*********A NEW GAAME FOR THE NICE WONS TO PLAY*******

Apr 10, 199811 posts by 9 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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Off-topic thread with confusing post about favorite soft drinks; confused responses about the incoherent message.

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I HAVE SOMETHING FUN ALL OF US NICE WONS CAN TLAK ABOUT CAUSE TODAY I WENT OT ROY ROGERS FOR UM BUT LUNCH AND HAD A COKEACOLA MY FAVORITE COKE AND IT MADE ME THINK OF OF ALL THE OTHER COKES AND I DECIDED THAT I LIKE DR PEPPERS COKE TOO AND MOUNTAIN DEWS COKE TOO BUT I DO'NT LIKE PEPSIS COKE MUCH AT ALL SO WHAT IS EVERYONE ELSES FAVORITE COKE HUH?

I BET I KNOW WHAT JERRY SENFELTS FAVORITE COKE IS AND SO I BET ITS DIET COKE CAUSE HES IN THEOSE COMMERCALS WITH SUPERMAN BUT I BET KRAMER LIKE MOUNTAIN DEWS COKE CAUSE HE LIKE TO FEEL TO DEW AND ELAIN PROBERLY LIKES FRESCAS COKE CAUSE SHES STUCK UP.

I BET JONETHIN GRAHMNS FAVIRATE COKE IS JOLT CAUSE THAT MITE EXPLANE WHY HES SO JUMPY AND DIFFICULT TO BE FRENDS WITH. HE MITE BE CANEDIAN BUT HES NOT NICE TO ME AT ALL CAUSE HE SMEERED MY GOOD NAME AND TRIED TOGET ME IN TROUBLE WITH MY FREND CAUSE HE THINKS HES SO SMART BUT IM NOT SO DUMN.

SOMETIMES AND BUT SO I LIKE SPRITES COKE AND 7 **COUNT THEM** 7 UPS COKE BUT NOT MR PIBBS COKE.

WHAT KIND OF COKE DO REAL WORLD OR RHODE RULES ACTORS LIKE TO DRINK I DO'NT KNOW IM JUST ASKING BUT I WONCE WENT TO AN OHIO STATE FOOTBALL GAME AND HAD BUDWEISERS COKE GO BUCKEYES.

YOUR FAVORITE PREMED PAL, DAVID H OR R2D2 ($5).

Mike Colucci wrote in article ...

COKE

LIKE

... maybe it's one of the great wonders of the world. Natural or man made is another matter.

"lemrac" wrote to and alt.tv.real-world:

== == == Mike Colucci wrote in article == ... == > David H wrote: == > > == > > **********88***URGENT CHATROOM TOPIC********(*(****** == > > == > > I HAVE SOMETHING FUN ALL OF US NICE WONS CAN TLAK ABOUT CAUSE TODAY I == > > WENT OT ROY ROGERS FOR UM BUT LUNCH AND HAD A COKEACOLA MY FAVORITE == COKE == > > AND IT MADE ME THINK OF OF ALL THE OTHER COKES AND I DECIDED THAT I == LIKE == > > DR PEPPERS COKE TOO AND MOUNTAIN DEWS COKE TOO BUT I DO'NT LIKE PEPSIS == == > > DAVID H OR R2D2 ($5). == > == > How the hell did this kid get into college?? Did anyone understand == > what he was talking about? == > == ... maybe it's one of the great wonders of the world. Natural or man made == is another matter. ==

I think his fascination with putting coke in his mouth is very Freudian. How about taking up a collection to buy him some knee pads?

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..... nice idea, and while we're at it, how 'bout a collection for some brain surgery. (or spelling lessons - or both!)

Has anybody noticed that you can't look up past casts on the MTV Real World site anymore? Why is this? Being in Aus, the series on tv is not always the same series that's current on the RW site. For example, we're getting the San Francisco series at the moment, but it's still Miami on the RW site. How can I find out what happens before seeing it?

TODAY I

FAVORITE

made

David H wrote:

grrrrrr... CRUSH BUCKEYE NUTS!!!!!

(sung to the tune of the OSU fight song) "liquidate ohio state and humble woody hayes... they breed a lot of cattle in columbus, send them out to graze... knock them off their ivory towers... send them crawling back to the showers... liquidate ohio state, it's a know-nothing party school!"

aileen ([email]) (okay, i know woody's dead... RIP woody! but i stand by the CRUSH BUCKEYE NUTS!!!!!)

Hey! watch it! lol

In article , [email] wrote:

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In article , [email] wrote:

********8*ATENTION DAVID***************

REEP REEP THATS ASTRO MAKIGN FUN OF SCOBY DO SAYING BEEP BEEP SINSE ASTRO IS WAY BETTER THIN SCOOBY DO. AND BUT SO HI R2 CAN I BE YOUR CHAT PAL SINSE IM A NICE ON TO? I KNOW STREPIO THEY SAID STRIKE ONE STREPIO AND SO HE KNOWED YOU DID"NT GET FOUR STIRKS SO HE SAID THE MEAN ONES ARE TO MEAN SO IM SORRY BUT AND SO HE SAYS HI THATS HIM NOW HI R2 BEEP BEEP! NOT REALY HES PROBALY A SLEEP BUT I GOT SOME AMLATORY DISFONCTON SO I DO"NT SLEEP RITE AND HTE NICE ONS AT CAL TEACH ARE TRYING TO KNOW WHY I CAN STAY UP SO MUCH BUT THEY DO"NT KNOW HOW YET I SAY SIMPLE EVEN IF I DONT DRINK LOTS OF COKE AND EAT LOTSA FROSTY FLAKES WHICH ARE GRRRRRRATE ME AND STREEPIO ALWAYS USED TO ATE THOSE TOGEHTER DURING CARTOONS WHEN WE WERE LITTEL KIDS IN HOUSTON BY NASA NOW THEY MOVED ME TO JPL FOR STUDYING FOR GOING TO SLEEP FOR A REAL LONG TIME IN SPACE BUT THEIR NICE TO ME AND I GOT A INTINDO 46 AND THEY LIKE IT WHEN I STAY UP AND BUT HTE THINGYS ON MY HEAD AND STOMICH ITCH BUT I CA"NT TOUCH THEM THE NICE ONS SAID SO I WAS LIKE OKAY YOU WIN AND THEN THEY LET ME OUT OF THE BOX SOMETIME STO GO OUT AND PLAY WHEN I"M TO HIPER FROM FROSTY FLAKES SINSE I"M HIPPOGLISEMIC TO.

BUT ITS REAL NICE HEAR AND THEY GOT ME MY OWN CHAT MACHINE THAT REAL GOOD I HAVE ENTERNET ACESS BUT I GOT A COMPUTER NOT A CHAT MACHINE AND BUT SO I HAF TO USE THIS EVIL DEJANEWS MACHINE YOU TALKED ABOUT ONCE DOCTOR MAXWEL SAID IT"S NOT SO BAD SINSE YOU CAN USE IT TO IF YOU GOT INTERNET STUFF YOU DO"NT HAVE TO SPRED WRONG STUFF IN CHAT ROOMS YOU CAN BE LIKE ME WHO IS A NICE ONE AND DOCTOR MAXWEL HELPS ME SOMETIMES BUT HE YELLS ALOT TO. HEY EVERBODY WILL YOU BE MY CHAT PAL TO I"M NICE LIKE DAVID. YOU TO DOCTOR MAXWEL I"M NICE SO DO"NT YELL PLESE. ONE TIEM HE SAID I WAS DUMN AS THE DOG SO HE MADE ME GET A DOGGYS CHAT ADRESS.

BUT AND SO COKECOLA IS MY FAVORIT COKE BUT I LIKE FRESCA TO SINSE IT MAKES ME LOOK SMART SINSE ITS FOR STUCK UP PEPLE LIKE STEVE SAID HTE PRESDENT HAD A FRECA MACHINE IN HIS WHITE HOUSE A LONG TIEM AGO HE SAID IT WAS LJ BUT I SAID NO HE PLAYS BASEKTBAL FOR CHARLOT HES NOT PRESENDENT BUT I FORGOT THE PRESEDENT IS.

I NEVER HAD ANY BUDWISER COKE BUT I USED TO HAVE LOTS OF JIN COKE WITH MY DAD AND STEVE WED DRINK TOGEHTER AND SOMETIMES THE CAT TO BUT HE WAS A SISSY CAT AND NOT A REAL MAN LIKE US SO WE PUT CAT"S JIN IN MILK SO HE DRANK IT. IT WAS COOL SINSE DAD WAS CUB SCOUT LEDER AND HE HAD LOTSA JIN AND TONICCOKE FOR ALL OF US HE GAVE US SPECIAL MERIT BAGES THAT SAID ON MONTH ONLY THEY WERE MORE LIEK PINS. BUT I DO"NT SEE DAD ANY MORE SINSE TO JPL THEY SAID IT"S OKAY NO HES NOTRALYZED ROBBY.

YOU CHAT BUDDY ROBBY W. WHO DOES"NT HAVE ANY MONEY BUT I GUESS I CAN RITE FIVE DOLLORS!

OH YEAH AND PLUS I SAW HTE ROSE BLOW HEAR IN PASDENA BY JPL BUT ON TV IN THE LAB BUT AND DID"NT I FORGOT OKAY DOCTOR MAXWEL SAYS THAT HTE BUCKEYS LOST TO THE SUN DEVILS IN THE ROSE BLOW TWO YERS AGO. I DO"NT KNOW ABOUT THEM THEY SOUND PRETY SCARY BUT DOCTOR MAXWEL SAYS NO THEIR GRRRRRRATE LIKE FROSTY FLAKES HES LAFING REAL HARD AND NOW HES SERIOS I BETER GO NOW HES MAD AND ILL HAVE TO GO IN THE BIG TUNEL AGIN NOW HE SAYS SO BY BY.

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I am assuming that this is a joke. Please tell me this is all a joke. If it is, why did you take all the time to write all that?

Oh, God...now he's talking to himself and making up other personalities...

Maybe we should start calling him Sybil...

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