Jerry's Rules

Jul 24, 199710 posts by 5 posters
🧩 Trivia

Fans compile Jerry's unwritten social rules that he enforces throughout the series, such as relationship milestones and physical contact guidelines.

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SGold89896

Jerry has always been the authority on various problems on the show. I can think of a couple off the top of my head, but I know that there's a ton more.

  • If IT moves as a result of contact with another man, you're gay.
  • 7 dates means a face to face breakup, unless there was no sex involved.

Got any more?

S.
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"Tub is Love."

involved.

Stage two, increased phone call frequency, walking around naked...>

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DaveSGold89896

"Tub is Love."

Stage two, increased phone call frequency, walking around naked...>

It's only a 'pick' if there's 'nostril penetration'. [email] (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.) (Remove XXXX to reply)

On 24 Jul 1997 02:20:24 GMT, [email] (SGold89896) wrote:

Semi-daily with understood saturday night date and tampons in the bathroom = Girlfriend

SJF403

It's not a lie, if you believe!

-Scott

"Buckle up straight jack, Sanity is such a drag Jellybean thorazine Transcendental jet lag Sanity I ain't gotta, Feeling like a pinata Sucker punch - blowin� lunch Motherload - pigeonholed I'm feeling like I'm gonna explode!!" -Steven Tyler

ANDREWE LUMSJF403

Actually this was a rule that George told to Jerry when Jerry needed to take the Melrose Place lie detector test.

Andy

you right, sorry.. thank you for correcting me.... still a good rule, though, don't you think?

-Scott

"Buckle up straight jack, Sanity is such a drag Jellybean thorazine Transcendental jet lag Sanity I ain't gotta, Feeling like a pinata Sucker punch - blowin� lunch Motherload - pigeonholed I'm feeling like I'm gonna explode!!" -Steven Tyler

SGold89896

Here"s another>>> ... Best feature of a heavy relationship.......Make-up sex.

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SGold89896

Here"s another>>> ... Best feature of a heavy relationship.......Make-up sex.

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