bus story when he was trying to get the toe to the hospital.

Later, Jeff

When Kramer asked Jerry if he could store all those chairs and baloons in Jerry's apt. ( for a year) for the millinium party.

   Jerry: "These balloons are not going to last that long"
   Kramer: "Oh, these are my everyday balloons"

(Not verbatum)

When he asked Jerry if he can store that huge bag in his refrigerator.

   Jerry: "You don't have a refrigerator, do you Kramer?"
   Kramer: "Not here, no." (Then walks out the door)

When he feeds Rusty the Horse Bulk Beef-A-Roni prior to taking George's almost In-laws on the Horse Carriage Ride thru the Park...and then when Rusty starts breaking wind...his expressions. Classic!

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Some more that I thought of:

-Kramer with the guy(forgot his name) at the eyeglass place--"You wouldn't even have any teeth if it wasn't for me taking you over to Joe's Fruit Stand and stuffing CANTALOPE down your throat!! But so much for gratitude! Yeeeeah!! Yeeeeah!"

-Kramer doing stand-up Jerry: "What's the deal with politics? I don't get it! Am I right, people?" And then that stupid smile. Still makes me LOL

-Kramer talking about mousse: "Mousse! I moussed up!...You know, I should've done this years ago. I mean, I feel like I've had two lives--my pre-mousse and now I begin my post-mousse. I mean, tell me...Have you ever seen a better looking guy?"

-Kramer going really slow on his way to his lawyer. He's all crouched down behind the steering wheel: "Well, go around me ya bunch of crazies! You maniacs are gonna get us all killed!"

-Kramer and Jerry's discussion on whether they'd rather get hit by an oncoming car or get hit in the head by an air conditioner that fell out a window:

Kramer: "I'd rather take one in the head...like I did in '79"

Jerry: "You were living in the village then, right?

Kramer: "......I don't really remember"

-Kramer on the carpet sweeper:

Kramer: "I don't want a carpet sweeper! They don't do anything!"

Newman: "It gets my rug clean."

Kramer: "The carpet sweeper is the biggest scame perpetrated on the American public since one-hour martinizing!"

Newman: "Well, you should take a look at my rug, then!"

Kramer: "I wouldn't set foot in your house!"

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Those expressions were like he's actually smellin somethin foul....and not acting

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Hi All, My favorites are when Kramer is concerned about having low sperm count and has to wear boxes; Kramer: How do you wear these things? I'm flippin' & floppin'

Then he decides not wear any underware; Kramer: That's right I'm out there Jerry and lovin' every minute of it

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Gotta be the ep. that starts with Kramer when he is in Jerry's house alone impersonating Jerry's standup. "What's the deal with politics?" and then he's on the phone with some guy "oh yeah, well why dont you come up here and..." and shoots to Kramer terrified, trying to hold the door shut from the guy who actually came up!

Also, what about when the four of them are at the counter, and Kramer mistakenly hears that Neuman died. He says to elaine "Hey elaine, you hear about neuman." "No what?" His face was so hilarious I almost wet myself. He's a genius!

My favorite Kramer moment was when he stole the Merv Griffin Set out of the trash and set it up in his living room. Kramer pushed the person in the head seat into the second chair whenever someone came over.

When he does the double take in The Outing when Jerry says he is mid thirties and lives alone too.

_Late_ thirties.

Nitpickingly yours

On Fri, 22 Sep 2000 15:23:27 -0400, "The News Guy(Mike)" wrote:

Trevor Smithson wrote:

You are correct: ============================== Kramer: Aaaah! Enough lying! The lying is through! C'mon, Jerry, the masquerade is over. You're thin, late thirties, single...

Jerry: So are you...

Kramer: Yeah--

Thought I'd add my tuppence worth: -when he became addicted to Kenny Roger's Roasters chicken -when he thought he heard creeping in the night while he was in bed. The look of deranged fear on his face!!

Suzanne

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"You've got a little problem." "Oh, I've got a *BIG* problem, Jerry!!!!!"

Yeah, an excellent Kramer moment. :-)

Well, that Mr Marbles is one scary doll. ;-)

I was thinking of the same thing, but I believe she was actually referring to a different episode where Kramer thinks a burglar was trying to break into his apartment (Morty was "exercising" in the hallway).

Wasn't that the one where he then had to go sleep with his girlfriend, even though she had the "jimmy legs"? And they end up sleeping in separate beds at the Cosatanza's, acting like an old married couple? I love how Kramer's "That was all right" was first said about the sex, and later about a glass of water. :-)

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Yes that's the one but wasn't he scared because he* thought* it was Mr Marbles?

Suzanne

No...A direct quote from Kramer is..."What,Mr. Marbles? He's harmless." He said that to Jerry in the Kenny Rogers ep. Jerry was sleeping in Kramers apt. and the doll freaked "Jerry" out.

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[email] (John Twernbold) wrote:

Yeah, I think you're right. Although "The Chicken Roaster" still contains one of my Kramer favourites. When Kramer first suggests that he and Jerry swap apartments, and Jerry (sarcastically) suggests he could sleep in the park, so that Kramer could knock down the walls and create one huge luxury suite.

"Those are *load bearing* walls, Jerry! They're not coming down!"

I love the way Jerry's sarcasm is totally wasted on him. :-)

lol, I love that bit! I even used it a week ago in real-life: at work we're moving to new offices, and a couple are a bit smaller. Someone jokingly suggested knocking out the wall between two rooms, so I had to respond with Kramer's line.

- When George accused Kramer of horning in on his rock climbing trip with Tony and he says, "Now, I think that your... in love with him."

Yes, that has to be my fave also!

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Accidentally burning the cuban flag and being chased by cubans

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It was a Puerto Ricon flag and it was very funny also because of Cedric and Bob.

Another great Kramer moment was in the episode 'The Jimmy' when he's in the cab with Deensfrei and he thinks Kramer is mentally challenged :-)

Ramsey.

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And later that same episode actually at the end) when Mel Torme sings to Kramer, and Kramer signs (slurs) along.

Kramer stuck in his skin-tight jeans at Mickey's acting audition

When he is modeling for Calvin Klein (I can't spell) and tries to act like he did it before and runs into the wall

Ummm, that was the Puerto Rican flag and Puerto Ricans chasing Kramer.

Jeff

When he told George's girlfriend she needed a nose job

Slams the money on the counter; "I'm out!"

When he dumps cement into the washing machine...

what about in the buttershave

"Stick a fork in me Jerry, Im done."

"Look, I'm not gonna say Limp Bizkit sucks. You know it. I know it. Im not gonna say it" -- Trent Reznor

My favourite is in "The Jimmy", where he explains why he got the special invitation to the Velvet Fog concert (the real reason is that they thought he was handicapped):

Kramer: "They're impressed with what I do!"

Elaine: "But, you're not doing anything??!?"

Kramer irritated: "Well. APPARENTLY I'm doing *something*!"

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1) Kramer acting out gonnorhea 2) Kramer running away (around corner) when Newman rolls down the street on the rickshaw crashng into Elaine's rehabbed boyfriend :o)

When he finds Merv Griffin's old talk show furniture in the dumpster and starts having his own talk show in his apartment! Hilarious! wrote in message news:8ra1h9$hcm$[email]...

When he and the others are driving and he rolls down the window and SREAMS, "HEY!!!!!!! YOUR LIGHTS ARE ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!"

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When Kramer is test driving the Sabb for Jerry, and they stop at the light, and Kramer says, "Let me see if I can get a smile out of these femaninas...Hey ladies, its a Sabb 900.....can I interest you in a little suplamental restraint?" That line is great, we use that all the time on girls

"To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."---Jack Handy(Deep Thoughts-SNL)

Big Daddy wrote:

"......Kramer says, "...Hey ladies, its a Sabb 900.....can I interest you in a little suplamental restraint?" That line is great, we use that all the time on girls"

And the girls respond how.....?

Well, they know we aren't serious, they usually just laugh it off, but everynow and then we get some weird looks :-)

"To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."---Jack Handy(Deep Thoughts-SNL)

"I'm out there Jerry, and loving every minute of it!" (XXXxxx)

When he flashes Jerry his chest hair and screams hysterically: "Look at it! Look at it!!"

Forgot about the phrase uttered in the clip show 2nite:

"Look away, I'm hideous."

I laugh as hard as Jerry does in that outtake!

That was actually my second favorite Kramer moment... The cheast hair one was 'wackier' so I chose that. I actually think the out take of 'hideous' was funnier than the one that really made the show.

That whole bit was gold, man gold. When Jerry asks "what did you expect?" and Kramer says "lung disease, heart disease, emphezema, but not my face."

The out take is hilarious. You just know that Richards came right from the make up chair to surprise Jerry just to get the reaction he did.

It's simple...

When Kramer tells Jerry about mariage...

"Man made prisons, you're doing time! When you wake up, she's there..."

Cut thing : "Is it alright if I use the bathroom now?"

"There's no watching tv while you're eating... because it's dinner time, and you know what you do at dinner time? You talk about your day!"

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I always thought he showed Jerry his pubic hair. Actually, I still do, 'cause Kramer's chest has been on the show dozens of times so that wouldn't make any sense.

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But everybody has seen his chest, and if writers would be so consequent, they couldn't write funny stories anymore. And what the hell is so shocking about a hairy chest anyway? Is it that shocking, that you scream when you see it? No way Jose! We're right and apparently just a few among us got the joke. Still everyone thought it was hilarious, but they didn't even get it.

I never heard 'I shaved there when I was a lifeguard' before; if I did, I didn't understand it through the high pitched whine!

But ok, yea that makes more sense to me now! =)

The episode was on the BBC last night, and he did say that.

This is one of the most fun threads to read through!

A lot of my fave moments have been mentioned, but I really loved that dream sequence of his where he's sitting under the tree and the dogs jumping around him.

On Fri, 13 Oct 2000 [email] wrote:

This one I doin't recall seeing. Which episode is this from? BTW, my favorite Kramer moment would have to be the entire Merv Griffin Show episode.

laura

Mine would have to be the one where he pretends to be Jerry in the apartment when Jerry is gone. That whole sequence is the best part of the show I have ever seen.

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Yeah, that's an hilarious episode alright.

Or whenever Kramer barges into the apartment and Jerry has a girl. He kind of pauses, half smiles, and says "Oh. Hello." His expressions are priceless.

I love Kramer's "Oh Yeeeeaaaaaah"

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Can't remember exactly which episode, but Kramer is wearing a straw hat and smoking a pipe or cigar. I think it's the one where they kidnap the dog.