Favorite Frank Costanza lines

"I sent five of my own men to the latrines"

"That's it, we're going back to Queens"

I WILL NOT TOLERATE INFESTATION!!!

"... This is why I can never become a president. Why I have never involved myself in politics. THEY DONT WANT ME, I DONT WANT THEM!!!"

Mel.

"Serenity Now"

"What the hell'd you trade Jay Buener for?"

"Serenity now!!!"

you have no eye for fashion

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On Mon, 17 Nov 1997, Larry & Michele wrote:

This is Frank Costanza. (whaddya want?)

You think you can keep us out of Florida? We're movin in lock, stock and barrel. we're gonna be in the pool, we're gonna be in the clubhouse we're gonna be all over that shuffle board court! AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP US OUT!!

GD

"Is that...is that a prophlactic wrapper? You had sex in our bed???!!!! We leave you alone for a week, and you turn our hose into...into Bourbon Street????"

Dan

In , Larry & Michele writes:

(The wording may be off, but the sentiment is there) "Latvian Orthodox, eh? Is that the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?"

And the whole 'describing how a bra works' scene in the kitchen with Frank and George was priceless.

"You know, Tommy Tune was a very good dancer." followed by a smack across George's head with a magazine.

In "The Puffy Shirt", the 'silver dollar' bit in the restaurant before George meets the hand model agent was great.

On 18 Nov 97 12:58:54 GMT, [email] (Dave) wrote:

Man, that is a priceless scene.

(paraphrased)

Frank: "Do you know about the cup sizes? They have different sizes."

Geoerge: "Yeah, I know about the cups."

Frank: "You've got the the A, B, C, and the D. The D is the biggest"

Anyone out there have a better recollection of the dialogue?

"You want a piece of me? YOU GOT IT!!!"

and .......don't remember the episode name off hand....

Steinbrenner is at the Costanza home and Frank goes into "why did you trade Jay Buner (sp?) for? He has a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doing!"

Same episode:

"Jerry, this is Frank Costanza-Mr Steinbrenner is here George is dead-call me back"

I love when he's about to fight Elaine: "You wanna piece of me? Well you got it baybeeeee!!!!"- So freakin' funny :)

Ron

To George Steinbrenner:

"What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for? He had 30 home runs and 100 RBIs, has a rocket for an arm, you don't know WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING!!!"

Later (on Jerry's answering machine) in a very manner-of-fact voice:

"Jerry, this is Frank Costanza, George is dead, call me back."

Dan

[email] (RobNoel1) writes: > "Serenity now!!!"

"you want a peice of me" to Elaine

kway wrote in article ...

And I loved her reply:

"I could drop you like a bag of dirt!"

--SS--

"Your're Grounded" To George

This was great, but I also like the one where he helps Kramer make the food for the Jewish thing. Before he decides to cook again, he's eating Estelle's eggs and has one small complaint: "Well, they SUCK!!"

To George: "Were gone for a couple of says, and you turn our house into Bourbon Street!?"

"I'm like a phoenix rising from Arizona!"

You wanna divorce, you goy one!!

Well, I guess we now know Estelle's religion.

:-)

You know about the cups? You have a,b,c,d,DD.

Talking to George about bras, going for an interview as a bra salesman. billfd10

Actually it was "You have a,b,c,d, they're the biggest."

I have a VCR. "...THAT'S the biggest."

Best, WT

WT Pfefferle, Ph.D. wrote:

Ok VCR guy, I was thinking around the same spot in that episode. When he says, "You ask me to get a pair of shorts, I'm back in 15 seconds!"

How close am I?

On 5 Dec 1997 08:25:19 GMT, [email] (BILLFD10) wrote:

Too many to count, but I like:

"Assman! I'll show him Assman!"

"You want a piece of me? You GOT ITTTTTTTT !!!!"

LCW

On Tue, 9 Dec 1997, Jack Mackerel wrote:

"Serenity now!"

I use it all the time. =)

Cas

On 10 Dec 1997 20:32:08 GMT, [email] (Casella) wrote:

YES!!!!!I FUCKING LOVED THAT EPISODE!! It was my all time favorite episode, I did not think they could top that until I seen the episode where Kramer puts the Merv Griffin set in his apartment. Fuck, that episode was on like a month ago if not longer and I'm still laughing about it.

I can't recite the whole thing, but when calls Morty Seinfeld to tell him that he's moving into Del Boca Vista...

"This is Frank Costanza...."

That was hilarious...

-Chris

How about when he' bailing George out of jail and Elaine is bailing her employee(George's girlfriend) out. They start arguing and Frank screams: "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?"

The single greatest moment in Seinfeld history"

-Rhyno

An even better line was when Steinbrenner was at George's house telling his parents that George was dead then Frank yells out, "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for!?!"

Classic!

              "Serenity NOW!!!!!!"

In the episode "The Little Kicks", George and a woman who works with Elaine end up in jail for bootlegging a movie. Elaine and Frank come down to bail them out. Elaine and Frank are arguing about who led who astray when Frank turns to Elaine and says "You wanna piece of me?!?"

How about when Frank was telling Elaine about the time when he was in Korea and refused to take off his shoes at his girlfriend's house. The girl's father made some comment, which Frank translated as:

This guy.... This is not my kind of guy.

agreed.

When George Steinbrenner comes to the Costanza's house to tell them that George is dead, Frank yells out: "Why the hell did you trade Jay Buhner!" Hilarious!

"Assman? I'll give him ass man!"

"I feel like a Phoenix rising from Arizona!"

"You want a peice of me? YOU'VE GOT IT!!"

"I saw a bum sleeping in a Cadillac outside. That's it we are moving back to Queen! The bums just don't sleep in it they URINATE IN IT!"

"You stay away from those squirrls!"

"SERENITY NOW!!!!"

"You aren't the only person bettering yourself. I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday. I feel vigiorous!"

"The rooster has sex with the chickens AND hens? That's perverse!"

I lived my whole life in shame! Why should I die with dignity?-George Costanza

Too funny!!

My pic:

Two words, "STOPPED SHORT!"

Scott wrote in article ... :

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: sorry, kids. "we're moving to Del Boca vista - and you can't stop us!" nik, the Battle Queen

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ArcAngel / Battle Goddess wrote in message ...

"Million to one shot doc.. million to one."

The Assman :)

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